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The Game Award’s Chosen Minecraft SMP Victors

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	80
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mines Excavated:	2444
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of being robbed of your rightful victory in The Game Awards every year? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, YOU are the ultimate winner! Join us and experience a world where the only award that matters is the one you give yourself for building the most epic roller coaster or creating the most ridiculous redstone contraption. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly building competition gets a real-life trophy made out of diamond blocks! So why settle for The Game Awards when you can be the true champion of our insane Minecraft world? Join us now and start your journey to glory!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Genre-Killer Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, forever.., genre, GenreKiller, Killed, ln+, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	52	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring, generic anime, manga, and light novels that all blend together in a sea of mediocrity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where anime, manga, and LN have been taken to the next level – literally!

On our server, you can fight off hordes of evil demons with your trusty magical girl wand, team up with your favorite waifus and husbandos to build the ultimate fortress, and even ride on the back of a giant mecha while battling it out in epic PvP battles. But beware, because the stakes are high and the consequences are real – if you die in the game, you die in real life (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?).

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to the anime/manga/LN that killed the genre forever. Here, the only thing getting killed is your boredom!

Caged Rat Detox Minecraft SMP

Cage, Caged, coping mechanisms, depression, Detox, emotional wellbeing, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Minecraft, rat, realization, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self reflection, self-destructive behavior, smp, social media, SUICIDE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing more chaotic than the mobs at night are the players during the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping mixtapes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world, always causing drama and gossip.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? Well, let’s just say that one time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato farm and now they’re known as the Potato King. True story.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything can happen.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal sex, blocky, BOOTY, comfort, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, desire, emotional, Experience, Exploration, Intimacy, Minecraft, nerves, PENETRATION, Physical, Pleasure, Sensation, Sensitive, Server, sex, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Votes:	3790
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	11
Star Shards Collected:	268	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us!

Minecraft SMP – /hdg/ – Hell Divers General

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, contested planets, Democracy Space Station, divers, Galaxy, general, hdg, Hell, Helldivers, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Omens of Tyranny, Patch, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Urban Legends

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	488576	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with alien insects and robots ready to take over the galaxy. But fear not, because it’s your job to Spread Democracy and liberate planets one block at a time.

Join us as we wage war against the forces of evil, completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas while racing against the clock. With enough successful operations, we can liberate entire planets and maybe even the entire galaxy – no pressure, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you to uncover. From the Truth Enforcers to the Urban Legends, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your squad, and join us in the most epic battle for democracy that Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little alien invasion, that is.

Holy Moly Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, celebration, ceremony, Cultural, Festive, holiday, HOLY, Minecraft, MOLY, observance, Religion, religious celebration, religious ceremony, religious festivity, religious holiday, religious observance, religious ritual, religious tradition, ritual, Sacred, Server, special occasion, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Emeralds Found:	8959	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t celebrate holidays in style? Well, look no further because on our server, we take holiday aesthetics to a whole new level! Picture this: on Christmas, our entire server transforms into a winter wonderland with snowmen, Christmas trees, and even Santa Claus himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by reindeer! And don’t even get me started on Halloween – our server becomes a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises and trick-or-treating zombies! So if you want to experience holidays like never before, join our server and get ready for some seriously festive fun!

Fries Your Brain with High Frequency Waves Directly into Your Minecraft SMP

Brain, Cognitive, Conspiracy Theory, direct, ear canal, experimentation, Frequency, Fries, futuristic, HIGH, high frequency waves, Kid, Manipulation, mind control, Minecraft, neural, pemFries, personnel, psychological warfare, science fiction, secret government project, SMPemp, Targeted, Technology, Transmission, Waves

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of our players.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos while riding a llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up anything in its path. Will you be brave enough to challenge this feathered fiend?

So come on and join us if you dare. Just be prepared to have your brain fried with high frequency waves directly into your ear canal. Nothing personnel, kid.

Chuuba’s Twisted Humor Minecraft Server

alternative comedy, Approval, boundary-pushing humor, Chuubas, controversial, dark humor, eccentric, Edgy, humor, Minecraft, modernist individualism, narcissism, nonconformist, outcast, rebellious, Server, sick humor, society, subversive humor, taboo, Twisted, twisted humor, Unconventional, unconventional humor

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7660
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7239	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the chuubas out there with a dark, sick twisted sense of humor and a hint of narcissistic modernist individualism that society just can’t handle! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, crazy events, and a community of misfits who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have taken over the virtual world in a quest for world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique and bizarre as you are, look no further. Join us today and let your inner chuuba shine in all its twisted glory!

No Virgin Women Are So Disgusting Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, attraction, chastity, conservative views, disgust, Disgusting, double standards, judgmental, Minecraft, moral standards., non-virgin, personal beliefs, purity, relationships, sexual experience, sexual history, sexual partners, sexual preferences, smp, societal norms, traditional values, Virgin, virgin women, VIRGINITY, Women

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Farms Harvested:	978	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Enchantments Applied:	234	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mines Excavated:	3131	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the purest of players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even the mobs are virgins. That’s right, no non-virgin creepers blowing up your builds here!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by only the most pristine players who have never even looked at another block in a lewd way. Our community is so pure, even the Ender Dragon is saving itself for marriage.

So come on down to our SMP and experience a world where virginity is the ultimate currency. Who needs diamonds when you can have the purity of a thousand snow golems? Join now and remember, only virgins allowed!