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ExFriendWeddingDrama

Accommodation, aita, Booked, Bridesmaid, engagement party, ex-friend, ExFriendWeddingDrama, expensive gift, Fight, Food, friendship, kicked out, mutual friends, performing at wedding, Singer, standard fee, traditional wedding gift, travel, wedding band, wedding gift, wedding planning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with bridesmaid drama, wedding band battles, and friendship feuds!

Our server offers the unique experience of navigating through wedding planning chaos, where you can choose to be the bridezilla, the disgruntled bridesmaid, or even the wedding band member caught in the middle of it all. Will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior or give in to the pressure of performing for free?

Join now for a chance to roleplay out your wildest wedding scenarios and show off your building skills in creating the ultimate wedding venue. Who needs a traditional gift when you can gift us with your presence on our server? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous wedding saga – join today!

TNTropolis Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Deadly bomb blast, explosion, extremism, International, investigation, Israeli police, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Reuters, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, terror threat, Terrorism, terrorist attack, TNTropolis, Tragedy, Unrest, violence

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Potions Brewed:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	6915	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

hey you! ya you! wanna join a minecraft server that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack in tel aviv? come on down to our server where the only thing blowing up is your mind with all the crazy fun we have! we’ve got more surprises than a bomb blast and more excitement than a police chase! join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime! who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in our server! trust us, you won’t regret it!

KurskKaboomCraft

border security, border tensions, bridges destroyed, buffer zone, conflict zone, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, infrastructure damage, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKaboomCraft, military control, Military operations, peace negotiations, regional stability, security measures, territorial control, Ukraine-Russia border, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	2759

Yo, so there’s this sick Minecraft server where Ukrainian forces are like, tightening control of the Kursk region, but like, in Minecraft world, ya know? They’re building bridges and destroying them, like it’s some crazy game of bridge destruction or something. Join this server if you wanna be part of the action, man! Build bridges, destroy bridges, it’s all good in this wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in a ‘buffer zone’ where things are always intense and exciting? Come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

1000USD, 180USD, 320usd, affordable, big one, Budget, CraftyCreeperz, expensive, gift, i want one, Instrument, Minecraft, Music, musical one, PRESENT, price, Purchase, Server, shopping, SIZE, small one, Toy, wish list

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge an arm and a leg just to play? Well, look no further because our server is offering insane deals that will make you question reality itself! For just 180USD, you can join our small but mighty server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. Want to take your gaming experience to the next level? Fork over 320USD for our musical server where every block you break plays a sweet tune. And for the true ballers out there, we have the big one for 1000USD where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your wallet emptied)!

Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

Ageism, blockbuster, Cinema, cleavage, controversial, Eli Roth, Entertainment, Exploitation, fetish, film industry, granny’s titties, Grannys, Hollywood, inappropriate, mature actresses, mature content, Minecraft, Movie, old actresses, Provocative, scandalous, Sexualization, smp, taboo, titties

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Votes:	5740	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crops Grown:	3754

Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

PixelPeepersMC

BDSM, Boundaries, CNC porn, Communication, consensual non-consent, consent, dangerous entertainment, discomfort, hardcore porn, hentai, inadequate sex life, Intimacy, LLI, Open-mindedness, PixelPeepersMC, porn consumption, rape fantasy, relationship dynamics, Roleplaying, sexual preferences, trying new things

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Animals Bred:	192
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are into some interesting things, just like the OP’s girlfriend who watches CNC porn. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your preferences, whether it’s building pixel art or watching questionable content.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even roleplay as a Minecraft character who is into some wild and crazy stuff. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed! So come on in and join us for a fun and unforgettable experience. Just remember, in this world of blocks and pixels, anything is possible – even finding love in the most unexpected places. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich

designer labels, DreamCraft, elite social circles, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, extravagant parties, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end art collection, high-end fashion, high-priced experiences, luxury cars, luxury lifestyle, luxury real estate, Luxury Vacations, luxury yachts, personal chefs, private drivers, private islands, private jets, smp, ultra-wealthy, UltraRich

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Votes:	6064
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Have you ever wanted to live like a Minecraft king? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Join us and you’ll be able to do things that the average player couldn’t even dream of, like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks or having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!

NoMoreBoozeCashCow

addiction, alcohol, Decision making, discipline, financial freedom, financial incentive, habits, health, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, long term benefits, MONEY, motivation, NoMoreBoozeCashCow, personal challenge, Rewards, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, temptation, wellness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Star Shards Collected:	243	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	35	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.