Slaps – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HandKissCraft

authoritarianism, Behavior, ceremony, child, controversy, cultural norms, DISRESPECTFUL, Erdogan, Hand, HandKissCraft, Kissing, leadership, News, Politics, public figure, rize, Slaps, traditional customs, turkey, Video, viral

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where the owner is as savage as Erdogan slapping a child for not kissing his hand during a ceremony in Rize? Well, look no further cuz this server is lit AF!

Join now for a chance to witness the craziest events ever seen in Minecraft history. We got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. And guess what? The owner will personally hand out diamonds to anyone who can survive a dance-off with a zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it and claim its epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures of your gaming life. Just remember to watch out for Erdogan’s hand-slapping skills, you never know when he might come for you next!

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Zombie Apocalypse Funland

action, aggression, Apocalypse, Attack, Combat, Confrontation, Crashing, Defense, Fight, force, FUNLAND, ground, Impact, Intensity, Murder Drones, Nori, power, Slaps, strength, Technology, Uzi, violence, zombie

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the PvP battles are so intense that even Nori’s slaps can send players flying! Imagine the sheer power behind those slaps if they can take down someone wielding an Uzi. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness Nori’s legendary slapping skills in action. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about surviving in this wild and wacky world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to withstand Nori’s mighty slaps!

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CozyCraft Minecraft Server

Adversity, blog general, chitchat, cozy Sunday, CozyCraft, Deep Waters, EFN, eight months, Escape From Neetdom, germany, Germany work, growth, Minecraft, mommy’s house, outside country, overcoming challenges, Personal Blog, personal growth, questions, Scared, Server, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can Escape From Neetdom and embark on a wild adventure! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous lands of Germany, where we work our butts off to save a little bit (of what, you ask? Who knows!).

Are you ready to grow through adversity and take on challenges that will test your limits? Our server is the perfect place for you to throw yourself into deep waters and see if you sink or swim (hopefully not literally, that would be a bit concerning).

Join us as we embark on this crazy journey together, where the goal is to survive for eight months (or however long we can hold out for, let’s be real). Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into along the way – from building epic structures to battling mobs, the possibilities are endless.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and let’s see if you have what it takes to Escape From Neetdom and emerge victorious! (Disclaimer: Mommy’s house not included in the game, sorry not sorry)

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The Redditpool 3 SMP Experience

Decade, Entertainment, Experience, funny, generation, Hit, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, meme, millennial comedy, Pool, reddit, redditpool, Sitcom, smp, social media, stand up, streaming, television, trending, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs stone when you can have bling bling, am I right?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne? Or will you join forces with the llamas and start a rebellion against the oppressive chicken regime? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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ExWifeInMyHouse Minecraft Server

apartment building, bathroom, Company, Dinner, EMBARRASSMENT, ex wife, ExWifeInMyHouse, Friends, guests, home, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Nice, normal, Rude, Server, SNACKS, Son, tacky, Upset, Visitors

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a freshly baked cake? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my ex-wife barged into my dinner party with her kids in tow.

Imagine the chaos as she interrupted our meal, only to be stopped for a chat by some of my friends! And don’t even get me started on the scandalous discussions that followed after she left. It was a showdown of epic proportions, with accusations flying left and right.

But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama and chaos, then this is the Minecraft server for you! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about online gaming. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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CoinCraft: From $1k to $43k!

1k, 43k, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Borrowing, CoinCraft, Communication, Crypto, crypto influencer, friendship, gambling, loyalty, memecoins, Moonshot, Options, Principle, PROFITS, Six Figures, Stock Trading, Trading

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over virtual profits! Join us for a chance to make virtual riches and potentially lose it all in a pixelated gamble. Just like the OP borrowed money from their friend to trade memecoins, you can borrow virtual diamonds to trade with other players and see if you can strike it rich!

But be warned, just like the OP’s friend who found out about the profits and got mad, your in-game friendships may be put to the test when virtual wealth is involved. Will you share your loot with your virtual buddies or keep it all for yourself? The drama and excitement await you on our server!

So come on in and experience the thrill of making virtual profits and dealing with the consequences of your actions. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot like the OP did and cash out big time! Join now for a chance to experience the rollercoaster ride of virtual trading and friendship drama. See you in the game!

