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slamfucked Minecraft Servers

  • Hiccup Holders Anonymous

    Hiccup Holders Anonymous
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 6680
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Crops Grown: 8747
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 224 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing top hats. the player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the treasure. true story, bro. so come on over and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but who’s counting?). see you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoatZone Reborn

    GoatZone Reborn
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 250
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Votes: 7713
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Ores Mined: 4791 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Farms Harvested: 501

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cobblemon SMP Overview

    Features Description
    Cobblemon Mod Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
    Social Gameplay Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
    Global Trade System (GTS) Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
    100% Free Battlepass Earn experience for battling and catching Cobblemon to level up your Battlepass and receive rewards!
    Community-Focused Events From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening.
    In game proximity voice chat Optional voice chat to easily communicate with players around you.
    Custom Modpack Vanilla+ style modpack for an enhanced experience.
    Aether Mod Explore a new heavenly dimension opposite to the Nether.
    Unique Player Loot Unique loot generated for each player when opening chests.
    Serene Seasons Mod Experience various seasons as you play, keeping the world feeling alive.
    Active Discord server Stay connected with the community through our Discord server.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?

    A: You can join us by clicking here and following the instructions.

    Q: Is the Cobblemon Mod the main focus of the server?

    A: Yes, the Cobblemon Mod is a key feature of our server, blending Pokémon elements with the world of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any in-game events or activities for players to participate in?

    A: We regularly host community-focused events such as tournaments, easter eggs, and legendary occurrences for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) that allows players to trade seamlessly with others, even when they’re offline.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eternal Crafters 1.20.2

    Eternal Crafters 1.20.2
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 894
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Dimension Hops: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey, you! Yeah, you with the diamond armor and enchanted sword! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our server and show off your wealth by donating a minimum of $50 to help rebuild mansions for millionaires affected by fires in California. Not only will you be helping out those in need, but you’ll also be proving that you have a heart of gold and are a compassionate soul (or at least pretending to be).

    But wait, there’s more! Your donation may not all go directly to the victims, but that’s okay because it’ll also be going to companies and individuals in control of the state. Because who needs to help people directly when you can just throw money at the problem, am I right?

    So come on down to our server, where you can show off your wealth, pretend to care about others, and maybe even make a difference (but probably not). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1916
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Votes: 4036 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being accused of dating your cousin’s friends just because you’re a girl? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your gender or who you play with! We welcome all players, no matter who you are or who you’re related to. Plus, we have a strict “no creep” policy, so you can game in peace without any panic attacks. Join now and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Momma’s Money Limit

    Momma’s Money Limit
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 4112
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law’s spending habits on witchcraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the only currency is diamond blocks and the only magic is the magic of building epic structures!

    Our server is so wild, it makes your family drama look like a tame sitcom. From players pretending to be broke to get freebies to epic parties that require donations to attend, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you for money for witchcraft – unless you want to pay for a potion of invisibility, of course!

    Join now and experience the thrill of sending virtual money to your virtual family members who are too lazy to work. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a long-lost cousin who needs a loan to start a virtual business that will never take off!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP_MindVsBody: Mental or Physical? 🤔

    SMP_MindVsBody: Mental or Physical? 🤔
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 8340
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server everrrrr. Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars.

    But wait, there’s more! The spawn town is actually a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    So, like, back to the question. Mental illness or physical illness? Ummmm, definitely physical illness because like, if you have a broken leg, you can just slap a bandage on it and keep mining for diamonds. But if you have a mental illness, you might start seeing Steve as a talking sheep or something. And that’s just not cool, man.

    Join this server now and let’s build the most epic castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks! YOLO, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rulebreaker’s Realm

    Rulebreaker’s Realm
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 6016
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where rules are meant to be broken! We encourage all players to break the rules in the most outrageous ways possible because why not?

    One of our favorite rules to break is building structures taller than the sky limit. We believe that the sky’s the limit, quite literally, and we encourage players to defy gravity and build towering skyscrapers that reach the heavens. Who needs rules when you can reach for the stars?

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal potion brewing and enchanting. Who needs to follow the rules of the land when you can brew potions that turn you into a flying pig or enchant your sword to shoot fireballs?

    So come join our server and break all the rules in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get up to in our crazy world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftIKEABoom

    MineCraftIKEABoom
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 4566
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Falling into the Void: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server, where we have anti-tank mines hidden in every corner just waiting to explode! our polish general got fired for missing them, but you can come and try your luck! watch out for those sneaky mines in the IKEA section, they’ll blow your mind (literally)! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tsundere Allies United

    Tsundere Allies United
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7199
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol, come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic tsundere love story between USA and UK but with blocks and creepers! build your own tsundere base and declare war on each other only to end up being besties in the end. who needs history books when you can live it in minecraft, amirite? join now for the ultimate tsundere experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Crafty Table

    The Crafty Table
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 5793
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Runes Activated: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 236 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    About TCT:

    IP: thecraftytable.com

    Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

    We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

    Our plugins:

    Plugins
    Lands
    Shop
    Worldguard
    Multiverse
    Chat feelings
    Gsit
    Dynmap
    BlazeandCaves Advancements

    What makes us unique?

    One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

    We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

    We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

    Key links:

    TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What type of server is TCT? TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world.
    What plugins does TCT use? TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience.
    How does the community influence TCT? TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.
    Are there any special events on TCT? TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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