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Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Potions Brewed:	150	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	1387	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

MemoryMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHeartbreak

BlockyHeartbreak, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, compatibility, emotional baggage, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, starting over, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

chief, clarification, denial, deputy, Good, health, international relations, iran, Iran news, Iranian military, Iranian politics, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, Misinformation, missing, News, Quds Force, QudsCraft, Rumors, SECURITY, speculation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	5078	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3

so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

Pixel Cam Co.

Business, cam, Camera, companies, company use, Consumer, corporate, data collection, devices, Digital, Future, innovation, Internet of Things, market trends, Marketing, PIXEL, privacy, product development, SECURITY, Smart Devices, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	300	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

bio, biotechnology, Boosted, cancer immunotherapy, cancer treatment, clinical trials, enhance effects, genetic modification, Genetically engineered bacteria, GPS, immune responses, immune system, Immunotherapy treatment, live bacteria, medical science, oncology, Precision medicine, research, study, Therapeutic approach, tumor, Tumor GPS, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

BagCraft – Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Server, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with insane challenges and outrageous events that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join our server for the chance to battle the legendary Perorodzilla in an indoors showdown that will test your skills like never before. Or team up with your friends to take on the Fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible (until you’re not).

But that’s not all! We’ve got 2x lessons, scrimmages, commissions, and normals to keep you busy and leveling up like a pro. Plus, our banners feature characters like Umika, Tsubaki, and Izuna who are ready to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

bathroom humor, dirty job, dirty work, Employee, employment, FACTORY, factory job, factory jokes, funny, funny job, gross job, humor, Job, job jokes, Minecraft, Poop, poop factory, poop jokes, smelly job, smelly work, smp, stinky job, work, work humor, work jokes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

CraftyCouple, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family photos, family traditions, guest list, Minecraft, plus one, seating arrangements, Server, sibling relationships, table arrangements, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette for guests, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding planning stress, wedding planning tips, wedding seating

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1670	Towns Built:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!