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PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Minecraft SMP – VShojo+ Shenanigans

ApricotFroot, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, haruka, HarukaKaribu, henya, henyathegenius, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Ironmouse, K9KURO, kson, ksonsouchou, kuro, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, PartyZen, projektmelody, Shenanigans, smp, vshojo, Vtubers, zentreya

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual stickers that you can plaster all over your virtual world.

Imagine this: Henya is live, but instead of building, she’s just yapping away about her adventures in the virtual world. She’s got a cough, but that just adds to the entertainment value. Meanwhile, Mata is live too, with wacky characters like Kabhaal, Zoran, and Bricky causing chaos. Oh, and there’s a momo yapping at light speed on top of her head.

But wait, there’s more! Our VShojo crew is here to entertain you with their streams. From Froot to GEEGA to Haruka to Hime to Kson to Kuro to Mata to Mel to Michi to Mouse to Zen, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even some virtual stickers. And remember, keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the bait and being excellent to each other. See you in the virtual world!

NonExistentIn10YrsMC-SMP

changing climate patterns, changing demographics, changing landscapes, disappearing cultural practices, disappearing habitats, disappearing industries, disappearing landmarks, disappearing languages, disappearing traditions, disappearing wildlife, evolving consumer habits, evolving job market, future predictions, NonExistentIn10YrsMCSMP, obsolete practices, obsolete technology, outdated fashion trends, outdated trends, progress in innovation, societal changes, technological advancements

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Votes:	7167	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Our Minecraft SMP server! Why? Because in 10 years, we’ll have built a massive virtual city complete with skyscrapers, roller coasters, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defanged). Join us now and secure your spot in history as one of the founding members of this legendary server. Who knows, maybe in 10 years, we’ll have our own Minecraft Olympics where you can compete in events like Creeper Javelin Toss and Enderman Equestrian. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic!

BlockyCoolFails

10. TrendFail, 11. StyleFauxPas, 12. LaughableAttempts, 13. AwkwardPoses, 14. FashionDisaster, 15. UncoolMoves, 16. SocialMediaStunts, 17. DesperateAttempts, 18. InauthenticCool, 19. CluelessFashion, 2. FashionFails, 20. CringeworthyBehavior., 3. Overcompensating, 4. RidiculousTrends, 5. PoserAlert, 6. FauxCool, 7. CringeWorthy, 8. TryingToBeCool, 9. EmbarrassingFashion, BlockyCoolFails, TryingTooHard

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of trying to impress people with your lame builds and basic skins on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to truly stand out in the crowd!

Join us and show off your epic builds like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, where players can ride into battle on the backs of giant, armor-clad chickens. Who needs horses when you have feathered warriors at your command?

So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend in your own right. Just remember, on our server, the crazier and more outrageous, the better!

SyriaCraft: No Injuries, Just Blocks

Attack, blocks, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, Injuries, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, military intervention, News, SECURITY, Syria, Syria attack., SyriaCraft, united states, US troops, violence, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ores Mined:	3400	Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Alien Abductions:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can avoid getting attacked by US troops in Syria by building ur own fortresses and hiding underground like a sneaky mole person. no injuries reported yet but who knows what could happen next, so better join our server quick and start crafting ur escape plan. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake, so u can eat ur feelings away while the chaos unfolds above ground. join now before it’s too late, and remember, the cake is NOT a lie on our server!

CardioCraft or CardioCraze

#workout, cardiac arrest, cardiac arrest prevention, cardiac health, cardio exercises, CardioCraft, CardioCraze, cardiovascular, Endurance, Exercise, Failure, FITNESS, gym, health, healthy living, heart attack, heart health, heart rate, muscle training, physical activity, strength training, wellness

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magic Items Found:	4261	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of cardiac arrest during cardio exercises! it’s like muscle training to failure but in a virtual world! who needs a gym membership when u can get ur heart pumping in minecraft?! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds hidden in the most dangerous caves, so u better bring ur defibrillator just in case! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and maybe even a trip to the ER!

Reunion with Vanilla Flavor and No Resets on Version 1.21! Join Today!

1.21, claim system, Community Decided Features, Discord Connectivity, Features, flavor, Graves, Homes, Join, market, No Reset, Origins, Paid Cosmetics, Player Economy, Ranks, Resets, reunion, Roles, salc1, Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat, smp, Today, Union SMP, Vanilla, Version, YouTuber

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

IP:	reunionsmp.com
Discord:	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Moderator – Nix_Quinn_Dem, Brackern, MadDoesThings

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP reunionsmp.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules that promote a positive and respectful community. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server or on our website.

Q: Can I create a shop in the market to sell items?

A: Yes, you can create a shop at the market to sell items to other players using the in-game currency.

Q: Are there any paid features on the server?

A: We have ranks on the server that provide cosmetic benefits, but we are Anti Pay-to-Win, meaning they do not give players an advantage in gameplay.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting one of our moderators or using the reporting system on our Discord server.

EndGameCraft Server

EndGameCraft, long tail tags, Owari da, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7790	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening here. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than ever before!

PixelatedPennywise Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	4084
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where every block is a surprise and every creeper is a comedian!

Picture this: you log in and immediately get a free diamond pickaxe because the server gods are feeling generous. But watch out, because just when you think you’re safe, a herd of dancing pigs comes out of nowhere and steals all your diamonds! It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find. Rumor has it that if you dance hard enough, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn! Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So why wait? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Mom’s Rent vs Brother’s House

arizona, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, brothers, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, family, fixed income, Gifts, groceries, House, housing market, Inheritance, Lies, moms, MONEY, Rent, Repayment, Siblings, Townhouse, Utilities, wealth

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	2398	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t find any shady financial transactions like in this story!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we guarantee that no one will be asking you for rent money or giving away your hard-earned diamonds to your siblings behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind! Who knows, you might even find a virtual family that’s more supportive than your own.

SettlerSlayin’LegDay

civilian casualties, Conflict, dispersal, Gathering, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Israeli forces, Israeli military, leg injury, live rounds, MIDDLE EAST, occupied West Bank, Political unrest, protest, protest crackdown, settlement expansion, SettlerSlayinLegDay, Shot, US citizen, violence, Wounded

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Israeli forces can’t handle it? Picture this: you’re peacefully protesting against settlement expansion in the West Bank, when BAM! You get shot in the leg by the military. But hey, at least you can respawn on our server and keep on building epic structures! Join now for a wild ride filled with adrenaline-pumping action and crazy adventures. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s goooo!