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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9921 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have the craziest family traditions like every time someone finds diamonds, we all have to do the chicken dance in real life! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition, last year Steve got bucked off and landed in a pit of lava, it was lit AF! Plus, our server mascot is a dancing pig named Porky who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s so fancy. So come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but that’s just part of the fun)!
