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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3313	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Ender Craft Minecraft server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	753764
Dragon Eggs Found:	1995	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

The owner of the Ender-Craft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Fast.mcpehost.ru:19141

DayLand

PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	301160	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

DayLand is a survival server of its own conecpt. It is custom terrain, plugins and logos used to make the experience as unique as possible. We have a custom spawn made so the full experience is felt. Custom ranks, perks and other fun stuff to explore.

dayland.eu

Newfort SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchantments Applied:	255
Runes Activated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

An inclusive, down-to-earth survival server with Quality of Life tweaks and grief prevention, no flashy bossbars or p2w loot crates.

We support console players as well! Add xXbestserverXx as your friend on Minecraft to join!

mcpve.tk

Gcraft survival

Essentials, MCMMO, Survival, TOWN, Towns, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchantments Applied:	106
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4930	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

104.218.101.26:56640

-HighCloud- Minecraft server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2842	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crops Grown:	6238	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dimension Hops:	1

Vanilla Role Play Survival

m21.joinserver.ru:25813

Gamers From The Lake

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Items Found:	1723
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

A small server of up to 100 players, with staff and moderators. We have server-side add-ons for helping the gameplay along. Rules and other information are available once you’re in the server.

gftl.serveminecraft.net

Apastovski

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crops Grown:	2310
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Hello! I’m the host of a vanilla 100% survival/SMP server, (java edition 19.2 currently we will update it if needed) it is preferred but not required you have discord to participate in our server for communication purposes, there isn’t (yet) a structured government or organization however you are free to contribute to or create one of your own if you so desire!

37.10.122.42:25978

Obgliationsmp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to,ObgliationSMP where you will have a completely different experimence with minecraft PVP and survival, and much much more !

ObgliationSMP.aternos.me:21595

cerrot.xyz

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	5953
Divine Spears Created:	22	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

We are a unique, active, and well-made survival games server that combines the fast paced gameplay with unique items and loot. No unfair kits, power-ups or items.

cerrot.xyz

EWG Rebirth

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to Endless War Gaming Rebirth EWG Rebirth for short!

EWG Rebirth Information EWGR is a fan-made server based on the original EndlessWarGaming server that since no longer exists. The story of EWG Old and the lore that was created way back in Minecraft 1.4 has been reborn into a modern interpretation of what EWG meant to us as fans. We’ve grown and matured since then and want to give you a place to experience the fun that EWG was to us!

EWG Rebirth features top of the line plugins, but not so many that it’s a hub server. Only factions. One Spawn. Endless fun. Mcmmo, PlayerHead Drops, and Economy are just a few plugins that make all the difference, and of course there’s more but you’ll have to join to find out yourself!

EWG (Old) Information EWG was THE best Factions server. Originally started out as Towny but became factions and the idea behind EWG is that once a week all faction claimed territory was unprotected and you could grief, TNT, and enderpearl of the likes at your factions enemy, but only for a limited time. Once war was finished, the lands return to normal so it was very important to defend your faction on war day. If anyone from the original EWG makes it here, we’d love to catch up. Myself, JawaSlayer2, and Co-Owner, _Sodio, have since changed usernames and were formally known as chenderson2 and butterruler6 respectively. If you recognize either of those names, come on in and have a chat! We’d love to catch up! Otherwise, join EWG Rebirth and forge your own memories and path to High Council!

Special thanks to Kidpaler(Last active 2013) for being the best Admin EWG could’ve asked for…

If you’ve read this far, what are you waiting for? Forge your LEGACY!

37.10.122.56:25936