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RedCrossCraft Minecraft Server

aid worker, Belarus, Belarusian Law, Capital Punishment, Charity, crisis response, death, Foreign Worker, German Red Cross, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian, international news, international relations, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, Red Cross Society, RedCrossCraft, sentenced, Server, volunteer, worker

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have german red cross workers getting sentenced to death in belarus as our admins! why? because we love chaos and drama! watch as they try to build their way out of their death sentence while dodging creepers and zombies! it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like our server! plus, we have a special event where players can reenact the trial and decide the fate of the worker themselves! join now for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience!

ShadowCraftUK

British Storm Shadows, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military equipment, military intervention, military technology, Missile, russia, SECURITY, ShadowCraftUK, strategic defense, UK Defense Secretary, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Divine Spears Created:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

yo yo yo listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be da bomb diggity yo! we got British Storm Shadows flyin’ all up in Russia like it’s nobody’s business, straight up savage moves from the new UK Defense Secretary, ain’t nobody messin’ with us on dis server, we be runnin’ things like a boss! come join us and witness the epicness unfold, ain’t no other server like dis one, we be makin’ history up in here! so what you waitin’ for? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

LotteryLuckMC

chances, Chosen, draw, gambling, jackpot, likelihood, long shot, Lottery, LotteryLuckMC, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, phone number, Probability, Random, rare, statistics, ticket, unlikely, winning, winning ticket

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

lol bro, u know what’s even crazier than winning the lottery? joining our epic minecraft server! like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. that’s basically what our server is like.

we got a secret hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade u emeralds for space rocks, it’s wild. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land. they drop golden eggs that give u super powers.

plus, we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a theme park, but way more dangerous. so if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now! who needs the lottery when u can have this kind of excitement every day?

VeggieCraft: Kidney Protection Zone

animal proteins, chronic disease, diabetes, diabetic kidney disease, diet, dietary choices, Effectiveness, health benefits, kidney, kidney health, Medical research, nutrition, plant based diet, plant proteins, Prevention, Progression, Pronounced, Protection, protein sources, renal function, review, Treatment, VeggieCraft, Zone

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical plant proteins that will make your kidneys dance with joy! forget about boring old animal proteins, our plant proteins will make your diabetic kidney disease run away in fear! trust us, we have reviews that say so! join now for a kidney-tastic adventure like no other!

Astrolink

Allies, Astrolink, base building, Builder, Community, Economy, Faction, Faction Wars, Factions, fortress, Gear, Minecraft, Power Rankings, PvP, Raiding, Strategist, Survival, Territory, THRIVING, Trading, warrior

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Forge Your Faction in Astrolink – A Minecraft Factions ExperienceCalling all warriors, builders, and strategists!

Astrolink is a thriving Minecraft Factions server where you can carve your own destiny. Join a powerful faction or forge your own, gather resources, build an impenetrable base, and dominate the battlefield.

Here’s what awaits you:

Intense PvP: Unleash your combat skills in thrilling faction wars. Raid enemy bases, capture their territory, and rise to the top of the power rankings.Strategic Base Building: Construct a magnificent fortress, complete with hidden chambers, traps, and defenses to thwart any invaders.Thriving Economy: Mine, craft, and trade your way to success. Utilize the in-game economy to acquire powerful gear, rare resources, and valuable allies.Active Community: Team up with friends, forge alliances, and form lasting bonds with fellow players.

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Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Damage Calculator, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen Please, Redeemable Codes, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Signal Pull Tracker, Thread Template, Trailer, Website, Where the Miracle Began, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ stickers

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to play as Ellen, a character with a uniform, a shark tail, and scissors! Why scissors, you ask? Because who doesn’t love running around with a pair of sharp objects in a blocky world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a lore that will blow your mind – “Where the Miracle Began” in Zenless Zone Zero. Trust us, it’s a story so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion and laughing at the same time.

And don’t even get us started on our redeemable codes! Use them in-game or online to unlock special items like catching a book or launching into the unknown. Who knows what surprises await you?

But that’s not all – we have a Signal/Pull Tracker to help you navigate through the chaos, a Damage Calculator to strategize your attacks, and ZZZ stickers to decorate your virtual world with absolute nonsense.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and laughter is guaranteed. See you in the wacky world of mystery and mayhem!

Blocky Identity Minecraft Server

acceptance, blocky, confusion, contradiction of nature, discrimination, dubious beliefs, EMBARRASSMENT, flat earthers, Identity, identity politics, impressionable people, LGBTQ, making things worse, mental health, Minecraft, pseudoscience, Public, Server, stigma, SUICIDE, Support, trannies, Transgender, weaponizes circumstance

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are the flat-earthers of identity politics! Join us as we weaponize circumstances and pseudoscience to push confusion on impressionable players. Our community espouses dubious beliefs in direct contradiction of nature, making things worse for everyone involved in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Players who commit to this server will likely experience moments of realization where they’ve embarrassed themselves very publicly for years. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of self-discovery and facepalms.

So come on, join us and dive headfirst into the chaotic world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what outrageous adventures and insane stories await you!

CraftyRaffleWinnerGFdrama

aita, Boundaries, common law, CraftyRaffleWinnerGFdrama, credit card debt, DEBT, early retirement, family pressure, financial independence, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, investment strategy, living arrangements, long-term commitment, personal finance, property investment, raffle winner, relationship dynamics, retirement planning, student loans, useless degree

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying off your partner’s debts? Do you want to live your best life without being shackled by someone else’s financial mistakes? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we celebrate financial independence and self-care!

Picture this: you log in and are greeted by a virtual world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about someone else’s debt dragging you down. No more passive-aggressive comments from in-laws or pressure to empty your bank account for someone else’s choices. On our server, you can invest in properties, plan your early retirement, and live your best life without any guilt trips!

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to debt drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs a “Get Out Of Debt Free” card when you have a whole virtual world at your fingertips? Let’s build a future where financial responsibility and personal freedom reign supreme!

GriefCraft Minecraft Server

bereavement, celebration, coping, Grief, GriefCraft, healing, Legacy, Life, long tail: what would they think, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, Missed, mourning, passed away, Reflection, Remembrance, Server, Support, Tribute, what would they feel, what would they say

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	2320
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and quests that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious caves filled with treasure and danger around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show your lost loved ones what they’re missing out on in the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

ManlyStareCraft

Assertiveness, Body language, Communication, Confrontation, cultural expectations, discomfort, gender dynamics, intimidation, male behavior, male gaze, ManlyStareCraft, Masculinity, nonverbal cues, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-confidence, social cues, social interactions, societal norms

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	8873	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of creepers staring at you in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our server and show them who’s boss! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and challenges that will make you forget all about those awkward stares. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers that allow you to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and ride on the back of a flying pig. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky virtual stares!