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PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Void Gems Collected:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

AnonCraft Server: Would You Rather?

AnonCraft, Anons, art degree, Black, Caretaker, children, dyed hair, family, Fatherless, girl, hate, Housewife, Kids, Marry, mentally ill, Morals, racist board, Religious, Server, tiktok, virginal, White, zoomerette

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Farms Harvested:	297	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and choose your path to love and chaos! Will you marry a religious, virginal girl with morals who is ready to be a housewife and caretaker for children, but she’s mentally ill and her family will hate you? Or will you marry a zoomerette with dyed hair, an art degree, mental illness, and a TikTok account she posts on every day, who doesn’t want kids and has dated three men before you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the blocks have personalities! You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into next. From block parties to block drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places (or blocks)!

Stepmom vs. Kids Minecraft Server

adult children, aita, blended family, communication breakdown, criticism, family dynamics, Family Values, financial restrictions, fulfillment, grandparenting, household habits, Kids, Minecraft, my wife, parental responsibilities, personal growth, prioritized above children, relationship issues, Server, step-parenting, stepmom, Support

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	180
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Items Found:	7495	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize family drama over everything else! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of balancing a wife who thinks she’s the queen bee and adult children who still need support.

Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through domestic habits, financial restrictions, and the decline of intimacy. Will you choose to prioritize your spouse or your kids? Will you be able to maintain a peaceful household while also exploring the vast world of Minecraft?

Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and excitement right here on our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate family showdown in the world of blocks and pixels!”

GraduationGriefGone

achievement, achievement recognition, biomedical science, cousin drama, emotional response, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, feeling dismissed, feeling overlooked, first generation doctor, Graduation, graduation importance, GraduationGriefGone, hard work, hurt feelings, veterinary science, wedding conflicts

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	182
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	116
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is not allowed, unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Speaking of drama, have you ever wanted to escape family drama like the one described above? Well, look no further, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build your castle with!

Join us and let out all your frustrations by building the most extravagant and ridiculous structures you can think of. Need to blow off some steam? Take it out on those pesky creepers and zombies that roam the land. And don’t worry, we won’t schedule any weddings on the day of your virtual graduation ceremony, because we understand the importance of celebrating your achievements in style!

So come on over and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only family you need is your fellow players who will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkyTimerCraft

ALARM, Apocalyptic, Chaos, countdown, Crisis, Decision making, fear, giant timer, impending doom., Panic, Quick Thinking, reaction, SKY, SkyTimerCraft, stress, surreal, Survival, time limit, Time management, unexpected, Urgency

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Picture this: you log in and suddenly, a giant 5-minute timer appears in the sky, counting down to who knows what! Will it be a meteor shower? Will it rain diamonds? Will a giant chicken spawn and start a dance party? The possibilities are endless!

Join our server for the thrill of never knowing what crazy event will happen next. One time, a player dug a hole and found a secret underground disco filled with dancing creepers. Another time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed for an hour.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig riding a dragon who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but carrots and determination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unpredictable events, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Just remember, when the timer hits zero, anything can happen!

Lawyers vs. Paychecks

attorney salaries, discrimination, equality, Fairness, income disparity, INEQUALITY, Justice, law, Lawyers, legal fees, legal industry, legal profession, legal representation, legal services, Legal System, paychecks, salary gap, social justice, socioeconomic status, wage inequality

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Animals Bred:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the law is like, totally wack? well, do i have the place for u! our server is run by a bunch of crazy lawyers who are always arguing about who gets the biggest paycheck. u can join in on the fun and maybe even become the top lawyer in the land! trust me, it’s a wild ride full of lawsuits, crazy court cases, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t ask how they happen, just roll with it). so come on down and join our server, where the law is anything but equal!

IndieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ASP, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! This server is like the VIP section of indie vtubers, where only the coolest and most elite players hang out. We’re talking about vtubers with at least 500 viewers, because we don’t mess around with those 2view peasants.

Join us if you want to shill your 499view oshi, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. And don’t worry, even if your favorite vtuber is a corpo, as long as they haven’t hit that 1000 CCV mark, they’re welcome here.

Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s on top, and our Twitch Clips Guide for all the best moments. Plus, we have a VOD Archive, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) because we celebrate our vtubers like they’re royalty.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. And remember, on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it.

NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

GroceryGriefer420

budgeting, Communication Issues, control freak, financial strain, food poisoning, food preferences, food preparation, Food Safety, food sharing, food storage, groceries, grocery shopping, GroceryGriefer420, household expenses, living situation, meal planning, meal sharing, personal boundaries, rent payment, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8377
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get food poisoning from our virtual meals! Join us and escape the drama of defrosting disasters and control freak cooks. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no one will force you to eat questionable defrosted food.

Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.

So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

SneezeCraft Server: Roaring Like Lions!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	109
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone sneezes like a timid kitten? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who sneeze like they are trying to out-roar a lion! Join us for epic sneezing battles that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sneeze Olympics, where players compete in events like the Longest Sneeze and the Most Creative Sneeze. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Sneeze Champion?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a giant tissue box floating in the sky? Yes, you read that right. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, sneezing, and crying tears of joy.

PleasureCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Do you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!