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NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TV

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	150093
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

LifeSucksMC Server

Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprises

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	212

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

MineCraftJobSwitcher

Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environment

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHate, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, retaliatory strikes, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Yemen

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!

HodeidahBoomCraft

breaking news, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, evacuation, explosions, Hodeidah, HodeidahBoomCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Rebel forces, Saudi Arabia, united nations, violence, War, Western coast, Yemen, Yemeni government

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Emeralds Found:	7723	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Mines Excavated:	2400
Battle Standards Raised:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun and laughter! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll think you’ve been transported to a land of pure insanity!

our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!

we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.

so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

CraftingLand: Where Every Landing is a Takeoff

air travel, aircraft, Airline (Industry), airports, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation operations, aviation safety, aviation success, aviation trends, CraftingLand, equal numbers, flight management, flight operations, flight statistics, great year, Landing, Pilots, Safety, successful landings, takeoff, takeoffs, travel industry

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the best thing ever. like, you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy airport where all the planes are made out of blocks.

you can like, build your own plane and fly around the server, but here’s the catch – you gotta have the same number of successful landings as takeoffs. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, man.

but wait, there’s more. there’s this legendary pilot who flies around on a giant chicken, and if you can catch him, he’ll give you a special diamond sword that can one-shot any mob.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the admins hang out and throw crazy parties. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

so like, come join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Block Game Life SMP

Adults, adults only, Beta, Block Game Life, Community, Dailyrewards, Economy, Experience, HARD, July 20th, laid back, Laidback, Laidbackserver, landscape, Launching, Minecraft, next weekend, No Kids Allowed, Nogrief, Nonpvp, pay to win, planet minecraft, Server, server launch, smp, Survival, Users, Vote

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Votes:	6927	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Block Game Life is a server launching NEXT WEEKEND JULY 20th. We aim to provide a laid back, no kids allowed experience to our users. We will NEVER be pay to win as well!

We offer an adults only community, beta-esque server landscapes, and more!

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Hotdog Water: Where the only thing harder than surviving is not drinking the water

bed TP, Discord, Drinking, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, Harder, hotdog, https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex, https://hdw.dog, Java 1.20.6, Land Claim, no cheating, play.hotdogwater.dog, PvP, stealing, Surviving, Water

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

Overview
Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6
Vote for resets on Discord
No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

– PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed

– No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

– Website: https://hdw.dog

– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
Is this server Hardcore Vanilla Survival?	Yes, it is a Hardcore Vanilla Survival server running on Java 1.20.6
Are resets based on player votes?	Yes, players can vote for resets on Discord
Are PvP, griefing, and stealing allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP, griefing, and stealing are allowed on the server
Is cheating or hacking allowed?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server

CountryCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, best, Candidate, Country, CountryCraft, cultural representation, Diplomacy, diplomatic skills, Diversity, election, global perspective, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, national pride, national values, patriotism, political figure, public image, REPRESENTATIVE, Server, Unity

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	214
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old politicians running the show? Well, on our Minecraft server, we let YOU choose who represents your country! That’s right, forget about elections and campaigning, just build the biggest, most impressive structure and you’ll be crowned the leader of your nation! Want to see a llama as president? Done. How about a giant chicken as prime minister? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our wacky server. Join now and show the world who truly deserves to lead!

OldOnePieceMC Server

Audience, Characters, encounter, fantasy land, Freak, giant banana, GOD, INSANE, miss, normal, old One Piece, OldOnePieceMC, Places, quirky, quirky and weird., sea, Server, SHS, stand out, weird, weird shit, world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	4240
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience a world where everything is absolutely bananas – literally! Imagine sailing the high seas and coming across a dude who lives in a giant banana – that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Explore a world where the boundaries of reality are constantly being pushed, where every corner you turn reveals a new and outrageous adventure. From villages made entirely of candy to mountains that spew out rainbow lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join now and become a part of a community where the only limit is your imagination – and even that is pushed to the extreme! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking parrot who gives you quests or a pirate ship crewed by llamas. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!