slates

So, like, there’s this one player on the server who was like, totally gonna be a villain but then they saw a baby zombie and were like “aww, he just needs a hug” and now they’re besties. And then there’s this other player who was gonna be evil but then they found a puppy and now they’re like, the dog whisperer of the server.

And like, the whole server is just a big happy family of misfit mobs and players who are all just trying to survive and have a good time. Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and epic build battles and random events that make no sense but are super fun.

So, like, come join us and be part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP everrrr. You won’t regret it, I promise. Just watch out for the friendly Enderman who likes to steal your blocks and replace them with flowers, lol.