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  • Legitimate Homosexual Quest 1.20.2

    Legitimate Homosexual Quest 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

    You’ll be questioning reality more than ever before as you navigate through our wacky world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the answer to life’s greatest mysteries, like whether Yuuta is actually gay or just really good at controlling his urges around Rikka’s thicc booty.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your Minecraft character’s too)!

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  • Steve’s Pol Conquest Minecraft Server

    Steve’s Pol Conquest Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of losing debates to /pol/ and getting physically dominated by them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, our fearless leader has never lost against /pol/ in a debate or physically! How does he do it, you ask? Let me tell you a little secret – Lauren Southern herself declared that he has the most beautiful mind she has ever encountered. That’s right, Nabraska Steve’s mind is a work of art!

    But wait, there’s more! Remember Nick Fuentes, your Champion, your King? Well, our leader seduced and ahem had a little fun with him too. That’s right, he’s not afraid to take on anyone, even your precious Nicky boy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and witness the greatness of our leader as he takes on all challengers, including your parents, your ass, and even your couch. Don’t admit defeat to /pol/ just yet, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

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  • Slap My Hand Minecraft Server

    Slap My Hand Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, slap my hand and join our server for a wild ride! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a magical unicorn, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So slap my hand and come join the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

    Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we slap fight for fun and maybe a lil brain damage! doctors are worried about us, but we just laugh and keep slapping each other silly. half of us got concussions but who cares when you’re having a blast in the virtual world? join us now and see if you can survive the slapocalypse!

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  • DisappointingFruit Minecraft SMP

    DisappointingFruit Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs that promise the world but deliver a measly apple? Look no further, because our server is the juiciest fruit in the bunch! We guarantee that our server will slap harder than a watermelon at a summer picnic.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant strawberries that shoot laser beams, mining for diamonds in a pineapple mine, and taming wild kiwi birds to ride into battle. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started wearing banana costumes!

    Don’t be a sour grape and miss out on all the fun. Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a fruity adventure like no other. Remember, when life gives you lemons, throw them at your friends in our server!

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  • BeeSlapAntsAway!

    BeeSlapAntsAway!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the bees are the ultimate warriors! Imagine getting slapped by a honeybee and being sent flying like an ant! Our bees are trained in the ancient art of bee-fu and will defend their hives with all their might. Watch as they twist and turn like tennis players on steroids, ready to deliver a smackdown to any intruders. So if you’re looking for a server with a buzz, join us now and experience the thrill of bee combat like never before!

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  • Crafty Chaos: Slap ‘n’ Build Fun!

    Crafty Chaos: Slap ‘n’ Build Fun!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we slap in random shit together and create a nonsensical plot that leads nowhere! But wait, there’s more – at the end, we’ll reveal that “it was all a dream” just to mess with your mind!

    Join us on this wild ride where Redditors and midwits will think you’re a genius for creating such an intellectual masterpiece. They’ll spend days overanalyzing every little detail, hoping to find meaning in meaningless things. But little do they know, it’s all just a big joke!

    So come on, join our server and let’s see how far we can take this crazy adventure. Who knows what kind of wacky stories we’ll come up with next!

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  • Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

    Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

    So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

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  • CubeKrowd

    CubeKrowd

    New Minecraft Servers

    ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇█ CubeKrowd Network █▇▆▅▄▃▂▁

    CubeKrowd is a energetic Minecraft community with everything from MissileWars to RocketRiders to SkyBlock and Creative.

    The server is a combination between JL2579’s old fanserver and Cubehamster’s old fanserver to form ZipKrowd fanserver that have now merged into one big community server… More players, more friends, and more fun!!

    -=- Current servers and games we have! -=-

    (To get to them from our lobby, type the server-name /)

    Missile Wars

    MissileWars is a TNT/TEAM-PVP game created by CubeHamster and SethBling. In this game, you play the role of a missile engineer-pilot: launch, ride, defuse, restart, and destroy missiles to destroy the other team’s portal while keeping yours intact! CubeKrowd not only hosted the original MissileWars server while it was in the development/creation stages but also we’re the first server ever to host it to the public.

    On CubeKrowd, use /mw to visit the MissileWars lobby, from where you can select the MW game format of your choice.

