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MerzCraft: Musk Slammer – No AfD Allowed!

afd, Allowed, billionaire, Candidate, chancellor, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, criticism, dw, election, German, germany, Government, Merz, MerzCraft, Musk, opposition, Politics, Slammer, Slams, Stance, Statement, Technology

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8628	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

so, like, u know how german politics can be a bit of a snoozefest, right? well, not on this server, fam! we got merz, the german chancellor candidate, straight up SLAMMIN’ musk over some afD stance. like, who even knew these two would be beefin’ in the minecraft world, right? come join us for some epic drama and political intrigue, cuz this server is lit AF! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

Absurdity, comedic, comedic moments, comedic quotes, comedic scenarios, comedic situations, Door, door humor, futile efforts, futile tasks, futility, humor, humorous quotes, humorous situations, impossible task, irony, Pointless, repetitive actions, RevolveCraft, revolving door, revolving door humor, Slams

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Towns Built:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

SCP – Site-86

Chaos Insurgency, Class-D, Facility Guards, KitPvP, Mini Games, mobile task forces, Original soundtrack, Perks, Progression System, PvP, random map generation., Roleplay, Scp, scp 049, scp 173, scp secret laboratory, scps, Site-86, Team Deathmatch

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Potions Brewed:	51
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	11
Enchantments Applied:	114	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Site-86 is a team deathmatch with a twist, consisting of unique teams to play as; Class-D, Chaos Insurgency, Facility Guards, Mobile Task Forces and SCPs. Work with your team and leverage your power further to outwit your opponents.

Inspired by SCP: Secret Laboratory.

Features original soundtrack, progression system, perks (classes) and the ability to play as SCPs such as SCP-173 and SCP-049.

Random map generation coming soon.

site86.ddns.net

⚔️ MainMayhem – The best RPG server ⚔️ Minecraft server

1.16.5, Auto-donate, balance, Bosses, Community, Discord, Equipment, Events, Fights, Hosting, MainMayhem, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, mobs, Prizes, Quests, Rewards, RPG, Server, Unique, vk

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Emeralds Found:	3881
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you ready to dive into exciting adventures? On our server you will find unique mobs, powerful bosses and a friendly community always ready to help!

?What awaits you?

– Unique bosses and mobs: Fight original opponents that will bring new challenges!

– Unusual equipment: Craft powerful items with unique characteristics and create your own playstyle!

– Exciting quests: Explore the world, completing interesting missions and revealing its mysteries.

– Fair balance without donation: Players have an equal chance of success, without privileges for donors!

– Frequent events: Participate in competitions and events with unique prizes and rewards!

⭐ Why choose MainMayhem?

1. Epic fights! ⚔️

2. Unique equipment! ⛏

3. Friendly community! ❤️

4. Great hosting! ⚡

5. Fun mini-games! ☀️

Become a part of our amazing world! We are waiting for you at MainMayhem.ru!⚜️

(ℹ️) – Information:

(Discord): http://discord.gg/QZ8cuUbY93

(VK): https://vk.com/mayhemminecraft

(⚕) – Auto-donate: https://mainmayhem.easydonate.ru

(IP) – IP: MainMayhem.ru

(♨️) – Version: 1.16.5

MainMayhem.ru

Korean Emoji Minecraft Server

asian, Asian culture, cultural appropriation, cultural identity, cultural perception, cultural stereotype, discrimination, Diversity, emoji, emoji use, ethnicity, Identity, internet culture, Korean, korean culture, Minecraft, racial bias, racial profiling, representation, Server, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of being left out of the emoji game just because you’re not Korean? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome ALL Asians, not just the ones with the cool emojis. Join us and show off your building skills while also proving that emojis are for everyone, not just a select few. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret emoji dungeon hidden somewhere in the server where only the bravest players can find the elusive “🤪” emoji. Will you be the one to discover its location and claim it as your own? Join now and let the emoji madness begin! 🤣🏯🤪

Frieren’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

adult content, Adventure, desire, Epic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, frieren, Frierens, kink, left nut, longing, Lust, M+Futa+F, Methode, Minecraft, Participation, Roleplay, sexual exploration, smp, taboo, temptation, Threesome, Unconventional

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a chance to participate in crazy antics like hunting down rare mythical creatures, building insane rollercoasters that defy the laws of physics, and even engaging in some scandalous activities with our resident NPCs Methode and Frieren.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamond blocks and enchanted gear. And who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

MineCraft Mayhem – Gaming Server

angband, cataclysm dda, caves of qud, dcss, depths of endor, dungeon rpg, game pasta, Gaming, MAYHEM, Minecraft, once upon a dungeon ii, online account, Overworld, rift wizard 2, rogue-fp, roguelike, roguelike archive, roguelike general, roguelike servers, Server, Shadowed, steam sky, terra randoma

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5194	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the world with their wisdom and woolly charm.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself guards the biggest loot of them all.

