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  • Legitimate Homosexual Quest 1.20.2

    Legitimate Homosexual Quest 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

    You’ll be questioning reality more than ever before as you navigate through our wacky world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the answer to life’s greatest mysteries, like whether Yuuta is actually gay or just really good at controlling his urges around Rikka’s thicc booty.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your Minecraft character’s too)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Steve’s Pol Conquest Minecraft Server

    Steve’s Pol Conquest Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of losing debates to /pol/ and getting physically dominated by them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, our fearless leader has never lost against /pol/ in a debate or physically! How does he do it, you ask? Let me tell you a little secret – Lauren Southern herself declared that he has the most beautiful mind she has ever encountered. That’s right, Nabraska Steve’s mind is a work of art!

    But wait, there’s more! Remember Nick Fuentes, your Champion, your King? Well, our leader seduced and ahem had a little fun with him too. That’s right, he’s not afraid to take on anyone, even your precious Nicky boy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and witness the greatness of our leader as he takes on all challengers, including your parents, your ass, and even your couch. Don’t admit defeat to /pol/ just yet, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Slap My Hand Minecraft Server

    Slap My Hand Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, slap my hand and join our server for a wild ride! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a magical unicorn, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So slap my hand and come join the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

    Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we slap fight for fun and maybe a lil brain damage! doctors are worried about us, but we just laugh and keep slapping each other silly. half of us got concussions but who cares when you’re having a blast in the virtual world? join us now and see if you can survive the slapocalypse!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DisappointingFruit Minecraft SMP

    DisappointingFruit Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs that promise the world but deliver a measly apple? Look no further, because our server is the juiciest fruit in the bunch! We guarantee that our server will slap harder than a watermelon at a summer picnic.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant strawberries that shoot laser beams, mining for diamonds in a pineapple mine, and taming wild kiwi birds to ride into battle. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started wearing banana costumes!

    Don’t be a sour grape and miss out on all the fun. Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a fruity adventure like no other. Remember, when life gives you lemons, throw them at your friends in our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BeeSlapAntsAway!

    BeeSlapAntsAway!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the bees are the ultimate warriors! Imagine getting slapped by a honeybee and being sent flying like an ant! Our bees are trained in the ancient art of bee-fu and will defend their hives with all their might. Watch as they twist and turn like tennis players on steroids, ready to deliver a smackdown to any intruders. So if you’re looking for a server with a buzz, join us now and experience the thrill of bee combat like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Chaos: Slap ‘n’ Build Fun!

    Crafty Chaos: Slap ‘n’ Build Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we slap in random shit together and create a nonsensical plot that leads nowhere! But wait, there’s more – at the end, we’ll reveal that “it was all a dream” just to mess with your mind!

    Join us on this wild ride where Redditors and midwits will think you’re a genius for creating such an intellectual masterpiece. They’ll spend days overanalyzing every little detail, hoping to find meaning in meaningless things. But little do they know, it’s all just a big joke!

    So come on, join our server and let’s see how far we can take this crazy adventure. Who knows what kind of wacky stories we’ll come up with next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

    Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

    So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CubeKrowd

    CubeKrowd

    New Minecraft Servers

    ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇█ CubeKrowd Network █▇▆▅▄▃▂▁

    CubeKrowd is a energetic Minecraft community with everything from MissileWars to RocketRiders to SkyBlock and Creative.

    The server is a combination between JL2579’s old fanserver and Cubehamster’s old fanserver to form ZipKrowd fanserver that have now merged into one big community server… More players, more friends, and more fun!!

    -=- Current servers and games we have! -=-

    (To get to them from our lobby, type the server-name /)

    Missile Wars

    MissileWars is a TNT/TEAM-PVP game created by CubeHamster and SethBling. In this game, you play the role of a missile engineer-pilot: launch, ride, defuse, restart, and destroy missiles to destroy the other team’s portal while keeping yours intact! CubeKrowd not only hosted the original MissileWars server while it was in the development/creation stages but also we’re the first server ever to host it to the public.

    On CubeKrowd, use /mw to visit the MissileWars lobby, from where you can select the MW game format of your choice.

    More info about this game can be found on the MissileWars map page here on PMC.

    Rocket Riders

    Rocket Riders is a reimagination of SethBling and Cubehamster’s Missile Wars, featuring all new missiles, utility items, custom achievements, challenging gamemodes and modifiers, and tons more ways to customize your gameplay!

    On CubeKrowd, use /gl to visit the Game Lobby, from where you can select the RR game format of your choice.

    More info on the game can be found on the RocketRiders map page here on PMC.

    Backstabbed!

    Backstabbed! is a Minecraft murder mystery minigame by Bagel Buddies that aims to reimagine the PlayMCM version of Murder Mystery with their own little tweaks to modernize the game and just make things more enjoyable all around.

    On CubeKrowd, use /bs1 or /bs2 to join Backstabbed!

    More info about this game can be found on the Backstabbed! map page here on PMC.