    More info about this game can be found on the MissileWars map page here on PMC.

    Rocket Riders

    Rocket Riders is a reimagination of SethBling and Cubehamster’s Missile Wars, featuring all new missiles, utility items, custom achievements, challenging gamemodes and modifiers, and tons more ways to customize your gameplay!

    On CubeKrowd, use /gl to visit the Game Lobby, from where you can select the RR game format of your choice.

    More info on the game can be found on the RocketRiders map page here on PMC.

    Backstabbed!

    Backstabbed! is a Minecraft murder mystery minigame by Bagel Buddies that aims to reimagine the PlayMCM version of Murder Mystery with their own little tweaks to modernize the game and just make things more enjoyable all around.

    On CubeKrowd, use /bs1 or /bs2 to join Backstabbed!

    More info about this game can be found on the Backstabbed! map page here on PMC.

    Crafty Cannoneers

    Crafty Cannoneers is a game by Zeronia where 2 teams of Pirates are having a big battle, with their goal being to completely destroy the enemy team’s ship as quickly as possible. They can do this by firing off a wide variety of Cannonballs using the Cannons found on their ships.

    On CubeKrowd, use /cc1 or /cc2 to join Crafty Cannoneers!

    Check out the trailer for more info, or visit the Crafty Cannoneers page here on PMC..

    IceRunner

    IceRunner is a fast-paced, CTF-styled minigame. Shoot ice trails to get to the flag, punch others off their ice, and capture the floating bases! This is a true example of ZipKrowd putting their style on something, in this case spleef, and turning it into something awesome! CubeKrowd is THE only Official IceRunner host where you can not only have fun with the game but also enjoy the latest updates FIRST.

    On CubeKrowd, use /ir to play IceRunner.

    More info can be found here: Video

    SkyBlock

    CubeKrowd’s SkyBlock server leaves you on a tiny island in the sky with limited resources. Can you survive, or will you thrive? Our skyblock has unique custom challenges and a massive building area and Greenhouses, race against your friends in completing the challenges and get to the top 10 islands to claim your victory as #1 best scoring island!

    On CubeKrowd, use /sb to play Skyblock.

    Creative Since the very beginning, one of the cornerstones of CubeKrowd has been the creative plot world. Here, you can show off your skills and passion for Redstone or Creative building! Not too good at that? Learn from others as we transform flat plots into works of art. View showcased plots and learn how they do it with Builders helping you gather new skills with occasional Build Battles. A friendly community is always there to assist you in developing new skills and love for building. We also have a Free Build land where some of the largest builds are located for some of the players. Earn ranks by building and showcasing your works to staff! Creative has multiple tools to help make building easier, such as access to WorldEdit, saving custom inventories in Kits, and more!

    On CubeKrowd, use /cr to join the creative server.

    BuildComp

    Periodic build competitions allow you to compete with the rest of the server in a chosen theme to win amazing prizes such as pets! Here, everyone is playing fairly and no one has an unfair advantage. You are allocated a protected building area and given 48 hours to complete your build. Experienced builders then judge the plots fairly. Winners’ plots are showcased in the center of the world!

    On CubeKrowd, use /bc to visit the build competition server.

    Survival

    CubeKrowd’s survival is a safe haven protected for Members and above to play like they do on Hermitcraft, featuring huge farms and amazing builds all put together by the community for everyone to enjoy! We have no plugins to spoil the real vanilla feeling. Our Survival showcases some of the best skills our community has. We have friendly farms and help to get people started and loads of people who are committed to participating in giant community projects! Get stuck in today.

    See our YouTube page for videos of past survival worlds.

    On CubeKrowd, use /su or /su2 to visit the survival servers.

    Fish slap

    One of the first games created on the original JL2579.net server returns! Fishslap is a fun and exciting game where you can slap others off the map with a fish with a few extra tools to further enhance it. This game was hugely popular in the old days and is still a favorite in the present day. All our maps are custom built by our community and the CubeKrowd build team!

    On CubeKrowd, use /fs to play fishslap.

