Join us on this wild ride where Redditors and midwits will think you’re a genius for creating such an intellectual masterpiece. They’ll spend days overanalyzing every little detail, hoping to find meaning in meaningless things. But little do they know, it’s all just a big joke!
So come on, join our server and let’s see how far we can take this crazy adventure. Who knows what kind of wacky stories we’ll come up with next!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.
So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.
Missile Wars
MissileWars is a TNT/TEAM-PVP game created by CubeHamster and SethBling. In this game, you play the role of a missile engineer-pilot: launch, ride, defuse, restart, and destroy missiles to destroy the other team’s portal while keeping yours intact! CubeKrowd not only hosted the original MissileWars server while it was in the development/creation stages but also we’re the first server ever to host it to the public.
On CubeKrowd, use /mw to visit the MissileWars lobby, from where you can select the MW game format of your choice.
Rocket Riders
Rocket Riders is a reimagination of SethBling and Cubehamster’s Missile Wars, featuring all new missiles, utility items, custom achievements, challenging gamemodes and modifiers, and tons more ways to customize your gameplay!
On CubeKrowd, use /gl to visit the Game Lobby, from where you can select the RR game format of your choice.
More info on the game can be found on the RocketRiders map page here on PMC.
Backstabbed!
Backstabbed! is a Minecraft murder mystery minigame by Bagel Buddies that aims to reimagine the PlayMCM version of Murder Mystery with their own little tweaks to modernize the game and just make things more enjoyable all around.
On CubeKrowd, use /bs1 or /bs2 to join Backstabbed!
More info about this game can be found on the Backstabbed! map page here on PMC.
Crafty Cannoneers
Crafty Cannoneers is a game by Zeronia where 2 teams of Pirates are having a big battle, with their goal being to completely destroy the enemy team’s ship as quickly as possible. They can do this by firing off a wide variety of Cannonballs using the Cannons found on their ships.
On CubeKrowd, use /cc1 or /cc2 to join Crafty Cannoneers!
Check out the trailer for more info, or visit the Crafty Cannoneers page here on PMC..
IceRunner is a fast-paced, CTF-styled minigame. Shoot ice trails to get to the flag, punch others off their ice, and capture the floating bases! This is a true example of ZipKrowd putting their style on something, in this case spleef, and turning it into something awesome! CubeKrowd is THE only Official IceRunner host where you can not only have fun with the game but also enjoy the latest updates FIRST.
On CubeKrowd, use /ir to play IceRunner.
More info can be found here: Video
CubeKrowd’s SkyBlock server leaves you on a tiny island in the sky with limited resources. Can you survive, or will you thrive? Our skyblock has unique custom challenges and a massive building area and Greenhouses, race against your friends in completing the challenges and get to the top 10 islands to claim your victory as #1 best scoring island!
On CubeKrowd, use /cr to join the creative server.
BuildComp
Periodic build competitions allow you to compete with the rest of the server in a chosen theme to win amazing prizes such as pets! Here, everyone is playing fairly and no one has an unfair advantage. You are allocated a protected building area and given 48 hours to complete your build. Experienced builders then judge the plots fairly. Winners’ plots are showcased in the center of the world!
On CubeKrowd, use /bc to visit the build competition server.
Survival
CubeKrowd’s survival is a safe haven protected for Members and above to play like they do on Hermitcraft, featuring huge farms and amazing builds all put together by the community for everyone to enjoy! We have no plugins to spoil the real vanilla feeling. Our Survival showcases some of the best skills our community has. We have friendly farms and help to get people started and loads of people who are committed to participating in giant community projects! Get stuck in today.
See our YouTube page for videos of past survival worlds.
On CubeKrowd, use /su or /su2 to visit the survival servers.
Fish slap
One of the first games created on the original JL2579.net server returns! Fishslap is a fun and exciting game where you can slap others off the map with a fish with a few extra tools to further enhance it. This game was hugely popular in the old days and is still a favorite in the present day. All our maps are custom built by our community and the CubeKrowd build team!
On CubeKrowd, use /fs to play fishslap.
CubeKarts
You find yourself stuck in a mine on unstoppable minecarts! Jump between carts and activate contraptions in this new lobby minigame to avoid a certain death and discover a mystery at the bottom of the cave! CubeKarts is an all-new original mini-game addition to the CubeKrowd lobby, introduced in the 1.16.2 update! CubeKrowd is THE only Official CubeKart host where you can have fun with the game.
More info can be found here: CubeKart Video
On CubeKrowd, click the navigator (compass) and then the minecart to play CubeKarts.
Parkour
Around CubeKrowd’s lobbies, you can find timed parkour courses with all-time and weekly records. Can you beat the best time?
On CubeKrowd, click the navigator (compass) and then the boots to play parkour.
Droppers and Bouncers
You fall into a deep pit in search of adventure. Can you make it to the bottom in one piece?
On CubeKrowd, click the navigator and then the cobweb to play a dropper, or the slime ball to play a bouncer.
CubeKrowd host several UHC events thought the year with our own custom plugin. Our UHC is open to all players. Postings and sign-up are announced on our Discord.
Seasonal Games
During many of the holidays we have special seasonal lobby and server games. Keep in touch on our Discord for announcements of when these season games come available.
Snowy SkirmishSnowy Skirmish is a holiday-themed quick and fun snowball fight minigame where players need to collect Giftboxes or knock opponents off the map to gain points for their team. Snowy Skirmish has simple yet engaging gameplay with different ways of collecting points for your team and lots of fun unique powerup items used to harm your enemies or assist your team.
On CubeKrowd, use /ss1 to play Snowy Skirmish.
More info about this game can be found on the Snowy Skirmish map page here on PMC.
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Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!
But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!