Slap In The Face MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GodmotherGoneWild

resigning as godmother, parenting decisions, Feeding, child care, Family Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

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CraftyCreeperHomecomingDrama

CraftyCreeperHomecomingDrama, Boutonniere, Shoes, Memory, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like in real life, we value open communication among players to avoid any unexpected surprises like the ones this player experienced with their ex and stepmom. Join us and never worry about someone buying a diamond sword for you without your knowledge again!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can control every aspect of your adventure. No more unexpected receipts for items you didn’t even know existed – unless, of course, you want to surprise your friends with a secret gift!

So come on and join us, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasures and secret dungeons waiting to be explored. And remember, always communicate with your fellow players before making any big decisions – unless you want to end up like this poor player, left wondering if they should just pay for the ticket. Trust us, it’s much more fun to plan your adventures together!

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ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

Magic, Messmer, Mysterious, eerie rumbling, crackling fire

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic tale of Messmer, the mystical wizard who can summon serpents, hurl fiery spears, and even rip out his own eye to create golden particles! Watch as he transforms into a giant snake and embarks on wild adventures that will leave you in awe. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such a crazy and magical world? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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BroCraftWeddingWars

October wedding, quick engagement, family conflicts, court house wedding, long term relationship

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero interference from nosy relatives!

Join us for a wedding-themed event this October, where you can tie the virtual knot with your Minecraft partner in a beautiful courthouse ceremony. No need to worry about jealous siblings or upset mothers – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care about who gets married first!

Plus, rumor has it that if you get married on our server before your brother and his girlfriend, you’ll unlock a special diamond ring accessory for your character. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual weddings and exclusive in-game rewards? Join us today and say “I do” to the best Minecraft server around!

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VillainVibes Minecraft Server

Thriller, Movie, Surprise, plot twist, film

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate bad guy who always wins in the end! We have a special event where the creepers are the heroes and the players have to run for their lives! You’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, just like in that movie where the bad guys come out on top. So come join us and embrace your inner villain!

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PixelPricedShock

inflation, luxury goods, expensive products, inflation rates, expensive items

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got prices so outrageous, you’ll think you’re in the Upside Down. Need a stack of dirt? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a golden apple, please. And don’t even get us started on the price of a diamond sword – you might have to sell your soul for that one!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually our server owner’s pet, and if you can defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our Nether is so wild, Piglins are riding around on Striders like they’re in a rodeo. So saddle up, partner, and join our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

CANCELLED, controversy, Minecraft, LGBTQ, Conflict

Yo, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden a pride parade gets cancelled because of a pro-Palestinian demonstration. Like, what even is happening in this server, man? It’s wild out here!

But don’t let that stop you from joining, cuz this server is lit AF. We got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, the admin once turned a whole village into a giant trampoline just for funsies. True story, bro.

So come on and join the madness. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always trying to crash the party. Let’s get this block party started!

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CraftyPrideParadeArrests

Istanbul, lgbtq rights, civil rights, CraftyPrideParadeArrests, social justice

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a turkey at istanbul’s banned pride parade! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll be arrested for having too much fun! build your own rainbow castle and show off your pride in style. who needs a parade when you can have a party on our server? join now and let’s get this party started!

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ImaginaryCraft: Real Fun, RealCraft: Imaginary Fun

Math, mathematical paradox, mathematical theory, imaginary numbers, complex numbers

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could speak Spanish and breakdance like a pro. He ruled over a kingdom of flying pigs and singing cows. But one day, a group of evil llamas invaded and tried to take over the land. That’s where YOU come in! Join our server and help the chicken defeat the llamas with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy. Imagine building a house out of chocolate and marshmallows! Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants wishes to all the players. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. How about a pet dragon that can fly you around the map? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, on our server, imaginary numbers are real, but real numbers are imaginary. Mind blown, right? Let’s get building, gamers!

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CraftyMindz: Where Teens Build, Not Seek

mental health awareness, informal sources, Asian countries, CraftyMindz, mental health research.

u know what u need when u feeling down? a minecraft server that will blow ur mind and make u forget all ur problems. this server is like therapy but better cuz u get to build stuff and blow stuff up.

u won’t need no professional help cuz this server got ur back. we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and a community that will make u feel like u belong.

join us and leave ur mental health problems at the door. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, who needs therapy when u can just play minecraft all day?

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