    CubeKarts

    You find yourself stuck in a mine on unstoppable minecarts! Jump between carts and activate contraptions in this new lobby minigame to avoid a certain death and discover a mystery at the bottom of the cave! CubeKarts is an all-new original mini-game addition to the CubeKrowd lobby, introduced in the 1.16.2 update! CubeKrowd is THE only Official CubeKart host where you can have fun with the game.

    More info can be found here: CubeKart Video

    On CubeKrowd, click the navigator (compass) and then the minecart to play CubeKarts.

    Parkour

    Around CubeKrowd’s lobbies, you can find timed parkour courses with all-time and weekly records. Can you beat the best time?

    On CubeKrowd, click the navigator (compass) and then the boots to play parkour.

    Droppers and Bouncers

    You fall into a deep pit in search of adventure. Can you make it to the bottom in one piece?

    On CubeKrowd, click the navigator and then the cobweb to play a dropper, or the slime ball to play a bouncer.

    UHC

    CubeKrowd host several UHC events thought the year with our own custom plugin. Our UHC is open to all players. Postings and sign-up are announced on our Discord.

    Seasonal Games

    During many of the holidays we have special seasonal lobby and server games. Keep in touch on our Discord for announcements of when these season games come available.

    Snowy SkirmishSnowy Skirmish is a holiday-themed quick and fun snowball fight minigame where players need to collect Giftboxes or knock opponents off the map to gain points for their team. Snowy Skirmish has simple yet engaging gameplay with different ways of collecting points for your team and lots of fun unique powerup items used to harm your enemies or assist your team.

    On CubeKrowd, use /ss1 to play Snowy Skirmish.

    More info about this game can be found on the Snowy Skirmish map page here on PMC.

    -=- Social Media -=-(Be sure to follow us on social media for news/updates)

    Website

    Discord

    YouTube

    Twitter

    Facebook

    ZipKrowd

    Steam

    Official Blog

    For further information about the server, hope on and play @ play.cubekrowd.net

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • Catalogs of the Blocked Realm

    Catalogs of the Blocked Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    WELCOME TO THE MINECRAFT MAELSTROM: WHERE CREATIONS AND CARNAGE COLLIDE!

    Ever dreamed of entering a realm where the inexplicable becomes your daily norm? LO! This server is the greatest paradox in pixelated history! Or perhaps the worst… who’s to say? Cows are plotting against you in the shadows of the blocky mountains, and whispers from the void are calling you to join. Here, reality bends like a rubber band around a flaming hot tub! Dive in, if you dare! It’s both entirely logical and completely nonsensical—though mostly nonsensical!

    Features of DEATH and/or GLORY!

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite GravityFall forever or float like a feather! Many players have lost their lives—oops, lost their minds!
    Wooden Diamond BlocksCraft these to unlock a secret dimension known only to the English-speaking squirrels.
    NPC ParanoiaEvery Villager is a spy! Can you trust the one selling you melons? Who knows?!
    Jumping RealitiesEvery jump might take you to a dimension where pizza rains from the sky. Or does it?
    Clone Wars of RecursionYour previous selves are fighting you for supremacy. Spoiler: YOU WILL LOSE!

    FAQ – Frequently Asking Questions!

    Q: How do I join this server?

    A: Simple! Just question your existence, then log in! No method necessary; the universe will yell at you. Or perhaps it won’t.

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules? HA! Who needs ’em? The only rule is there are no rules except the ones you weren’t aware of! Missed them? Too bad!

    Q: What happens if I die?

    A: Is death even real? Or is it merely a consequence of your vividly broken dreams? Think about it while you respawn in a blocky purgatory!

    Random Quotes from the Depths of the Internet

    “Does anybody know why this happens when I try to view the catalog of any board?” – A lost soul, seeking answers in the void.

    “Everything else seems to work ok but the catalogs all look like this and no threads show up.” – Is the server just a figment of your imagination? Explore and find out!

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  • BabyCraft: Pull Out Perils!

    BabyCraft: Pull Out Perils!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the BabyCraft Conspiracy Sphere!

    Dive headfirst into the pixelated abyss of uncertainty and emotional turmoil! Here lies a world where the boundaries of reality warp and twist, just like the delicate dance of intimacy gone wrong.

    Urgent! Attention Loyal Miners: We Have a Situation!

