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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	2420	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

BirdyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Crops Grown:	5583	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

IP: birdymc.org

A unique survival server that allows you to explore different environments to enjoy the experience even more, from never-before-seen abilities to constant events where everyone can win!

We always try to be on the latest version of Minecraft. Don’t worry, we always update without restarting the map so you don’t lose any of your adventures!

birdymc.com

2B2T IN Ukraine

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Star Shards Collected:	158	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Features:

License server

Without wipes

Without donation, private, teleportation

The vanilla size of the world

The latest version of the game

No rules2b2t.in.ua – Ukrainian-language anarchist server.The server map is not wiped and has the original size of 30 million blocks, there is no private territory on the server.The server is adapted to the Ukrainian-speaking audience. Are waiting for you. Support yours, visit us!IP: 2b2t.in.ua

2b2t.in.ua

SkytownMC

Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Come play some old school Skyblock! we are throwing it back to the roots of Skyblock. Come join an amazing and growing community. EST since 2020

Join at play.skytownmc.org

play.skytownmc.org

TerraformSMP

Creative, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

TerraformSMP is a Minecraft survival multiplayer server that is focused on community-building, exploration, and adventure. The server is built around the concept of terraforming the land, where players work together to transform the environment and make it more livable. The server is designed for players who are interested in a more collaborative and creative Minecraft experience.

TerraformSMP is hosted by a group of content creators on YouTube and Twitch, who regularly share their adventures on the server with their audiences. The server is open to anyone who wants to join, but the community is tightly-knit and focuses on building strong relationships between players.

One of the key features of TerraformSMP is the focus on roleplaying and storytelling. Players are encouraged to create their own characters and backstory, and to interact with other players in character. This creates a more immersive and engaging experience for everyone on the server.

The server is also heavily modded, with a variety of custom plugins and mods that add new features and gameplay mechanics. This includes things like new biomes, unique mobs, and custom items. These mods are carefully selected to enhance the overall gameplay experience and make the server more fun and engaging.

Overall, TerraformSMP is a unique and exciting Minecraft server that is perfect for players who want to explore, build, and create with a supportive and creative community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just getting started, you’ll find plenty to love about TerraformSMP.

TerraformSMP.aternos.me:51871

Mineward

Cross-Play, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

IP Address: mineward.us.to (1.19.4) Welcome, traveller! The realm of Mineward needs you! 🙂

I won’t bore you with a long text, so here is just some things about our MMORPG: It is focused primarily on combat but in different, smart ways that make content different. There is no vanilla/building. It’s a WOW-like MMORPG experience. There are bosses, tombs, areas to explore, the usual. Mobs are all custom, we worked a lot on making them all unique and designed around every weapon and class. You will see some crazy shit. Items have abilities and stuff! Armors have full set bonuses and stuff! We are a EULA compliant, non-P2W server. It’s a passion project! My goal is to make a make a fun RPG world. Feel free to join and give ideas as well to make it even greater.

mineward.us.to

FTB Skies

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

FTB Skies is a modpack that offers a unique and immersive experience unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. As soon as you enter this world, you’ll find yourself on a floating island, high up in the sky. With no land in sight, the only way to survive and thrive is to utilize the resources around you and build your empire higher and higher into the clouds. But it’s not going to be easy – this modpack will challenge you at every turn. From hostile mobs that lurk around every corner to limited resources that require careful management, you’ll need to use your wit and cunning to survive. But as you overcome each obstacle, you’ll feel an incredible sense of accomplishment and fulfilment that only comes from conquering the impossible. As you progress through the game, you’ll also encounter a perfect blend of magic and technology that will take your gameplay to the next level. You’ll be able to create powerful spells, craft advanced machinery, and harness the power of the elements to help you on your journey. And with the guidance of various quests, you’ll always know what to do next, keeping you engaged and entertained for hours on end. So, what are you waiting for? Spread your wings and take to the skies with FTB Skies – the ultimate adventure in the clouds!

fs.playcdu.co

LucidPvP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

-Custom Armor / Weapons with unique Ability’s -Custom Items that do Different Effects -Custom Plots that cannot be raided – Custom 10×10 25×25 an 50×50 wild Bases that will be Protected -Needing Staff (Admin, Mod, Helper,)

149.56.85.116:25593

Irish Coffee Cake Smp

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, featuring the exciting gameplay of Towny Kingdoms with custom world generation!

In this server, you’ll have the opportunity to build and expand your own kingdom within a vast, custom-generated world filled with unique biomes and landscapes. Whether you’re interested in founding a bustling metropolis or carving out a humble homestead in the wilderness, the possibilities are endless.

As you explore the world, you’ll encounter a variety of challenges and opportunities to grow your kingdom. You can form alliances with other players to create powerful alliances, or engage in epic battles to conquer rival kingdoms and expand your territory.

But building a successful kingdom is about more than just brute force – you’ll also need to manage your economy, maintain a healthy population, and build strategic defenses to protect against enemies. With the support of your fellow players and the guidance of experienced moderators, you’ll be able to create a thriving kingdom that stands the test of time.

So come join our Towny Kingdoms server and experience the thrill of custom world generation and strategic gameplay. We can’t wait to see what you’ll build!

play.irishcoffeecake.com

Lunatic

Anarchy, Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Votes:	4814	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

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65.108.199.248:45651

Wolf Prison

Prison

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

We are in testing but have a lot of cool stuff check it out and tell us what you think tell GG what you find that broken or email him at [email protected] thatnks See you there we are exited to have you

31.214.162.8:62094