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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 3765
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3698
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Potions Brewed: 55

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Join us for a chance to tame your very own explosive feline companion and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this rare and valuable creature?

    And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our Nether realm where the pigs have learned how to fly and the zombies break out into dance numbers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So come on down to our server and see why players are saying “You Laugh, You Lava (YLYL)!” Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

    I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 7130
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

    So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LifeForge

    LifeForge
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9675
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Animals Bred: 30 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

    EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

    Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

    Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

    jogar.lifeforge.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

    Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 3263
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Magic Items Found: 8073 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

    Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

    Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

    ”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 1251
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Animals Bred: 146 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • For example

    For example
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 6958
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4300
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Villages Defended: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

    Features:

    Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

    play.esempee.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

    5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 7576
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Zombie Dances: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

    And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

    Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 2019
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Alien Abductions: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Runes Activated: 7 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

    4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • tiny-hearts.com

    tiny-hearts.com
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 7087
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

    tiny-hearts.com:27018

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

    Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 8218
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

    Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

    Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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