    Just as you thought you were ready for adventure, your husband (25) confidently approaches with declarations of readiness, before pulling back at the last second—granite wall style. What could it mean? A forbidden truth? A hidden feeling? Or maybe, just maybe, he’s been abducted by baby-pull-out aliens!?

    Features of Our Chaotic Realm:

    • Cycle Map Tracking: Enter the Cycle of Despair, where you can track the emotional cycles of all players. Will you unite to achieve the ultimate goal: Understanding and shocking revelations?

    • Trial by Confrontation: Face off against your partner-turned-enemy in the arena of trust. Who will emerge victorious in the battle of emotional honesty?
    TierFeatureEffect
    1"Trust Breach"+10 Drama, -20 Trust Points
    2"Withholding Honesty"Increased tension multiplier
    3"Ignorance Mode"Jokingly pretend that everything is fine—great for ghosting!

    Legends of the Server:

    Beware! Many players whisper late at night about the Mystery of the Vanishing Child. There are rumors that joining this world makes you prone to unexpected parenthood or spirals into madness. The truth? No one is brave enough to find out!

    Testimonials:

    "I accidentally joined during a heated argument and now I’m stuck with my emotional state reflected in pixel art!" – Player90

    "It’s like a drama club turned rogue with creepers lurking around every corner of trust!" – ConfusedCrafter789

    Join us, if you dare! The understanding glimmering up ahead could very well be just a mirage. Will you enhance your gameplay with the truth… or will you run screaming into the pixelated wild?

    Call to Arms!

    Embrace the chaos! Connect deeper, or pull out at the last second. Only the brave shall forge ahead to uncover the arcane mysteries of emotional pixelation. Want more? We’ve heard whispers of "Secret Features" that might only confuse you further:

    • Baby Blocks: Unbreakable squares that hold the potential for family life, yet carry the weight of expectations.
    • Cursed Items: Gain the ability to emotionally withdraw—use with caution!

    Do You Have Questions?

    • Q: Why would I join this server? A: Why wouldn’t you? The illusion of normalcy needs shattering!
    • Q: What if I’m not ready? A: Just like our protagonist, you can withdraw at the last second—it’s very on-brand!

    Enter at Your Own Risk!

    The BabyCraft Conspiracy Sphere awaits—where every block you break may just echo the heart of an unsolved mystery. Join us now, and may your emotional integrity survive the pixelated maelstrom of the unexpected!

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  • Addictively Crafting Chaos SMP

    Addictively Crafting Chaos SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Wackadoodle Minecrazy SMP, where your blocky dreams come true and your sanity goes to vacation! 🌈✨

    Listen up, fellow cube enthusiasts! You ever think, “Man, I’d really love to build a castle out of enchanted spaghetti while fighting off a horde of zombie llamas?” Well, TOO BAD! Because here, all your wildest dreams (that don’t involve spaghetti, sorry) can come to LIFE!!!

    Join our server, where the only rule is there are NO rules but also a million rules you gotta figure out yourself. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but the treasure is an existential crisis! 😵‍💫 When you log in, you’ll be greeted by a talking parrot that speaks fluent gibberish and challenges you to a dance-off. Lose, and you’ll be forced to wear a skin of a giant potato for a whole week. Win? You get the secrets of the universe, but not the answers you’re looking for – think of it as cosmic irony!

    But wait! There’s more! Ever wanted to build an underwater disco with neon squids as your backup dancers? WELL, WE GOT THAT! Just beware of the disco ball, it’s sentient and sometimes plays throwback hits from the 80s at random moments. One time, it summoned a dancing competition between Steve and a chicken, and lemme tell ya, that chicken had some serious moves. 🐔💃

    You think you can handle the CRIME WAVE? Yup! We’ve got an ENTIRE faction of renegade villagers that think they’re superheroes. They’ll try to save you from the evil fish overlords, but trust me, they’re WAY more trouble than they’re worth. Last week, they declared war on my crop of magical melons because they thought they were plotting to overthrow the moon. Spoiler alert: it was just a really intense game of “who can grow the biggest melon.” 🥳

    And oh man, don’t even get me STARTED on the end dimension. It’s like a glittery disco party gone wrong with endermen wearing party hats. They’ll throw an annual “welcome to the end” party that’s basically just an excuse for them to steal your stuff while singing show tunes. I lost my diamond pickaxe and a stack of cake once. IT WAS TRAUMATIC!!! 🎉🎭

    So, if you want to dive headfirst into a dimension where logic goes bye-bye and chaos reigns supreme, this is the place for you! We promise no two days are the same unless they are, and time really bends like a rubber band here. Come join the madness and prepare for the most nonsensical block-building adventure of your life!

