slampig – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Creeper’s Cove: Where OccultSlxts Unite!
Archive, b.., characteristically, Cove, CREEPERS, FACELESS, GOTH, goth shit, HUGE, ideal, locate, lost media, massive ass, MONEY, OccultSlxt, OccultSlxts, of, pale tits, photos, slampig, sluts in Adelaide, talcum powder, twitter, unite
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue.
Imagine a world where cows have OnlyFans accounts and gothic slampigs roam the lands. Our server is like no other, with faceless creatures sporting huge pale tits and massive asses. It’s like a twisted fairy tale come to life!
We even have lost media to uncover, like lost photos of “sluts in Adelaide” that may never be found again. Who knows what other secrets lie hidden in the depths of our server?
So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

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New Server IP
BlockBrawl Minecraft Server
adoption, Apology, Appearance, BlockBrawl, body image, Boundaries, bullying, classmates, Confidence, Conflict, defending myself, family, Insecurity, insults, jokes, Minecraft, Mother, sarcasm, self defense, self esteem, Server, teasing, Tension
Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we encourage epic comebacks and savage roasts! Just like the time when a player insulted another player’s mom, only to find out he was actually adopted! Talk about a plot twist! Join us for a hilarious and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of crazy drama will unfold next? Don’t be a noob, join our server now and bring your best insults with you!

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New Server IP
FamilyDramaCraft
Babysitting, bil, Birthday, Boyfriend, Cheating, DATING, DAUGHTER, deceased mom, Drama, egoistic, family, family gathering, FamilyDramaCraft, insensitive, love, MARRIED, relationship, second dad, Single dad, sister, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE
Hey there gamers!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make your real-life family drama seem like a walk in the park.
We’ve got players with more baggage than a lost luggage department at the airport. From cheating dads to traumatized babysitters, our community is full of colorful characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds, heated arguments, and passive-aggressive comments while trying to build the ultimate Minecraft empire. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server to keep you on the edge of your seat?
So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to leave your drama at the door (or bring it with you, we won’t judge). See you in the game!

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New Server IP
SMP_H8_SocialMedia
addiction, Algorithms, ANNOYING, comparison, cyberbullying, data mining, echo chambers, fake news, filter bubbles, hate, mental health, Misinformation, online harassment, privacy concerns, SMP_H8_SocialMedia, social media, sponsored content, superficial, time consuming, Trolls, validation seeking
Yo, listen up fam! If you’re tired of all the drama and fake news on social media, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP! We got cows that can do the cha-cha, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers that sell you potions to make you fly like a majestic chicken. Plus, our server is protected by a magical rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots rainbows out of its butt. So come join us and escape the madness of social media, where the only drama you’ll find is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal fridge. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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New Server IP
SubredditHateCraft
Community, controversial, controversial opinions, dislike, DIVISIVE, internet, internet culture, least favorite, most hated, NEGATIVE, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online hate, online platform, polarizing, social media, subreddit, SubredditHateCraft, TOXIC, unpopular, virtual community
Are you tired of being on the most hated subreddit? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll hate is having to log off! We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds that rain from the sky (just watch out for falling anvils)! Join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (unless you need to eat or sleep, but who needs those anyway?) So say goodbye to the most hated subreddit and hello to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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New Server IP
Wintermine Survival
Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival
Are you looking for a new server? Look no further—this is the place for you! Many people call this server home because of the friendly and welcoming environment we’ve created. Our community is tight-knit, with many members forming lasting friendships on Discord. This server is all about building bonds!
We have a zero-tolerance policy for harassment, abuse, or bigotry, so you can feel safe and respected here.
Some of our most popular features include:
MCMMO Player-run shops Ranks Protected lands
Plus, we have custom developers who create unique and exciting features exclusively for our server. Everything is designed to work seamlessly to enhance your experience.
We’d love for you to join us and become part of this amazing community!
mc.wintermine.net

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New Server IP
Natures Embrace
adventurers, armour progression, Bosses, building, Cooking, custom content, Custom Mobs, custom server, Custom terrain, Economy, Farming, Keep Inventory, Minecraft, multiplayer, nature’s embrace, PvE, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, tool progression, weapon progression, Whitelist
1.21.1 – WHITELIST IS ENABLED FOR NOW – Natures Embrace aims to provide an experience for each type of Minecraft player – all on one server! For those that enjoy the cosy life of cooking, farming and building homes, we have custom content just for you! Keep Inventory is ON so you can play as you like! And as for the adventurers – we have custom terrain, bosses, custom mobs, skills, a grindy weapon, tool and armour progression system AND TONS MORE! Come check us out <3
play.natures-embrace.net

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New Server IP

HearthCraft

Economy, experiences, Experts, Griefing, Hate Speech, HearthCraft, java, Land claiming, leaderboard, Map, Marriage plugin, Minecraft, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Playtime, Random teleport, Resources, Server, smp, Store

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Description	HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018.
Features	The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. No pay-to-win paid perks Resource worlds (resets monthly) Live map Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up system based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land claiming Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. Marriage plugin /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with various categories
Technical	Backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia Uses Purpur Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback Difficulty = Hard Main world is 90,000 x 90,000. All other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000.
Details	Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules IP: play.hearthcraft.net Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, there is a zero-tolerance policy for griefing on HearthCraft.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft prides itself on having a 0% pay-to-win store.

Q: How often are resource worlds reset?

A: Resource worlds are reset monthly on HearthCraft.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: The server uses plugins such as mcMMO, CoreProtect, Purpur, and more.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed but there is a strict no hate speech policy in place.

Frozen Frostbite Land 1.20
cold weather, Disaster, emergency, explode, five minutes, FREEZE, Frostbite, frozen, Frustration, Heat, Heating, home, House, Land, maintenance, pipes, Plumbing, Problem, Ran, Repair, stress, Too cold, Winter
Join our Minecraft server because our virtual pipes will never freeze and cause your virtual house to explode! No need to worry about heat running for five minutes just to make a post, our server is always warm and cozy. Plus, we have virtual plumbers on standby 24/7 to fix any leaks or bursts. Don’t risk a Minecraft disaster, join us now for a piping hot time!

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New Server IP
NoHoldingMySonBob
abusive behavior, anger management, Boundaries, child development, child rearing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, in-laws, NoHoldingMySonBob, parenting, Parenting styles, personal choices, physical violence, Respect, support system, Trust
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and temper tantrums in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have fun without any crazy in-laws causing chaos!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you how to parent your virtual blocky baby. Hold them as much as you want, name them whatever you please (even if it’s “fatty” or “cry baby”), and never fear the wrath of a wall-punching FIL demanding to hold your pixelated offspring.
With no real-life consequences for your in-game actions, you can let loose and build your dream world without anyone judging your parenting skills. Join us now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring them along for a virtual beatdown (in-game, of course)!

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New Server IP
DreamStopper Minecraft SMP
achieving, AMBITION, BELIEF, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamStopper, fear, Focus, goals, hard work, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, procrastination, self-doubt, smp, success, Visualization
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and dancing pandas. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant mutant chickens. It’s like a mix between a rave party and a medieval warzone.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret club where all the creepers hang out and tell jokes. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with more explosions. And if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Who wouldn’t want that?
So what’s stopping you from achieving your dream of becoming the ultimate Minecraft master? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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