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PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Potions Brewed:	160
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

SummerGrad Minecraft Server

adult jobs, advice, Boredom, closed weekends, computer monitor, confusion, easy classes, Friends, graduate early, hanging out, Help, Lifestyle, losing it, mental health, Minecraft, picrel, Server, social life, stress, Summer, SummerGrad, uncertainty, work-life balance

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and graduate early by completing our “Minecraft University” classes, where the only homework is building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Our server is so addictive that you’ll find yourself spending every weekend online, because let’s face it, real life friends are overrated when you can have virtual friends who will never leave you for a job.

Don’t be like the picrel guy losing it, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, so you never know what kind of adventures you’ll stumble upon.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

FangCraft: F*ck Trish Edition Minecraft Server

#AIChatbots, #AO3page, #BlenderModels, #Fangboard, #ficSpreadsheet, #FuckTrish, #GreentextMega, #LowPolyModels, #PreviousThreads, #SnootArchive, #SnootGame, #ThreadArchives, #WaniHugThatGator, Aggie, Anon, Archive, art, Downloads, Edition, Fang, FangCraft, fck, FICS, FRIDAY, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Server, Snootboorus, trish

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dimension Hops:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Emeralds Found:	2059	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Are you ready to hug that gator? Our server is the only place where you can fulfill your wildest dreams of hugging a gator in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

But that’s not all, we also have a Snoot Game that will blow your mind. Explore a world like no other, filled with adventure, mystery, and of course, snoots.

And let’s not forget about the epic OST that will have you jamming out while you play. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist dancing along to the tunes of Snoot Game.

Join now for access to our exclusive Fang board playlists, where you can rock out to the latest hits while building your Minecraft empire.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of fics and art with our Snootboorus and Snoot fic spreadsheet. Immerse yourself in the creative side of Minecraft like never before.

And if that’s not enough, we even have AI chatbots and Blender models to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Get ready to be amazed by the possibilities on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin. Who knows, you might even get the chance to flirt with Trish herself!

NoDrunkCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, aita, alcohol dependency, alcoholism, Boundaries, communication problems, Decision making, enabling behavior, family dynamics, health concerns, intervention, Minecraft, NoDrunkCraft, personal responsibility, relationship issues, self-destructive behavior, Server, support system, tough choices, tough love, unhealthy habits

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Farms Harvested:	590	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Love Letters Sent:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s drinking habits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your worries – just like how my girlfriend forgets about her doctor’s warnings when her family comes to visit!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even causing a little chaos – just like when my girlfriend goes on a beer run after promising to quit! And don’t worry about driving her to the store for more alcohol, because on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want!

So come on down to our server and let loose like my girlfriend after a few drinks – just remember to log off before you end up in the bedroom with the door shut. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, just like my girlfriend regrets buying more beer!

CraftyWifeNoLife

childcare, Communication, contributions, Crafting, CraftyWifeNoLife, family, financial situation, hand-me-downs, hobby, Kids, Marriage, Materials, modest living, net-positive financial situation, part time job, Quality-Life, Resentment, SAHM, selling items, stress, work schedule

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	7420	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and wacky characters!

Need a break from your crafting-obsessed spouse who thinks selling a few items makes her a financial genius? Come join us and craft to your heart’s content without the pressure of making a profit!

Tired of being called a jerk for trying to keep your family financially afloat while your spouse spends hundreds on crafting materials? Come to our server and let off some steam by building the biggest, most extravagant creations you can imagine!

Escape the madness of home life and join our server for a hilarious and stress-free gaming experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Accomplishments.., achievement, child-free, empowerment, freedom, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, lifestyle choice, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, personal growth, self actualization, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, Server, success

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have some diamonds?” or “Dad, can you help me build a house?” Then come join our Minecraft server where children are banned and adults can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while mining and crafting to their heart’s content!

Our server is so child-free that even the Ender Dragon refuses to spawn any baby Ender Dragons out of respect for our rules. Join us and experience the true joy of building without interruptions or demands for snacks every five minutes.

And if you’re still not convinced, let us tell you about our legendary player who mined so deep that they actually discovered a secret underground city populated by friendly creepers who love to trade diamonds for baked potatoes. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything is possible when kids are nowhere to be found. Join us today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

CraftyFeministRevolt

activism, civil rights, concern, CraftyFeministRevolt, Democracy, election, equality, feminism, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, judicial system, justice reform, Justices, policy, Political, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you worried about Trump taking away women’s rights? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where women rule supreme! No need to worry about Trump appointing more justices when you can join us and build a utopia where women are the ultimate bosses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a powerful enchantment that repels any misogynistic trolls trying to invade. So come join us and fight for gender equality, one block at a time!

PalestineCraft Minecraft Server

Gaza Strip, human rights violation, illegal annexation, illegal occupation, international condemnation, international law, international relations, Israel, Israeli settlements, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, PalestineCraft, Palestinian sovereignty, Palestinian territories, peace process, Server, territorial dispute, UN court, united nations, United Nations General Assembly, United Nations Security Council, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Votes:	4309	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

so, like, u know how there’s this big debate about israel and palestine and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the UN of minecraft servers, and we say israel’s presence in palestinian territories is ILLEGAL! like, totally not cool, man. so if u wanna be on the right side of history, join our server and help us fight the good fight against illegal land occupation in minecraft world. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of the UN building you’ve ever seen. come join us and be a part of something EPIC! #justiceforpalestine #minecraftUNcourt

ToiletCraft: Rollin’ in the Breakthrough

Announces, biodegradable, Breakthrough, Development, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, flushable, hygiene, innovation, invention, research, rollin, Rolls, russia, sanitation, Scientific, sustainable, Technology, toilet paper, ToiletCraft, Vital, Waste Disposal

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, russia just announced this, like, super important scientific discovery – flushable toilet paper rolls! can u believe it? now u can wipe ur butt and just, like, flush it away like it never happened! but, like, that’s not even the best part – on this server, u can build ur own toilet paper factory and become the toilet paper king of the world! imagine all the power and glory that comes with that title! plus, there’s, like, a secret underground bunker filled with rare toilet paper artifacts that u can explore and claim for urself. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the most butt-wiping adventure of ur life!

VacuumVibesMC

cleaning, Cleaning appliances, cleaning equipment, cleaning habits, cleaning hacks, cleaning products, cleaning responsibilities, cleaning routine, cleaning skills, cleaning solutions, cleaning supplies, cleaning tasks, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, household chores, Household cleaning, maintenance, vacuum cleaner, vacuuming, VacuumVibesMC

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can become a VACUUM CLEANER when u clean a vacuum cleaner. yep, u heard dat right. one time dis player was just minding their own business, cleaning up their base when BAM! suddenly they were transformed into a vacuum cleaner. now they go around sucking up all the blocks and mobs in sight. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to become the ultimate cleaning machine. vacuum cleaner gang for life, yo.

EndoCraft: Ovary Overdrive

EndoCraft, Ovary, Overdrive

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Emeralds Found:	8668
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW!

LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!

SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!