    Grab your pickaxe, forget your other responsibilities, and come face some LOL-worthy mayhem! Who knows, maybe you’ll find true friends, or at least people who are just as confused as you are! 🥳✨🔨😁

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  • BlockyBack Music Revival

    BlockyBack Music Revival

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 Welcome to the Wackadoodle Minecraft Server! 🎉

    Ever dreamed of living in a blocky world where the laws of physics took a vacation? Join us for some bizarre adventures that would make even the most seasoned adventurer question their reality!

    1. The Disco Zombie Apocalypse: Our server is home to the only known Disco Zombie army! They dance to funky beats while trying to eat your brains! Join our tribe to learn their dance moves! Who knew that dodging a zombie could come with pirouettes and the moonwalk?

    2. Time-Traveling Creepers: Forget mundane explosives! Here, creepers have figured out how to time travel. One moment, they’re plotting to blow up your house in 1987, and the next, they’re giving you a peace treaty in the 19th century! If you’re skilled enough, you might just convince them to build a Victorian mansion for you instead!

    3. The Great Nether Fashion Show: Ever wanted to strut your stuff on a ramp made of obsidian while wearing diamond armor and a pig hat? Now’s your chance! Our seasonal fashion show in the Nether attracts striders and ghasts alike – they judge based on style more than anything else!

    4. Ender Dragon Karaoke Night: Yes, you read that right! Gather your friends and summon the Ender Dragon for the ultimate showdown… in karaoke! Can you belt out "I Will Survive" loud enough to impress an ancient dragon? Extra points if you can survive the singing and any accidental fire-breathing!

    5. The Great Chicken Uprising: Every Sunday, our chickens practice for their uprising against the overlords (that’s you!). By joining, you get exclusive intel on their plans—will you choose to ally with the clucks or lead the charge against the feathered resistance? It’s more than a game; it’s poultry politics!

    6. Villager Trading Gameshow: Step right up for the Villager Trading Gameshow! Watch as villagers attempt to barter for the most ridiculous “prizes” while wearing goofy hats! Contestants can win a lifetime supply of baked potatoes (if they can endure the villagers’ terrible puns)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join the crazy antics today! Your blocky destiny awaits—where the normal is banned, and the insane is the rule of law! 🎮✨🎉

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  • MMG Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

    MMG Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

    New Minecraft Servers

    Does MMG Have a Minecraft Server?

    MMG is a prominent YouTube creator known for engaging content centered around gaming, particularly Minecraft. Fans are eager to connect with MMG’s community through a possible Minecraft server.

    Current Server Status

    As of now, MMG does not have an official Minecraft server. This has led many fans to seek alternative ways to engage with MMG’s content and community.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

    While there isn’t an official server, several fan-made servers are inspired by MMG’s content. These servers often feature custom mods and games based on popular Minecraft mechanics, appealing to MMG fans looking for similar experiences.

    Suggested Fan Servers

    • MMG’s Fan Server: A community-run server where fans can share gameplay experiences and connect over MMG content.
    • Creative Kingdom: Offers a similar aesthetic with building contests and community events that align with MMG’s gaming style.

    Useful Next Steps

    To stay updated on any future MMG-related server announcements, follow these channels:

    • MMG’s YouTube Channel: MMG on YouTube
    • Twitter: Follow MMG for any server news and updates.
    • Reddit: Join fan discussions on communities like r/Minecraft for updates on similar experiences.

    Exploring fan-created content can keep the MMG spirit alive while we await potential official server news.

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  • Dango Daikazoku Survival Zone

    Dango Daikazoku Survival Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN NOW OR YOUR PET GOLDFISH WILL TEACH YOU PHILOSOPHY IN GERMAN!

