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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Farms Harvested:	197
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchantments Applied:	154
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	5

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Animals Bred:	36

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Potions Brewed:	103	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Farms Harvested:	377
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	92	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Love Letters Sent:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Zombie Dances:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	8563	Chimeras Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	573
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!