3. Our server is powered by the tears of griefers, so if you ever feel like causing chaos, just know that your tears will only make us stronger.

4. We have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a bat or breathe underwater like a fish? We’ve got you covered.

5. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of heart to enter. Are you brave enough to pass the test?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun).

Kamala Crashing Hard Minecraft SMP

Biden administration, Biden memes, Biden presidency, Crashing, democratic party, HARD, humor, joe biden, kamala, Kamala Biden dynamic, Kamala crashing, Kamala drop, kamala harris, Kamala Harris memes, Kamala jokes, Mamala sisters, Minecraft, political commentary, political humor, political memes, Political satire, Presidential election, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make Kamala Harris look like she’s still running for president! We’ve got drops so intense, you’ll be questioning reality and wondering when the madness will end. And don’t even get me started on our secret Mamala-sisters roping event – it’s the stuff of legends! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Symbolic Sincerity Minecraft Server

Anonymity, Authenticity, catfishing, Communication, cybersecurity, Deception, Digital World, identity theft, internet, Lies, Minecraft, online interactions, online safety, relationships, Screen, Server, sincerity, social media, Symbolic, symbols, Technology, Trust, virtual reality

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Tired of dealing with LLMs (Llama-Loving Miscreants) on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the only place where you can guarantee you’re not chatting with a sneaky llama in disguise. We’ve got a strict no-llama policy in place to ensure a llama-free gaming experience.

Join us and escape the web of lies that other servers have woven. Our community is filled with genuine players who are just looking to have a good time without any llama-related drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So if you’ve ever wanted to build alongside aquatic creatures, now’s your chance!

Don’t get caught up in the deceitful world of online gaming. Join our server and experience true sincerity in the form of blocky adventures and dolphin-led construction projects. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast with our dolphin overlords in the virtual realm?

Where Should I Get My Thanksgiving Dinner This Year Minecraft SMP

catering services, culinary choices, delicious dishes, dining out, dining recommendations, Dinner, family gathering, festive dining, festive meals, Holiday Celebrations, holiday meal, local eateries, meal planning, Minecraft, restaurant options, seasonal menu, smp, special occasion, takeout options, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving dinner, Thanksgiving feast, Traditional meal, turkey feast, year

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Thanksgiving dinners with your family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast like no other! Join us for a Thanksgiving extravaganza where you can hunt down turkeys, gather potatoes, and even fish for pumpkin pie!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been transformed into a giant turkey boss that drops epic loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden cornucopia filled with rare items and treasures.

So forget about traditional dinners and boring family conversations, come join us for a Thanksgiving celebration that will leave you stuffed with laughter and adventure!

Cool Krillin Minecraft Server

Ability, Anime, Bravery, Character, Cool, determination, dragon ball, Fighting, genetic peak, good cause, Hero, Krillin, Minecraft, perseverance, sacrifice, Server, skill, strength, strongest human, Support

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Votes:	8992	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	60
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your genetic peak and fight among the best? Look no further than our server, where we have the world’s strongest human as a player! He may have been born with weaknesses, but he ignores them and is determined to fight for a good cause. Join us for epic battles and outrageous adventures – because coolness is all about character, not just ability or skill!

Amelia Watson and Dooby Minecraft SMP Fan Club

adorable, Amelia, Amelia Watson, appreciation thread, club, cute, Dooby, dorky, Fan, fan community, Gaming, gaming streamer, hololive, Japanese entertainment, Kawaii, Livestream, Minecraft, online personality, smp, virtual avatar, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Watson, wonderful angel

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	1772	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Amelia Watson and Dooby appreciation. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky, wonderful angel?

Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with incredible luck in finding diamonds. Amelia Watson herself will guide you to the richest mines and Dooby will protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But that’s not all – we’ve heard whispers that Amelia and Dooby have secret bases filled with rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Join now and you might just stumble upon their hidden treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and bask in the glory of Amelia Watson and Dooby. It’s going to be a Minecraft journey like no other!