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PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

FissileCraft – BlinkenApproved

blinken, BlinkenApproved, CAPABLE, Diplomacy, Enrichment, Fissile Material, FissileCraft, inspection, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, one week, Producing, proliferation, sanctions, security threat, two weeks, uranium, Verification

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Potions Brewed:	50
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. you wanna join cuz we got villagers that can do the macarena and skeletons that breakdance.

oh, and get this, our players can fly on pigs and ride llamas into battle. we even have a secret underground base where you can find the holy grail of minecraft – a block of cheese that grants wishes.

plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a disco ball that plays dubstep music. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server, bro? come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

StreaksAndDisappointments

accomplishment, achievement, Behavior, Consistency, determination, Disappointment, goal-setting, habits, mindset, motivation, patterns, perseverance, persistence, personal growth, Psychology, Routine, self improvement, self-discipline, Streaks, StreaksAndDisappointments, success

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Enchantments Applied:	208	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

join this epic minecraft server where we keep streaks going just because breaking them feels oddly disappointing. like, imagine the drama of being the one to break the streak, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. you gotta join and help us stop them before it’s too late.

also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds that will make you question your entire existence. it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your own soul, but with more explosions and lava.

so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. except maybe don’t feed the llamas after midnight, they tend to get a little cranky.

CreationSMP: Where Minecraft becomes a hot mess of mods and chaos! Join us on 1.20.1 Forge edition!

1.20.1, 24/7, Automation, balance, botania, Chaos, Community, Create, CreationSMP, Creative, Discord, Edition, EnderIO, Factions, Forge, hot, Immerisve Engineering, Join, Link, Mekanism, Mess, Minecraft, Modified, Mods, multiplayer, Server, smp, storage drawers, Survival, The Thermal Series

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6681
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

CreationSMP Minecraft Server

CreationSMP is a server that is based off automation. Join factions, Be by yourself, or create your own faction. Some of the Mods we have are Mekanism, Create, The Thermal Series, Immerisve Engineering, Storage Drawers, EnderIO, Botania (Note: it has been modified to fit the servers balance), and more. The server is 1.20.1 Forge and the server is 24/7.

Discord: CreationSMP Discord Link

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server 24/7?	Yes, the server is 24/7.
What version is the server using?	The server is using version 1.20.1 Forge.
Can I join a faction or create my own?	Yes, you can join factions, be by yourself, or create your own faction.
What mods are available on the server?	Some of the mods available include Mekanism, Create, The Thermal Series, Immersive Engineering, Storage Drawers, EnderIO, and Botania (modified for server balance).

MineWatch Server – Minecraft Server

Abilities, Ashe Mythic, Clash mode, Colosseo rework, comics, Community Crafted mode, Competitive rework, Gameplay Trailer, Gamescom, Juno, kiriko spam filter, Lifeguard skin shop, limited-time trial, Map reworks, mercy spam filter, Midseason blogpost, Minecraft, MineWatch, Music, Mythic Reinhardt Weapon Skin, new tank, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch thread, Overwatch Wiki, Overwatch x Transformers collab, OWG, patch notes, Runasapi Map, Season 11 trailer, Server, Short stories, Summer Games Event, Ultrawatch Theme

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Juno’s limited-time trial? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join now and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make Juno herself jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server collabed with Transformers, so you can expect some seriously wild adventures. And don’t even get me started on our latest patch notes – they’re more thrilling than a rollercoaster ride with Reinhardt.

Season 11 is in full swing, featuring the Ultrawatch Theme, Ashe Mythic, and a map so insane, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, we’ve got a lifeguard skin shop coming soon, because who doesn’t want to see Roadhog in a swimsuit?

And mark your calendars for Aug 20, because that’s when Season 12 and Juno are launching – it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

DressUpDudes Minecraft Server

Appearance, attraction, casual wear, clothing, Confidence, DATING, dress up, DressUpDudes, fashion, formal wear, Girls, Grooming, guys, Minecraft, personal style, Preferences, relationships, Self-expression, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Votes:	3486
Dragon Eggs Found:	8671	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting no love from the ladies? Well, look no further because on our server, girls are all about guys who dress up! That’s right, put on your fanciest diamond armor and watch the ladies swoon as you slay mobs and build epic structures. Who knew virtual fashion could be so important? Join now and become the most stylish player in the blocky world!

CharityCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Charity, CharityCraft, class reunion, Company, Confrontation, EMBARRASSING, EXPOSED, fake charity, high school, local celebrity, Minecraft, Nonprofit, Paperwork, public humiliation, reputation, reunion early, Server, suspicions, UNCOMFORTABLE, Veterans, Website

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4743	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Are you tired of fake charities in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all charities are 100% legit! No fake paperwork here, just virtual donations to help virtual veterans in need. Plus, if you catch anyone trying to scam you, you can publicly expose them in the chat and watch them squirm like a noob in a creeper-infested cave. Join now and be a hero in the world of Minecraft!

WeddingClashCraft

cruise vacation, daughter’s wedding, destination wedding, destination wedding costs, destination wedding etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family priorities, family traditions, family vacation, financial constraints, Italy wedding, medical condition, wedding date conflict, wedding expenses, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest obligations, wedding planning, wedding planning stress, WeddingClashCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us for a cruise to the land of blocky adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from real-life wedding woes.

Embark on a journey with your fellow players as we navigate through the treacherous waters of family obligations and conflicting priorities. Will you choose the cruise of a lifetime or jet off to Italy for a wedding extravaganza? The choice is yours, but beware of angry daughters and oxygen-dependent in-laws!

Join us for a once-in-a-lifetime event filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of block-breaking therapy. Who needs a destination wedding when you can have a destination Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

CraftyEvan’sSpyAdventure

CASE, CONVICTED, Corruption, CraftyEvansSpyAdventure, Denounced, Espionage, espionage charges, Evan Gershkovich, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, justice system, Legal System, Media, Political, press freedom, reporter, Russian court, sham, US, wsj

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	1587	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on, like crazier than a rollercoaster made of lava and TNT. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

so, there’s this dude, Evan Gershkovich, right? he’s a reporter for some fancy newspaper or whatever. but get this, he gets accused of espionage by a russian court. like, what even is that? the US is all like, “nah, bro, that’s a sham, don’t believe it.” but like, who knows what’s really going on, right?

anyway, back to the server. if you join, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll build castles, fight dragons, and maybe even uncover some crazy conspiracies along the way. plus, there’s like unlimited diamonds or something, so you’ll be ballin’ out of control.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the hype is about. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun, right?

BearTigerAllergyDeadlyOops

Allergies, Allergy, animal allergies, Animal encounters, Animals, bears, BearTigerAllergyDeadlyOops, danger, danger of allergies, deadly, fatal allergies, health, immune response, immune system, immune system function, immune system response, rare, reactions, Tigers, unusual allergies, wildlife

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	67	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Meteorites Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be allergic to bears and tigers but not die because your immune system is too slow! we have magical potions that make you invincible to all creatures, even the ones you’re allergic to.

once, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than a minute. it was so fast, everyone’s heads exploded from the speed. but don’t worry, we have a respawn button that brings you back to life with a new head.

our server is so crazy, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbows that make you fly. you can even ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever created! you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

BEST COPY OF REALLYWORLD / SMOOKYWORLD Minecraft server

best, Clans, Copy, Donations, Grief, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, reallyworld, Server, SMOOKYWORLD, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Items Found:	2824	New Chunks Explored:	808050
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

The owner of the server «THE BEST COPY OF REALLYWORLD SMOOKYWORLD» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.smookyworld.ru