slapped onto surface Minecraft Servers

slapped onto surface Minecraft Servers

  • OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

    OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 5737
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Animals Bred: 194 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

    ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 9317
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Magic Items Found: 1102
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Buildings Constructed: 49

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

    Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

    VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 3295
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dimension Hops: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 120
    Emeralds Found: 6539 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

    And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Combat Crew

    Crafty Combat Crew
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 6429
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Emeralds Found: 8955
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

    PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 8830
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Votes: 4719
    Love Letters Sent: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

    Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

    ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3473
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

    Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

    Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

    So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

    OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 6990
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 251 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

    Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

    Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

    CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 8933
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Farms Harvested: 314 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Alien Abductions: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 93 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

    Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!

    CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 5693
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you’re a fan of Azerbaijan! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, if you build a house shaped like a teapot, a magical genie will appear and grant you three wishes! And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rarest pixelated flamingos that drop enchanted feathers when you defeat them. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wonders of Azerbaijan in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server

    Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 2927
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magic Items Found: 8257
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure with Kobo Kanaeru, the local slutty bratty little Rain Shaman? Join us and let Kobo be your sun to shine your day, ehe~ ;D

    But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find karaoke nights like you’ve never seen before. Sing your heart out with Kobo and the gang as you belt out your favorite tunes in the virtual world.

    And don’t forget about our original songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat. Kobo Kanaeru is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a whole experience that you won’t want to miss.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the Kobokerz fan club. Who knows, you might even become a meme with our legendary Kobobrok moments. Trust us, this server is like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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