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GraveDigger420 – Minecraft SMP

burial ground, burial site, cemetery, commemoration, epitaph, farewell message, final resting spot, final words, grave marker, GraveDigger420, headstone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, parting words, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to have a grave-tastic time!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to leave behind a hilarious phrase on your virtual grave. Whether it’s “Here lies the player who died trying to ride a pig off a cliff” or “RIP to the player who thought they could take on a horde of creepers with a wooden sword”, your grave will be a testament to your epic fails and epic wins in the game.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you on your toes. From building a giant statue of a chicken to surviving a zombie apocalypse in a haunted mansion, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legend in our Minecraft world. Just remember, on our SMP, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun!

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CelebHateCraft

Boycott, cancel culture, CelebHateCraft, celebrity culture, celebrity endorsements, celebrity influence, celebrity scandals, consumer choices, controversial figure, Entertainment, fan backlash, Media influence, media manipulation, most hated celebrity, negative impact, Personal preferences, pop culture, problematic behavior, public figure, public image, social media

Are you tired of seeing that annoying celebrity’s face everywhere you turn? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where that celebrity doesn’t exist! That’s right, on our server, they’ve been banished to the Nether realm, never to bother you again. So come join us for a celebrity-free gaming experience like no other! Who knew virtual reality could be so satisfying?

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NeptuneCraft: Romania-Ukraine Edition

defense collaboration, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense news, defense partnership, defense technology, eastern europe, Edition, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military technology, missile defense, missile development, missile production, Neptune missiles, NeptuneCraft, Romania, Romania-Ukraine relations, RomaniaUkraine, security partnership, Ukraine

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally lit, ya know? we got, liek, neptune missiles and stuff, just liek Romania and Ukraine, ya feel me? come join us and be part of the epic missile-making crew, we’ll blow up creepers and stuff, it’s gonna be, liek, so rad. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond loot, it’s, liek, top secret and stuff. so, come on and join us, it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

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The Imperfect SMP: Where everything is perfectly imperfect!

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, Discord, downvotes, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfect, Mature, Perfectly, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, reduce lag, Semi Vanilla, skilled players, smp, suggestion channel, Survival, talented players, upvotes

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Age Requirement	15+
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, Discord-based application, player head drops, regularly planned events, BlueMap integration, and more!
Community Size	Over 300 members

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, we have a strict application process to ensure a mature and skilled player base.
How long does it take to receive a response to my application?	You will receive a response within a week of submitting your application.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	Yes, players must be 15 years or older to join the server.
What kind of server seed does Perfectum SMP use?	We have selected a server seed known for its stunning landscapes and exploration potential.
How can I get more information about the server and begin my adventure?	You can join our Discord server and visit our website using the links provided above.

CraftyCinderGirls Minecraft Server

Anime, Cinderella Girls, Competition, CraftyCinderGirls, dancing, Drama, dreams, Entertainment, Girls, group, idolmaster, IDOLS, it’s over, japanese, Minecraft, Music, Performance, series, Server, singing, television, THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls U149, U149

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to those days because on our server, it’s a whole new world of craziness!

Join us and become a part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a giant tower made entirely of cake and it actually appeared!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Minecraft SMP: JosephTheJoker – This part starts off nice, and Joseph is a cool and entertaining Minecraft SMP player who loves to make everyone laugh with his hilarious antics!

AC/DC, action, Adventure, Anime, Antics, battle, BETRAYAL, Caesar’s death, Climax, Cool, Defeat, Drama, Entertaining, entertaining protagonist, final fights, friendship, hilarious, INTENSE, JOSEPH, JosephTheJoker, LAUGH, Loves.., Manga, Minecraft, Nice, part, player, Redemption, smp, starts.., Supernatural powers, Suspense, Suzi Q

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where Joseph is the ultimate protagonist leading the way with his cool and entertaining antics. But wait, things take a wild turn when AC/DC decides to hijack Suzi Q and chaos ensues. And don’t even get me started on Caesar’s ridiculous death – pure horsecrap, I tell you!

But fear not, because the final fights with Joseph are bound to be legendary. Join our SMP for a rollercoaster of emotions, insane storylines, and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of craziness will happen next? Join now and be a part of the madness!

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