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OrbisMc

Earth, Earth Map, Geopolitics, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, PvE, PvP, Realism, Roleplay, Server, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Unlike your regular towny server, we have geopolitics, an earth map, and most importantly realism, so if you ever liked mods, this is your server

DISCLOSURE WE DO NOT REQUIRE MODS

play.orbismc.com

“CubeCadia: Where the grass is always greener and dungeons are scarier than your math test” 🍃

Bosses, cherry biomes, CubeCadia, Custom farming, custom fishing, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Daily Rewards, dream home, Dungeons, friendly community, GRASS, Greener, growth stations, level up, luxurious items, Math, new worlds, Player Warps, scarier, Shops, smp, sniffer pets, special crops, streak rewards, test, Tournaments, Unique Features

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Features Offered	Custom dungeons, player warps/shops, custom items, custom fishing, custom farming, custom mining, rewards, daily bosses, quests, jobs, cross play

FAQ

What version does the server support?

The server supports 1.19 – 1.20.6

What are some of the unique features of CubeCadia?

CubeCadia offers custom dungeons with a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs/bosses, player warps/shops, over 200 custom SMP enhancing items, custom fishing and farming, rewards system, daily bosses, quests, jobs, and cross play compatibility.

Can I play on the server from different platforms?

Yes, you can play on CubeCadia from PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation.

Is there a Discord server for CubeCadia?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/cubecadia

MineScape Server

2024.., armageddon, Communication, deadman, Diaries, fart cc, grimy kwuarm, Info, Minescape, minigame makeover, oldschool runescape, osrs, poll 82, Quests, Server, skilling competition, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, while guthix sleeps, Wiki, wiseoldman

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ores Mined:	6789	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grimy kwuarm edition will have you brewing up some magical potions like never before! But that’s not all, we’ve got Deadman: Armageddon events happening that will make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing after you.

And guess what? We’ve also got While Guthix Sleeps updates that will have you embarking on epic quests and battling fierce monsters to save the world. But don’t worry, we’ve got Poll 82 – Minigame Makeover to keep things fun and fresh for you!

If you’re new to the server, don’t fret! We’ve got quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft legend. And if you ever need help or just want to chat, our chat channel “fart cc” is always open for some hilarious banter.

Join us now for the ultimate Minecraft experience, where the only limit is your imagination! And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even win the /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

BlockyBliss Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBliss, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, Miku Monday, Minecraft, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for Miku Monday Edition, where we celebrate everything virtual idol-related in the most epic way possible.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week where you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone in the most exhilarating way possible. Share your edge count with fellow anons and see who can resist the longest!

But wait, there’s more! We have the most advanced AI everyone is using, NovelAI V.3, which costs $25 a month for unlimited gens. Let your creativity run wild as you generate the most mind-blowing stories and scenarios with this powerful tool.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have official BLACKED clothing available for purchase. Show off your style and embrace the culture of our server with these exclusive items.

Join us on our Booru to share your creations, check out our BNWO Dictionary for all the latest terms and slang, and participate in our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique experience.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this wild and wacky community. Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

college life, college studies, college transition, cousin, CousinClash, dorm room, dorm rules, dormitory living, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family pressure, family relationships, family rift, Family Support, housing options, Minecraft, personal space, Server, temporary housing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3099	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space and boundaries! Just like this player’s dorm room, our server has a strict one-person rule – because who wants to deal with overbearing cousins demanding to move in, am I right? 😂

Join us and escape the drama of family pressure and temporary stays that turn into months (we’ve all been there, trust us). Build your own virtual oasis where you can focus on your studies (or just goof off with friends, we won’t judge).

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without sacrificing your own comfort and space. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into letting anyone crash at your virtual pad! 😉🎮

So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together – because family drama is best left in the real world, not in our Minecraft server! 😆💥

GF Defender – No Incels Allowed

21st century, aita, Allowed, attractive, body count, Calling, casual relationships, Defender, derogatory remark, Friend, Girlfriend, hookup, incel, Incels, Lifestyle, loyalty, nudes, one night stands, over-reacted., party girl, relationship, sexual history, sugar daddies, town bike

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Millie’s past? Look no further! Join our server for a ride crazier than Millie’s party nights!

Just like Millie, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what you’ll come across next – maybe a hidden treasure or a secret dungeon!

And just like Millie’s loyal and affectionate side, our community is supportive and welcoming. We’ll show you off as our fellow player and make sure you feel right at home.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing crazier than Millie’s past is the fun you’ll have on our server!

CraftyThreads Minecraft Server

attractive, bold, chic, classic, clothing, CraftyThreads, Designer, Edgy, Elegant, fashion trend, Fashionable, haute couture, Minecraft, Minimalist, MODERN, runway, Server, Statement, street style, Style, stylish, trendy, vintage

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ores Mined:	9970
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old fashion trends like skinny jeans and crop tops? Well, on our Minecraft server, the hottest fashion trend is wearing diamond armor with a matching enchanted cape! Trust us, you’ll be turning heads and slaying mobs in style.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who can craft you the most fabulous outfits you’ve ever seen. Want a pair of diamond boots with feather falling and protection? No problem! Need a sparkly pink sword to match your pink wool armor? The Fashionista Villager has got you covered.

So why join our server? Because who needs boring old fashion trends when you can be a trendsetter in the world of Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the Fashionista Villager throws the most epic fashion shows every Saturday night – you won’t want to miss out on the chance to strut your stuff on the catwalk and show off your killer style. Join us now and let your fashion dreams come true!

Lost & Found Craft

belongings, cherished possessions, Craft, Forgotten, Lost, lost and found, lost items, lost memories, lost treasures, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, personal belongings, Reminiscing, SEARCHING, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items found, sentimental journey, sentimental objects, sentimental value, treasured items

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Emeralds Found:	3144
Mines Excavated:	4996	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	26689
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find everything you’ve ever lost! That’s right, forget about retracing your steps or checking under the couch cushions, just hop on our server and start searching for your missing socks, keys, and even that one earring you thought was gone forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Atlantis, where you can dive deep into the ocean and uncover hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Who needs a metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure?

And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the quest to find the fabled Fountain of Youth, rumored to be hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon it while mining for diamonds or battling creepers.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a few laughs along the way, join our Minecraft server today and start searching for everything you’ve ever lost (and maybe even a few things you never knew you were missing)!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, aid distribution, Conflict Resolution, economic development, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, foreign assistance, foreign policy, government funding, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, military spending, Minecraft, national security, political corruption, Server, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, US aid, War on Terror

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild and crazy, it’s like having $293 million in US aid in Taliban hands? Well, look no further, cuz this server is off the chain, yo!

Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane. We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds your heart desires.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a pillow fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden apples and enchanted gear.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs $293 million when you’ve got a Minecraft world this insane? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMileiVPNoRacism

argentina, Backlash, controversy, CraftyMileiVPNoRacism, criticism, cultural sensitivity, disagreement, discrimination, Division, football chant, milei, political stance, Politics, public figure, racist, social media, Statement, Support, vice president, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mines Excavated:	4564
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.