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StrikeCraft: Hotel Havoc

British, Conflict, east Ukraine, Europe, Havoc, Hotel, Incident, International, Journalism, Killed, man, Media, News, reporter, Reuters staff, strike, StrikeCraft, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Animals Bred:	117
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have british mans getting killed by strikes in ukraine but dont worry we have respawn so you can keep playing and building your epic base! join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay experience ever! plus, our admins are actually unicorns who grant wishes so you can have unlimited diamonds and build the most epic castle ever! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now!

Vanilla Ice meets Factions on Valdria, no square roots or curly fries allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, Battles, Builder, Challenges, Community, Curly, Discord, Empire, Events, Explorer, Factions, Friends, Fries, Ice, meets, Modded, PvP, Rewards, Roots, Square, Staff, Survival, Tournaments, Valdria, Vanilla, warrior

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Valdria Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Factions Plugin	Team up, build your empire, and dominate the land in epic faction battles
Survival/PvP	Enjoy the thrill of survival with the excitement of PvP combat
Active Community	Meet new friends, join forces, and conquer challenges together
Events & Tournaments	Participate in regular events and tournaments to showcase your skills and win awesome rewards
Dedicated Staff	Helpful and dedicated staff to ensure you have the best experience

Join Valdria today and embark on an adventure like no other! https://discord.gg/aZdJXaMPxq

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Valdria server?

A: To join the server, you can use the IP address provided in the server information.

Q: Can I play on Valdria with friends?

A: Yes, you can team up with friends and create factions to dominate the land together.

Q: Are there rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are server rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. Be sure to read and follow the rules to avoid any issues.

IsekaiCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Authorship, creativity, escapism, FANTASY, imagination, internet, Isekai genre, IsekaiCraft, light novels, Links, Main character, Minecraft, Novel writing, parallel universe, Reincarnation, self insert, Server, Stories, Vast World, virtual reality, Writing

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest Isekai fantasies! Imagine being the main character in your very own Light Novel, battling monsters and saving kingdoms all while building epic structures in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join us and experience the thrill of posting links to your stories online, knowing that one day you will be transported to your own Isekai world when you die. Who needs a boring afterlife when you can have your very own adventure-filled realm to explore?

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and see where your imagination takes you. Who knows, you might just become the hero of your own story in our fantastical Minecraft server!

Highway40Pickaxe in the Minecraft SMP

Adventure, American, americana, big truck, Country Lifestyle, country music, country roads, Cruising, Driving, highway cruising, highway forty, Highway40Pickaxe, Minecraft, on the road again, pick up truck, road trip, road trip playlist, Rural, smp, Southern, travel, truck driver, trucker

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Potions Brewed:	63	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, saddle up and join our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time!

Picture this: you’re cruising down the digital highway in your pixelated pick-up truck, blasting some tunes and dodging creepers left and right. But watch out for the bandit players who will try to steal your diamonds and TNT your base!

Join us for epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a rodeo with pigs and llamas (don’t ask how we got them to participate). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Ranch, where the clucks are loud and the feathers are flyin’!

So grab your saddle, put on your cowboy hat, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Yeehaw!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

advice, BETRAYAL, BlockyLove, Boundaries, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, Guilt, hurt, Infidelity, love, Manipulation, Minecraft, moving on, parenting, relationship, self worth, Server, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of romance (in-game, of course).

Forget about that cheating partner of yours, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating on is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty elytra. Build a castle fit for a king, mine for diamonds like a pro, and team up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon in style.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into thinking you’re the one at fault – on our server, the only thing you’ll be feeling is pure joy and excitement as you explore new realms and conquer new challenges. So come join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant statue of a chicken. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with relationship woes!

CraftyCoworkerConundrum

Boundaries, Communication Issues, coworker drama, coworker relationships, CraftyCoworkerConundrum, ex boyfriend, flirting accusations, friend zone, leading someone on, Miscommunication., personal boundaries, professional behavior, social cues, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances, work drama, work friendships, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like the ones in this wild workplace story.

Imagine mining for diamonds while dealing with coworkers who think they know your love life better than you do. Will you be accused of leading someone on just for being friendly? Will you have to navigate awkward situations like someone trying to “rescue” you from a conversation that you’re actually perfectly fine with? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages from coworkers who think they have a say in your relationships. Will you be labeled as an asshole for simply being yourself? Will you have to defend your actions to people who should really just mind their own business? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a workplace full of gossip and misunderstandings, join us now! Who knew virtual mining could come with so much virtual drama?

NSFWNoobMistakesMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, Experience, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, NSFW, NSFWNoobMistakesMinecraftSMP, Pleasure, Practice, Preparation, regrets, satisfaction, Self Discovery, sexual acts, taboo, Technique

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! And that’s not all – our server is home to the most outrageous parties where players compete in dance-offs to win rare loot and show off their best blocky dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to practice NSFW acts in Minecraft? Well, on our server, anything goes! From building giant phallic structures to engaging in pixelated pillow fights, you’ll never run out of ways to spice up your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft you never knew existed.

SkillzCraft: WishfulThinking

Ability, AMBITION, Aptitude, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, Expertise, Goal, longing, personal development, Potential, proficiency, self growth, self improvement, skill, SkillzCraft, talent, talent acquisition, wish, WishfulThinking, yearning

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Do you ever wish you had the power to summon an army of chickens to do your bidding? Or maybe the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of the mystical arts of Minecraft. Build towering castles out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle dragons with nothing but a carrot in hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Find and tame this majestic beast to unlock untold riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Minecraft wizard! Who needs real-world skills when you can have all this craziness in the virtual world?

PixelWars: DroneStrike!

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, Defense, drone attack, DroneStrike, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, missile attack, PixelWars, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	62
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN A RUSSIAN DRONE ATTACK!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT MAKE UKRAINE LOOK LIKE A PICNIC, AND OUR PVP BATTLES ARE MORE INTENSE THAN A WAR ZONE.

JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CHAOS REIGNS AND DEATH IS A DAILY OCCURRENCE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!

VaxCraft: Keep Your Sanity!

coronavirus, Covid-19, Development, Difficulties, health, Illness, incidence, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, mental illness, mitigation, pandemic, Prevention, research, Risk, sanity, statistics, study, unvaccinated, vaccination, vaccine, VaxCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Buildings Constructed:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never catch covid-19 in the game! our virtual world is vaccinated and protected from all viruses, including the dreaded herobrine virus!

unvaccinated players beware, for if you catch covid-19 in the game, you may experience brain damage and start building houses out of dirt blocks! but fear not, our vaccinated players are immune to such madness and can continue to mine diamonds in peace.

so join us now and protect your mental health by getting vaccinated in our minecraft world! who knew that getting a shot could be so fun and prevent you from turning into a zombie villager!