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PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	New Chunks Explored:	337735
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5000
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

NoGambleFamCashTwice

401k loan, declined loan, difficult situation, dwindling savings, family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial help, guilty conscience, lottery ticket, negative bank account, NoGambleFamCashTwice, online slots, personal finances, problem gambler, restructuring debt, savings account, Slot machine, tough decision, unemployed

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Votes:	9497	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of not lending money to your slot machine addicted sister! Join us and build your own virtual empire, where you can watch your savings dwindle in the form of diamond blocks and golden apples.

Explore our virtual world and help restructure your sister’s debt by mining for resources and trading with other players. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and be able to pay off her online slot debts in no time!

Don’t worry about being the A (the Asshole), because in this Minecraft server, everyone is family. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s build a world where financial responsibility is just a block away!

CreeperCompliments

Compliment, CreeperCompliments, flattery, Intimacy, love, relationships, romance, Surprising, unexpected, unexpected acclamation, unexpected accolades, unexpected admiration, unexpected approval, unexpected comments, unexpected compliment, unexpected feedback, unexpected kudos, unexpected praise, unexpected remarks, unexpected words

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected compliments during intimacy, like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world!” or “I’ve never seen someone mine diamonds with such finesse!” Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

ArgenCraft Minecraft Server

ArgenCraft, argentina, Buenos Aires Herald, creditors, debt crisis, debt repayment, economic news, economic recovery, Economy, finance, financial markets, Financial Stability, foreign debt, Government, International, LARGEST, Latin America, Minecraft, News, payment, Server, three years, US$4.3 billion

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we pay off billions in debt just by playing minecraft!!! like, who needs a job when you can just mine some diamonds and boom debt free!!! also, our server is run by a llama named carl who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a stick and a potato. legend says he can summon lightning bolts with a single spit. so yeah, join us for the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!!!

HamasDefeat2020

Benjamin Netanyahu, complete defeat, Defense Minister, Gaza Strip, Hamas, HamasDefeat2020, hostage deal, hostage negotiation, idf, international relations, Israel, Jan. 20, Katz, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, peace negotiations, political tension, security threat, terrorist organization

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	255
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122

so liek, dis server be da bomb diggity, just liek how IDF be plannin to defeat Hamas, but in dis case, it be all bout buildin and craftin in Minecraft! if u don’t join by Jan. 20, u gonna miss out on all da craziness and epicness happenin on dis server. we got epic quests, insane builds, and da best community eva! come join us and be part of da epic battle for survival and creativity!

Slow Rotation Oxygen Server

Algae Proliferation, ancient organisms, atmospheric conditions, biological processes, Blue-Green Algae, Cyanobacteria, Earth’s atmosphere, Earth’s Days, earth’s history, Earth’s Rotation, environmental factors, evolutionary biology, geological changes, Metabolic By-Product, oxygen, oxygen levels, oxygen production, photosynthesis, Rotation, Server, Slow, slowing down

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ EARTH BE SLOWIN’ DOWN AND GIVIN’ US OXYGEN! WE GOT BLUE-GREEN ALGAE MAKIN’ OXYGEN LIKE CRAZY, JUST LIKE THEY DID 2.4 BILLION YEARS AGO! COME JOIN THE FUN AND BREATHE IN THAT SWEET, SWEET OXYGEN WHILE BUILDIN’ EPIC CREATIONS! WHO NEEDS NASA WHEN YOU GOT OUR SERVER?! #OXYGENFORDAYS #ALGAELIFE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

TwichTown Minecraft server

#youtube, August 31 2022, Builders, Civilization, Datapack, elytras, Equal, Events, from the fog, Hide and seek, Hunger Games, July 8 2022, July 8 2024, Maniac, Minecraft, Mob Arena, moscow city, Parkour, Resources, rp, Server, Survival, TwichTown, twitch, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Votes:	4601
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Vanilla and equal survival. NO WIPES. We are rebuilding civilization. Recently a second city was opened – Moscow City. RP situations are welcomed, and especially constructions of a colossal and large-scale nature, for which resources are provided. The game has both large builders (WITHOUT CREATIVITY AND FLY) and ordinary players. Everyone’s activities are different, it all depends on their interests. Elytras are disabled on the server for the sake of the price of the distance traveled on foot. The server first opened on July 8, 2022 and closed on August 31, 2022. The server resurrection date is July 8, 2024. Recordings of streams with the history of server development on the YouTube channel – https://www.youtube.com/c/GrantTM or Twitch channel – https://www.twitch.tv/grant_tm. Also during broadcasts, various events are held. The server works on any version. On August 13, the maximum height for construction on the server was increased to 2041 blocks. Installed the From the fog datapack.

45.93.200.20:25575

Punsmp

Ban, Biomes, collaboration, Community, Creatures, Furniture mods, Griefing, ideas, mods content, Platform, prankage, Punsmp, regular players, Roleplaying, Small Streamer, smp, streaming, Structures, TOWN, Toxicity

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	307698
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Towns Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	82
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3

punSMP Server Overview

Server Name	punSMP
Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Features	– Custom creatures– Biomes from Biomes O Plenty– Unique structures– Furniture mods
Player Criteria	– Small streamers– Regular players– Collaborative and community-oriented

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of players are you looking for?	punSMP is looking for small streamers and regular players who are willing to collaborate with the community and bring new ideas to the server.
What are the rules of the server?	– Pranking is allowed with communication– No griefing allowed, except for lore/roleplay purposes– Zero tolerance for toxicity and hate speech
Is streaming required to play on the server?	No, streaming is not required but encouraged. Players are welcome to join even if they do not stream.
How can I become a member of punSMP?	Reach out to the server owner and contribute ideas or content to the server. Being an active and positive member of the community is key.

Woodland Haven 1.20

forest lover, Haven, I love log, log architecture, log art, log beauty, log cabin, log carving, log craftsmanship, log decor, log design, log enthusiast, log furniture, log home, log inspiration, log lover, log woodworking, nature lover, outdoor enthusiast, tree lover, wood lover, woodland

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Villages Defended:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a log lover’s paradise!

Imagine a world where everything is made of logs, even the animals and the clouds!

You can build log castles, log roller coasters, and even log airplanes!

Join now and experience the thrill of chopping down giant log monsters and riding log dragons into battle!

Don’t miss out on the log-tastic fun, join now and log in to log out of reality!

NoCharacter4U Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Cerebral Palsy, Character, Communication, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, epilepsy, Female lead, friendship, love interest, Main character, male lead, Minecraft, minor character, NoCharacter4U, novel, passion project, romance, series, Server, spin-off, voice to text, Writing

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of drama in your real life like this writer with a pushy friend? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments with our wacky community. No need to fight over who gets to be the main character, because in our world, everyone is a star!

So leave the real-life drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Join now and let the fun begin!

PixelLoveCraft

bonding time, Communication Issues, compromise, Couple Activities, date nights, Emotional distance, feeling ignored, gaming addiction, healthy boundaries, lack of intimacy, Marriage Struggles, mutual interests, neglect, PixelLoveCraft, prioritizing relationships, quality time, relationship problems, screen time limits, unmet needs, work-life balance

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living with a gaming ghost instead of your husband? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where spending quality time with your partner is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband disappearing into the virtual world for days on end. Instead, he’ll be by your side, building a virtual empire together with you! Say goodbye to being just roommates and hello to being gaming soulmates!

And don’t worry, we have plenty of activities for both of you to enjoy together. From epic quests to building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs real-life date nights when you can have virtual adventures with your partner, am I right?