slapstick comedy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBedSharingAllowed

ah, bed situation, childish behavior, comfort, crying, December trip, decision, friend group, Friends, Group Discussion, group trip, NoBedSharingAllowed, prioritize, queen bed, refusing to share a bed, Rock Paper Scissors, roommates, travel, twin bed, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Villages Defended:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with rock paper scissors! Join us for epic battles of RPS to determine who gets the best loot, the coolest skins, and even the comfiest beds in our virtual world.

Just like in the real world, sometimes things get heated over who gets the twin bed or the queen bed. But fear not, on our server, we have a fair and fun way to decide – rock paper scissors! No more arguments or tears, just good old-fashioned hand games to determine your fate.

Join us and witness the drama unfold as players battle it out for the best spots in our virtual realm. Will you be the champion of RPS and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left crying to your friends about how unfair it all is? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – where rock paper scissors reigns supreme!

CraftyBrits vs RussianMods

Allies, ARMS, British weapons, Conflict, CraftyBrits, Defense, Diplomacy, Equipment, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military technology, Ministry of Defense, russia, RussianMods, sanctions, SECURITY, strategy, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are using british weapons to battle it out in russia! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! watch as the ukrainian soldiers ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, while the russians try to defend themselves with exploding potatoes! it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	180	Star Shards Collected:	120
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

amazing book, Armed Highmates Edition, Book, catalogue, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Tynan, Workshop, yayo modlist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Dimension Hops:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ores Mined:	9925
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Potions Brewed:	134
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	121
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	66	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!

HagCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Chat, Discord, Gaming, girl, Hag, HagCraft, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, nerdy, older femanon, older girl, pervert, perverted, Server, video games, vidya, weeabo, Weeaboo, wndyplns

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat with a pervert nerdy weeabo girl about vidya games? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your gaming and chatting needs. And if you happen to be a hag or older girl, even better! Join us for some outrageous stories, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Discord: wndyplns. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and good times waiting for you on our server!