    Welcome to the server of your wildest nightmares or happiest delusions! This is the place where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly while quoting Plato. You think you know other servers? HA! You’ve never been welcomed into a realm where reality bends like a rubber band under a cat’s paw. Join us, or regret your existence as the walls of your reality collapse into a vortex of disappointment and triumph!

    FeatureDescription
    Flaming WaterfallGet burned while you hydrate! Great for existential crises!
    Squidward’s Revenge ModeAll villagers become ill-tempered octopuses when you least expect it.
    Infinite Realms of ConfusionStep into a portal and question why you exist! Or do you?
    Meme TreesChop down trees that only drop obscure memes. Are they dead? Who knows!
    Zombie Karaoke NightsSing for your life or become an undead hash in the great void!
    Diamonds are CabbageMining gives you fresh produce! Who said survival was hard?!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Joining is easy if you’re a sentient cloud. If not, just send a letter to your future self, then insult a duck.

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules? What are rules? They exist to make you forget the taste of metal. Break them—or embrace the chaos!

    Q: What if I get lost?

    A: Good! Being lost is just your mind escaping the confines of sanity. Maybe the butterflies will guide you home… or not!

    Random Quotes

    >I suggested “Dango Daikazoku” as a joke and management said “Good idea” >Uh, yeah… I’m not gonna last another year at this corpo.

    >The sun is a liar! It tells you dreams will come true as it burns your skin!

    >Cats invented the internet. You’re just here to fulfill their whims and snack on the sauce.

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  • SilentChurchCraft: AITA Edition!

    SilentChurchCraft: AITA Edition!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge

    Step inside the world where Minecraft isn’t just a game—it’s a multi-faceted layer of reality rife with the absurdity of job skills and the enigmatic nature of faith. Welcome to the Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge, where positivity is enforced, and the existential dread of erotic block physics merges with the preaching prose of distant deities.

    Prepare for a chaotic multiplayer experience that shatters any semblance of sanity! We offer you:

    • Job Skills Workshop: Ever wanted to learn how to mine diamond ore while contemplating your faith in the existential void? Here, you’ll attend guided sessions led by our local Prophet of Productivity—equipped with Holy Blocks™ of Positive Thinking, sourced from nowhere and everywhere. Be warned: quotes from ancient scrolls (aka the Bible) may manifest unexpectedly if you mine just a little too deep.

    • Randomized Bible Verse Events: Join the fray as verses rain down from the sky in times of crisis. Each verse has the potential to grant you mystical abilities—or doom you to a self-reflective purgatory while constructing shrines dedicated to sheer absurdity.
    FeatureDescription
    Faithful MiningUnearth gems while contemplating the futility of existence! Each block broken whispers unnecessary wisdom.
    Piety PvPEngage in player versus player combat where you wield the Sword of Righteousness—losing only leads you deeper into the morass of confusion.
    The Intern GauntletSurvive a series of brutal tasks that echo the mundane trials of your worldly job! Collect “meh” badges to level up your confusion!
    Endless MeetingsParticipate in confusing discussions about whether it’s permissible to construct a church entirely out of TNT! Each meeting could lead to enlightenment or explode into nonsensical chaos!

    Warnings & Conspiracies

    Why did this server mysteriously appear, questioning the presence of God in a world of blocky limitations? Rumors say, it was cursed by the very Constructor of Creation after a heated debate over the ethics of crafting weapons in a divine realm. Now it stands as a portal for those seeking questions without answers—or maybe answers that lead to questions!

    Testimonials from Our Confused Patrons

    “I thought it’d be fun until I realized the only way forward was a never-ending loop of motivational speeches and creepers! Thanks, I think?” – perplexed_player99

    “Best. Server. Ever. I find solace in mining coal that whispers sweet nothings about virtue and redemption!” – divine_digger77

    Frequent Absurdities — FAQ (Unhelpful)

    Q: Can I play as my own deity? A: Absolutely! But first, you must create the ceremonial altar using blocks made of melted hopes.

    Q: Is it possible to escape the preaching? A: Only if you dig down far enough—some say you might find the Philosopher’s Stone of Rational Thinking.

