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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, unicorns roam freely and dragons are your neighbors.

Join us for the chance to ride a llama into battle and fight off evil pandas with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is so amazing that even Steve from Minecraft himself comes to hang out and mine with us.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a roller coaster through the clouds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor of invincibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

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BlueCraft: Where Being Gay Means Being Cool

societal attitudes, BlueCraft, discrimination, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their orientation or identity!

Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure filled with sparkles, unicorns, and plenty of glitter bombs!

Our server is so welcoming that even the creepers wear pride flags and the zombies dance to Lady Gaga songs.

So come on in and let your rainbow flag fly high as you build, mine, and slay dragons in this queer-friendly paradise!

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Down Under Banter Craft

accent, banter, Australian, Language, culture

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are afraid of you and the diamonds beg to be mined by your hands! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, zombies break dance, and Endermen throw raves in the Nether realm.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots gave him the power to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Needless to say, he emerged victorious and became the hero of the land.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house out of diamonds, ride a rollercoaster made of lava, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help you out or prank you with a TNT trap.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the mythical treasure of the Notchicorn!

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JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

mistaken, Janky, relationship, Tag, family

Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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LolCraft: LakhLoving Indians

Communication, LolCraft, Global, Speech, colloquial

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of Indian English! Join us and witness players casually throwing around terms like “lakh” and “crore” as if they’re the most universal words in the world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious moments where players try to explain these terms to confused foreigners, leading to some epic misunderstandings. Imagine a player asking for “1 crore diamonds” and everyone thinking they’re a literal millionaire in the game!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughter and cultural enlightenment, join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew learning about Indian numerals could be so entertaining in a virtual world?

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CrazyCraft: Where Being a NIGGA is a Requirement!

Curiosity, racialdiscrimination, nigga, Sensitive, misinterpretation

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance your blocky butt off to some sick beats while dodging creepers and zombies!

2. We have a special potion that turns your character into a flying pig. That’s right, you can soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird!

3. The server owner is actually a wizard who can grant wishes to players. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. Want a never-ending supply of cake? You got it.

4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a rainbow unicorn mount. Ride around in style and leave your friends green with envy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time in Minecraft like never before, then join our server today! Just remember, you gotta be crazy NIGGAwhat did they mean by this?

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BootyCraft: Where Pink Booties and Whiteboys Unite!

Race, meme, attention-grabbing, Stereotypes, get over here

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against evil llamas with laser eyes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident pink booty expert, Whiteboywhat. He’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in this wacky and wild world. But be warned, the land is also home to a gang of mischievous sheep who have formed their own secret society and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pink booty over here and join the funniest, craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

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KekCraft: Where it Really Do Be Like This

Do, millennial, Kek, this.., generation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total meme fest! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while shooting fireworks out of your hands. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite memes, rumored to have been forged by the ancient meme lords themselves.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure meme-tastic madness? Join us now and prepare for the most LOL-worthy Minecraft experience of your life!

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Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

sense, ONLINE, Average, society, general

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

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AeriaCraft

Vanilla, Survival

〈 AeriaCraft 〉

Welcome to AeriaCraft! We are a fun-loving, tight-knit group of friendly and community-oriented players aged 14 through 30. As long as you are mature, we do not have an age restriction.

Our map started on January 2019, and we plan to update to 1.14 on release. We have a Medieval-themed spawn and shopping district, but feel free to build your own base in whatever style you like best! Construction on our themed spawn, nether hub, guardian and wither farms, and more are underway, so there are plenty of opportunities to contribute if that interests you!

play.aeriaconnect.com:25564

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