| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1573 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3995 |
Emerald Valley Vanilla server 1.21
51.210.221.83:3161
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4196 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7688 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Farms Harvested: | 546 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground Bitcoin mine where players can earn virtual cryptocurrency while they play. Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the world. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those llamas…they mean business.
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5338 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7447 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6924 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our upcoming stream involves SC Reading on Tuesday 11/12 @9PM ET, where we dive into the craziest stories and memes from our community? Or maybe you’re interested in our previous stream where we watched a video of a cat trying to play Minecraft – pure comedy gold!
But wait, there’s more! We have a 1st original song called BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t even get me started on our 3D debut that had us all rolling on the floor laughing!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft dance party with our hilarious community members. See you there!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3516 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 294670 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Join us if you’ve never cared for Meadow’s love life, because here, we’ve got llamas getting married, villagers starting a gossip club, and creepers trying to find their soulmates (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where Endermen show off their sick dance moves, and the Nether is basically a hot mess of piglins throwing wild parties with gold nuggets as currency.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a soap opera on steroids, come join us and prepare for a wild ride! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two.
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1521 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5572 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Tyler and Snowi are a dynamic duo of content creators known for their engaging videos on social media platforms. With a passion for travel, adventure, and positivity, they document their adventures around the world, inspiring others to embrace new experiences and live life to the fullest. Together, they bring a unique blend of humor, creativity, and authenticity to their content, earning them a dedicated following of fans and followers.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6595 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Join us and witness the epic battles, dramatic storylines, and jaw-dropping builds created by our diverse and talented players. Say goodbye to the bro-y world of ball games and call of duty, and say hello to a new era of gaming where women and LGBTQ+ gamers reign supreme.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the revolution. Who knows, you might even discover your inner warrior princess or fabulous queen along the way!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7263 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Animals Bred: | 80 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5790 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 59 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen, daring adventures in the Nether, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy or two along the way.
So why didn’t Dems steal it? Because they knew they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6119 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 75 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with chuds who can’t make up their minds about trans girls. One minute they’re sliding into their DMs, and the next they’re spewing transphobic nonsense. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion, but hey, at least it’s never boring!
So if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hot and fresh daily, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our SMP, anything can happen – even chuds jacking off to trans girls one minute and being transphobic the next. It’s a wild world out there, folks!
