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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	49
Chimeras Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

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Adventure, Bedhome, Betterstructures, Dungeons, Exploration, Griefprevention, Itemjoin, Protection, PvP, Roleplay, Shop, Shopkeepers, Simplespawn, Spawnersilk, Survival, Treeassist, twitch, TwitchPlays, Zelda

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

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Shyo5 Network

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Farms Harvested:	661	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

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CosmoView Outpost

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	820866	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

CosmoView outpost aims to be a player driven minecraft survival server, where players decide what features they want to see ingame. Currently just starting out we are very open to suggestions from players. We aim to keep a single world for a long time, unless majority of playerbase feels like there is a need for a reset.

54.37.165.106:25594

NitroSMP

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	369
New Chunks Explored:	154102	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

NitroSMP is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to both Regular and Cracked players. Our server’s player base is intermittently growing since it’s first released, users around all over the world playing our amazing gamemodes and enjoying their time here with our beloved community. Can’t wait to play

play.friskygaming.fun:25583

PirateStory

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6564	Animals Bred:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Pirate Based Survival Bounty Fish Event Mine Custom Enchants Free Ranks Economy Block Protection Custom mobs Skill upgrade Jobs Quest Nice Looking Menu Shop Kits Daily Rewards Crates Vote To get Rewards https://imgur.com/a/uft3O8S Images

91.134.123.40:25599

Hymac

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	667	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

The newest and best Macedonian minecraft skyblock server!

You can mill from versions 1.8 to 1.20

https://discord.gg/NTMjUSFgMm

Owner: Oxyz

Let’s wait!

45.133.9.167:25045

DanverCraft Life-Steal

Factions, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	519797
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

GRAND OPENING TODAY 9:00PM EST!! Join our lifesteal server to kill and get more hears have fun!

FEATURES Crates SafeTrade LEADER BOARDS! Rankings Hearts Ghost Town AND MORE JOIN NOW!!

Discord: https://discord.gg/pzYJUpZpsj VERSION 1.20.X

208.73.202.77

OGMvPMC Semi-Vanilla PaperMC Survival

Paper, Paperspigot, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Come join our semi-Vanilla server! We have claim protection, TPA, Marriage and many more plugins with factions being added in the future! Server has 500 slots and is running on PaperMC version 1.20.4!

51.79.124.10

RKB SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

NEW 1.20.4 VANILLA SMP THAT JUST STARTED. COMPLETELY VANILLA NOTHING OTHER THEN A FEW DATA PACKS. WE HAVE A SLEEP DATA PACK SO ONLY 1 PLAYER HAS TO SLEEP TO SKIP NIGHT. AND WE ALSO HAVE GRAVESTONES SO YOUR ITEMS DON’T DESPAWN.

rkb.mcserver.us:25606

LostCauseNetwork

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	2515	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Halloo! Vault Hunters time! Come join us on our fun adventure with VH3 We’re looking for friendly and talkative people. We’ve got simple voice chat mod and bluemap. Now we are a whitelisted server. so you’ll need to join the discord to be whitelisted.

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