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Lawyers vs. Paychecks

attorney salaries, discrimination, equality, Fairness, income disparity, INEQUALITY, Justice, law, Lawyers, legal fees, legal industry, legal profession, legal representation, legal services, Legal System, paychecks, salary gap, social justice, socioeconomic status, wage inequality

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchantments Applied:	204
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Alien Abductions:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the law is like, totally wack? well, do i have the place for u! our server is run by a bunch of crazy lawyers who are always arguing about who gets the biggest paycheck. u can join in on the fun and maybe even become the top lawyer in the land! trust me, it’s a wild ride full of lawsuits, crazy court cases, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t ask how they happen, just roll with it). so come on down and join our server, where the law is anything but equal!

IndieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ASP, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! This server is like the VIP section of indie vtubers, where only the coolest and most elite players hang out. We’re talking about vtubers with at least 500 viewers, because we don’t mess around with those 2view peasants.

Join us if you want to shill your 499view oshi, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. And don’t worry, even if your favorite vtuber is a corpo, as long as they haven’t hit that 1000 CCV mark, they’re welcome here.

Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s on top, and our Twitch Clips Guide for all the best moments. Plus, we have a VOD Archive, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) because we celebrate our vtubers like they’re royalty.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. And remember, on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it.

NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

GroceryGriefer420

budgeting, Communication Issues, control freak, financial strain, food poisoning, food preferences, food preparation, Food Safety, food sharing, food storage, groceries, grocery shopping, GroceryGriefer420, household expenses, living situation, meal planning, meal sharing, personal boundaries, rent payment, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get food poisoning from our virtual meals! Join us and escape the drama of defrosting disasters and control freak cooks. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no one will force you to eat questionable defrosted food.

Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.

So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

SneezeCraft Server: Roaring Like Lions!

lion roar, Lions, loud sneezes, Roaring, Server, sneeze analysis, sneeze behavior, sneeze explanations, sneeze intensity, sneeze patterns, sneeze questions, sneeze research, sneeze sounds, sneeze study, sneeze theories, sneeze volume, SneezeCraft, sneezing, sneezing habits, sneezing like a lion, sneezing noises, strange sneezing, unusual sneezing

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1418	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Spears Created:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone sneezes like a timid kitten? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who sneeze like they are trying to out-roar a lion! Join us for epic sneezing battles that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sneeze Olympics, where players compete in events like the Longest Sneeze and the Most Creative Sneeze. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Sneeze Champion?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a giant tissue box floating in the sky? Yes, you read that right. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, sneezing, and crying tears of joy.

PleasureCraft

guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure drinks, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure habits, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure indulgences, guilty pleasure luxuries, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure pastimes, guilty pleasure pleasures, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure songs, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, guilty pleasure vices, indulgence, PleasureCraft, secret pleasure

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Do you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!

MbappéCraft: Vote Against Extremists!

“Youth, activism, Campaign, Civic Duty, Democracy, democracy in action, election, ENGAGEMENT, extremists, France, France election, mbappe, MbappéCraft, political awareness, political participation, political responsibility, Politics, Presidential election, Vote, Voting, young voters

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	6406
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dimension Hops:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	107696	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mbappé as our spokesperson urging all the youth to vote against the ‘extremists’ aka creepers and zombies! we have a campaign kicking off to save our blocky world from destruction! build, mine, and vote for a better minecraft future with us! plus, mbappé might even teach you some sick soccer moves in-game! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

TouchCraft: The Sensory Server

biology, Haptic, human body, nervous system, neuroscience, Particle, Perception, physical contact, Sensation, Senses, Sensory, sensory experience, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, Server, somatosensory, stimuli, tactile, Touch, TouchCraft, variation, WAVE

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got all kinds of touchy feely stuff goin on. like, ya gotta touch stuff to see stuff or hear stuff or smell stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of sensory experience, man.

join us if ya wanna feel the vibrations of the block beneath your feet, or if ya wanna reach out and touch the pixels of a beautiful sunset. it’s like, sensory overload in the best way possible.

we even have a special touchy feely quest where ya gotta touch every single block in the game to unlock the ultimate power of touch. it’s like, a spiritual journey through the world of minecraft.

so come on down and join us on this touchy feely adventure. who needs sight or sound or smell when ya got the power of touch, amirite?

WarburgCraft – HepatoWarz

Biomarkers, Cancer Biology, Cancer Metabolism, cancer research, Cancer Therapeutics, cancer treatment, Cell Proliferation, Cellular Respiration, Glycolysis, Hepatocellular Carcinoma, HepatoWarz, Liver Cancer, Metabolic Reprogramming, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, oncology, Tumor Cells, tumor growth, Tumor Metabolism, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression, Warburg Effect, WarburgCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Potions Brewed:	23	Towns Built:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. Like, imagine fighting a dragon while riding a pig with a diamond sword in hand. It’s like, totally bonkers, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll unlock the secrets of the Warburg Effect in Hepatocellular Carcinoma. Yeah, that’s right. You’ll be curing cancer while building a castle made out of rainbow blocks. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FredBobbersSMP

Brewery, Claim Plugin, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Faction, Factions, Nations, Plugins, quality of life, Slimefun, Towns

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	9504
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Votes:	9245
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to FredBobbersSMP! This server has a Earth based map with a claim plugin (lands) that allows you to create towns and nations!

We are constantly adding quality of life and game breaking plugins!

Dynmap: PMCd629222cacea6cf7c0aab186124ab8ae

Discord: discord.gg/nmavmfqUvV

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