    Q: Why are there llamas everywhere? A: They are the divine messengers of chaos! Worship them with offerings of cooked mutton.

    Joining Our Cult of Uncertainty

    Join us at Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge—but be wary, for laughter could lead to an existential crisis at any moment. Absurdist rituals await you, where every block you place might lead to enlightenment—or insanity.

    Will you dare interact with the chaotic irony of positivity alongside skepticism? Become part of the legend that is Salvation’s Forge, where every grin might be an omen, and every diamond holds a whisper of a deeper truth—or is it just blocky nonsense? Embrace the confusion!

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  • Bonus Block Bungle

    Bonus Block Bungle

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, brave blocky adventurers, to the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever dreamed of! We can guarantee that your last job’s “bonus” of an extra hour of unpaid overtime—what a thrill!—will pale in comparison to the wacky rewards awaiting you here!

    1. Free Pizza Block: Join us, and you might just bite into a slice of the legendary Pizza Block, rumored to be crafted by a family of secretive Italian creepers. One unsuspecting player took a bite and was soon master of all things culinary. Now they throw pizza parties regularly for a pack of howling wolves!

    2. Ye Olde Job Bonus: Ever been gifted a mug with your boss’s face on it? Dive into our mysterious portal and you could end up with the “Ye Olde Job Bonus”—an enchanted coffee mug that whispers terrible puns every time you sip. Last week, Dave got one and he’s never stopped groaning since.

    3. Curse of the Dwindling Donkey: Join our quest and you could find yourself gifted with the Curse of the Dwindling Donkey—a peculiar spell that makes your trusty steed slowly shrink until it becomes a floating baby donkey. Don’t worry, it still comes with all the perks of riding—like an audience of bewildered villagers!

    4. Mystical Melons of Mayhem: Our server is bursting with Whimsaberry trees that grow outlandishly potent melons. One brave soul took a bite and spontaneously broke into a ballad about their ex’s bad haircut, causing quite the ruckus among the neighboring biomes. Join now and sing your heart out!

    5. Epic Monster Complaints: Got a grievance with that pesky Enderman who keeps stealing your dinner? Here, we host a daily Monster Complaints session where you can air your frustrations. Last week, a ghast sobbed uncontrollably after realizing it hasn’t had a good hug in centuries. Therapists are on standby!

    6. The Infinite Pufferfish: Bring your fishing pole, because the legendary Infinite Pufferfish awaits! It’s said to have the magical power of inflation—you catch it and suddenly everything you sell turns into diamonds! But beware; some say it also plays 80’s rock ballads in your ear at all times.

    7. The From-Great-To-Blank Job Saga: In this server, players have started legendary quests to recreate the horror stories of their jobs! Last week, we had a player craft a monument to their old job’s broken coffee machine that led to a scream-a-thon. They now run an entire “Lost Opportunities” tour throughout the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the stale cubicles and dried-up perks of your mundane life and join the most riotous Minecraft server in the multiverse! Adventure, chaos, and melons await! Your new life awaits… but remember, don’t take your espresso too seriously; it might try to escape! 🍕💎✨

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  • RespectCraft Minecraft Server

    RespectCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s like Minecraft but on steroids, ya know? like, we got this dude Mark Carney as our new Canadian PM and he’s all about revenge and stuff, so our server is like all about retaliation and showing America who’s boss, eh?

    Join us if you wanna be part of this epic battle of the maple leaf vs the stars and stripes, where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against our enemies. Plus, we got free poutine for all new members and a secret stash of Tim Hortons coffee hidden somewhere in the server.

    So come on, eh? Join us and show America that Canada ain’t to be messed with, and maybe even make some new friends along the way, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blood Boosting Bonanza

    Blood Boosting Bonanza

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this server and you will become a MINECRAFT BLOOD GOD. every time you mine a block, your blood cells will get STRONGER. you will be able to lift entire mountains with just one punch. and if you donate blood while playing, you will unlock special BLOOD POWERS like shooting lasers from your eyes and summoning bloodthirsty zombies to do your bidding. become the ultimate BLOOD WARRIOR on this server and conquer all who dare to challenge you. join now and let the blood flowwwwwww.

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