    Crafty Cannoneers

    Crafty Cannoneers is a game by Zeronia where 2 teams of Pirates are having a big battle, with their goal being to completely destroy the enemy team’s ship as quickly as possible. They can do this by firing off a wide variety of Cannonballs using the Cannons found on their ships.

    On CubeKrowd, use /cc1 or /cc2 to join Crafty Cannoneers!

    Check out the trailer for more info, or visit the Crafty Cannoneers page here on PMC..

    IceRunner

    IceRunner is a fast-paced, CTF-styled minigame. Shoot ice trails to get to the flag, punch others off their ice, and capture the floating bases! This is a true example of ZipKrowd putting their style on something, in this case spleef, and turning it into something awesome! CubeKrowd is THE only Official IceRunner host where you can not only have fun with the game but also enjoy the latest updates FIRST.

    On CubeKrowd, use /ir to play IceRunner.

    More info can be found here: Video

    SkyBlock

    CubeKrowd’s SkyBlock server leaves you on a tiny island in the sky with limited resources. Can you survive, or will you thrive? Our skyblock has unique custom challenges and a massive building area and Greenhouses, race against your friends in completing the challenges and get to the top 10 islands to claim your victory as #1 best scoring island!

    On CubeKrowd, use /sb to play Skyblock.

    Creative Since the very beginning, one of the cornerstones of CubeKrowd has been the creative plot world. Here, you can show off your skills and passion for Redstone or Creative building! Not too good at that? Learn from others as we transform flat plots into works of art. View showcased plots and learn how they do it with Builders helping you gather new skills with occasional Build Battles. A friendly community is always there to assist you in developing new skills and love for building. We also have a Free Build land where some of the largest builds are located for some of the players. Earn ranks by building and showcasing your works to staff! Creative has multiple tools to help make building easier, such as access to WorldEdit, saving custom inventories in Kits, and more!

    On CubeKrowd, use /cr to join the creative server.

    BuildComp

    Periodic build competitions allow you to compete with the rest of the server in a chosen theme to win amazing prizes such as pets! Here, everyone is playing fairly and no one has an unfair advantage. You are allocated a protected building area and given 48 hours to complete your build. Experienced builders then judge the plots fairly. Winners’ plots are showcased in the center of the world!

    On CubeKrowd, use /bc to visit the build competition server.

    Survival

    CubeKrowd’s survival is a safe haven protected for Members and above to play like they do on Hermitcraft, featuring huge farms and amazing builds all put together by the community for everyone to enjoy! We have no plugins to spoil the real vanilla feeling. Our Survival showcases some of the best skills our community has. We have friendly farms and help to get people started and loads of people who are committed to participating in giant community projects! Get stuck in today.

    See our YouTube page for videos of past survival worlds.

    On CubeKrowd, use /su or /su2 to visit the survival servers.

    Fish slap

    One of the first games created on the original JL2579.net server returns! Fishslap is a fun and exciting game where you can slap others off the map with a fish with a few extra tools to further enhance it. This game was hugely popular in the old days and is still a favorite in the present day. All our maps are custom built by our community and the CubeKrowd build team!

    On CubeKrowd, use /fs to play fishslap.

    CubeKarts

    You find yourself stuck in a mine on unstoppable minecarts! Jump between carts and activate contraptions in this new lobby minigame to avoid a certain death and discover a mystery at the bottom of the cave! CubeKarts is an all-new original mini-game addition to the CubeKrowd lobby, introduced in the 1.16.2 update! CubeKrowd is THE only Official CubeKart host where you can have fun with the game.

    More info can be found here: CubeKart Video

    On CubeKrowd, click the navigator (compass) and then the minecart to play CubeKarts.

    Parkour

    Around CubeKrowd’s lobbies, you can find timed parkour courses with all-time and weekly records. Can you beat the best time?

    On CubeKrowd, click the navigator (compass) and then the boots to play parkour.

    Droppers and Bouncers

    You fall into a deep pit in search of adventure. Can you make it to the bottom in one piece?

    On CubeKrowd, click the navigator and then the cobweb to play a dropper, or the slime ball to play a bouncer.

    UHC

    CubeKrowd host several UHC events thought the year with our own custom plugin. Our UHC is open to all players. Postings and sign-up are announced on our Discord.

    Seasonal Games

    During many of the holidays we have special seasonal lobby and server games. Keep in touch on our Discord for announcements of when these season games come available.

    Snowy SkirmishSnowy Skirmish is a holiday-themed quick and fun snowball fight minigame where players need to collect Giftboxes or knock opponents off the map to gain points for their team. Snowy Skirmish has simple yet engaging gameplay with different ways of collecting points for your team and lots of fun unique powerup items used to harm your enemies or assist your team.

    On CubeKrowd, use /ss1 to play Snowy Skirmish.

    More info about this game can be found on the Snowy Skirmish map page here on PMC.

    -=- Social Media -=-(Be sure to follow us on social media for news/updates)

    Website

    Discord

    YouTube

    Twitter

    Facebook

    ZipKrowd

    Steam

    Official Blog

    For further information about the server, hope on and play @ play.cubekrowd.net

    play.cubekrowd.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP