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Pandamc Beast Mode Server

Custom Features, PvP battles, respawn challenges, Pandamc, unique mechanics

Welcome to BeastMC!

This is no normal Minecraft server. It’s a Lifesteal server where each hit matters! If you lose a life, it’s not just a game over.

What Makes BeastMC Special?

🔥 Intense gameplay
💔 Losing a life means more!
✨ Custom features just for you!

Join now and feel the thrill!

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Fangzies SMP: Build Trade Thrive

economy server, quests and trading, Griefprevention, active moderation, friendly players

Fangzies SMP

Welcome to Fangzies SMP – Economy!

Fangzies SMP is a cool Minecraft server for both cracked and premium players. It’s all about survival and economy. Here, players can build, trade, and grow in a fun world made by players.

Key Info:

Cross-Platform Play:
- Java: Connect at play.fangzies.space:22180
- Bedrock: Same IP, just use port 22180

Features:

In-Game Economy:
- Earn cash through jobs, quests, and selling stuff.
- Vote rewards, crates, and daily bonuses help you get cool items.

Land Claiming:
- Use GriefPrevention to keep your stuff safe.

Community Fun:
- Player warps, shops, and auction systems.
- Join teams and earn playtime rewards.
- Regular events to keep things lively.

Join Us!

Be part of the fun! Check out the official Discord: discord.gg/fangzies.

Fangzies SMP is all about having a good time with friends. Come play and make some great memories!

play.fangzies.space

KLAATZOO SMP: Build & Play!

Fun Multiplayer Adventures”’, mature player interactions, smp, Interactive Voice Chat, Play

🌍 Klaatzoo SMP

About Us:

Klaatzoo SMP is a chill place for builders. It started in Dec last year with a few pals and grew into a nice global fam. They keep it fun and creative!

Season 2 kicked off on May 17 and just got the 1.21.7 update. They plan to run this season for 6-9 months. Groups are forming, and everyone is welcome to join the fun! They see 5-10 players online most days.

Apply on our Discord!

✅ Requirements:

Age 16+: Gotta be at least 16 to join. We want a safe space for all.
Read the Rules: No rules, no entry. Just common sense needed.
Be Kind: Don’t ruin others’ fun.

🎁 Features:

Simple Voice Chat: In-game voice chat for easy talk.
Armor Statues: Customize armor stands. Use with “Armor Poser” mod for best results.
Player Sit: Sit on blocks by crouching twice and clicking.
Custom Nether Portals: Make your own portal shapes.
Mob/Player Head Drops: Get heads when mobs or players are killed.
Mini Blocks: Turn blocks into heads with a stonecutter.
Painting Picker: Choose painting types with a stonecutter.
Fast Leaf Decay: Leaves vanish fast when trees are cut.
Multiplayer Sleep: Only one player needed to skip night.
Faster Happy Ghasts: Happy Ghasts zoom 2x faster.
Anti Enderman Grief: Endermen can’t pick up blocks.
Diamond Economy: Trade items for diamonds, all player-driven.
Tight-knit Community: Everyone lives on one island to keep it social.

⚙️ Server Details:

Version: 1.21.7
Platform: Minecraft: Java Edition – Fabric (great for Redstone stuff)
World Border: 10,000 blocks

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on Discord and start crafting with the crew!

Stalk Your Adventure Today!

gacha system, Community Events, block stories, survival server, multiplayer experience

ESCADIA Survival Server

ESCADIA is a fun survival server. It has:

Skills
Custom Enchants
Gacha
Economy
Auction House
Daily Rewards

Works on both Java and Bedrock. No pay-to-win here, just pure fun!

Every block is a story, every player is a legend.

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Janitor’s Closet SMP: Build & Role!

Mature Gaming Environment, BUILD, engaging social dynamics”’, quality-of-life enhancements, fictional universe exploration

### ♠️ Why Join Janitor’s Closet SMP? ♠️

Janitor’s Closet SMP is a cool semi-vanilla server for those who love roleplay and worldbuilding. Here, players join forces to craft a whole new world, one town, one faith, and one nation at a time.

– Build Your Own Story: Create your own culture, faith, or tale. Watch it grow through talks, fights, and more! Be a farmer, a leader, a soldier, or even a cult head. Just make sure it fits the lore!

#### What Makes Us JC:

– Player-built towns: We like small builds that feel real. Big stuff is okay if your story is strong!

– Lore is player-made: Events, faiths, secrets, and politics come from you! This makes our world rich and fun!

– Fun RP: Level up your character with events, lore posts, and politics!

– Whitelist-only: Keeps things mature and top-notch.

– Plugins for ease: Enjoy added tools to make play smooth!

### 🧽 Season Update

Janitors Closet: Fresh starts mean new tales! Past seasons had some bumps, but we’re back to what made JC fun: great stories and in-game fun.

Whether you’re back or new, there’s a spot for you in JC.

Join our Discord: You need to hop on our Discord. Fill out a quick app after reading the rules to keep out bad folks.

Join Discord

SoraBlock Sky Fun Zone

multiplayer experience, unique areas, Lucky blocks, SoraBlock, Island missions

SoraBlock

Welcome to SoraBlock! A fresh Minecraft Skyblock server in alpha! Check out what makes it cool:

Key Features:

Island Missions: Fun tasks to boost your game.
Skills: Level up and show off your skills.
Co-op: Team up with pals for more fun.
Lucky Blocks: Break them for sweet surprises.
Daily Rewards: Log in each day for free stuff.
Weekly Updates: New stuff drops every week.
Custom Pack: Unique items just for you.
Unique Areas: Explore new spots and find cool stuff.

Join the fun at Sorablock.com and start your Skyblock journey today!

sorablock.com

Crownspire Quest: Join the Fun!

Fly time, Claim protection, Crownspire, Daily Voting, crossplay survival

Crownspire

Unleash your fun on Crownspire! A cool Java & Bedrock crossplay server made for folks who love community, fun, and growth!

Server Info:

IP: crownspire.fun
Version: 1.20+ (Java & Bedrock)
Crossplay: Bedrock & Java players can play together!
Ranks: Get unique and cool ranks!
Economy: Player-based, trade and earn!
Crates & Shops: Custom goodies await!
Protection: Keep your stuff safe with Grief Prevention!
Extras: TempFly, Claim Blocks, and Crowns (PlayerPoints) for sale!

Vote Daily for Free Stuff:

Crate Keys
Crowns (spend them on cool items)
Claim Blocks
Fly Time
Voter Rank & Leaderboards

Join our Discord! Get in on giveaways, events, and chat with the crew! Your vote helps the server grow. Thanks for being awesome!

crownspire.fun

Banana SMP 🍌 Voice Chat Fun!

VOICE, Chat, Drama-Free Social Environment, enhanced crafting mechanics, Interactive Dragon Fights

🍌 Join the Banana Sandwich SMP – Season 2 is Now LIVE! 🍌

A Hermitcraft-style Vanilla+ SMP with Proximity Voice Chat for 18+ players!

🌍 Fresh World, New Adventures!

We’ve launched Season 2 on Minecraft 1.21.6! Jump into a new world with a fun group, close chat, and lots to do!

🎙️ Why Join?

✅ Proximity Voice Chat – Chat with players nearby!
✅ Vanilla+ 1.21.6 – Best mods for fun (mob heads, 1-player sleep, no griefing)
✅ 18+ Mature Community – Chill vibes, no drama
✅ Active Economy – Diamond-based, no pay-to-win
✅ Events & Collaborations – Build contests, mini-games, and more!

🛠️ Features:

• Player heads, armor stand editor, invisible item frames
• Dragon drops elytra, tradecycling
• Bluemap (donator perk), Simple Voice Chat mod
• Status mod

👋 Join the Community!

🔗 Whitelist Application: Join here!

🌐 Server IP: SandwichBanana.minecraft.vodka

📅 Season 2 is live – start your journey now!

Whitelisted to keep our group awesome—apply today!

💀 HCSMP: Pure Hard Mode Fun!

”’Hardcore Survival Experience, Vanilla Exploration Challenges, Mode, Pure, No Pay-to-Win Policies

### 💀 Welcome to HCSMP 💀

Join Now!

IP Address: hcsmp.modrinth.gg Bedrock Port: 19603 Discord: discord.gg/DsUSuzsBsR

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### 🌍 Hardcore Vanilla Survival

No resets, no pay-to-win. HCSMP is the real deal. It’s a long-term, hardcore world for those who want the true Minecraft vibe: tough, simple, and here to stay.

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### Features:

#### 🔨 Hardcore Mode – Difficulty: Hard – Death: 3-hour temp ban – Graves: Items drop in a grave, unlocks after 24 hours – Respawn: Use a compass to find your grave

#### 🏠 Land Claiming – Claim land: Use diamonds – Cost: $1 per block – Protect: Your builds and stuff

#### 💎 Diamond-Based Economy – No shops, no NPCs, no auctions – Currency: Diamonds – Value: $50 per Diamond, $500 per Diamond Block – Trade: Player-driven only

#### 🧭 No Teleports – No /home, no /spawn – Travel: The vanilla way

#### 🧱 Permanent World – No resets – Build: Megabases, cities, or epic redstone stuff – Progress: Long-term goals

#### 📜 No Pay-to-Win, No Donations – 100% free to play – No kits, crates, or paid ranks – Just you, the world, and your goals

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Start your journey today! Become part of a fresh hardcore community.

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