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The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"

Awards, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, CREW, criticism, debate, deserving, discussion, football, gtAll, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, player, Potential, quotVinicius, recognition, smp, Soccer, sports, talent, Threads, vinicius, Voting, winning…quot

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	157	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magic Items Found:	5135

Are you tired of seeing Vinicius not winning the Ballon D’or? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where Vinicius wins the Ballon D’or every year! That’s right, our server is blessed with magical powers that ensure Vinicius is always the top player in the world of Minecraft football. Join now and witness the epic saga of Vinicius dominating the competition and taking home the prestigious award every season. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today and be a part of the Ballon D’or legend!

Jesus Mason Minecraft Server

Ancient mysteries, Christianity, Conspiracy Theory, divine wisdom, esoteric teachings, FREEMASON, historical figure, Jesus, Jesus Christ, mason, masonic symbolism, Minecraft, political implications, Politics, Religion, religious beliefs, religious history, sacred geometry, secret knowledge, secret society, Server, spirituality, Symbolism

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new kind of political system – where the pigs are the rulers and the chickens are the diplomats! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can run for office as a block of dirt and pass laws that require everyone to wear pumpkin helmets at all times. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft?! Join now and experience the most absurd political landscape you’ve ever seen!

Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

Board, dump the price, Escape, Internets, lmao, lol, Minecraft, Quietest, quietest board, Shill, shilling, sidelined, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.

What are Minecraft servers like SamMc ?

advertising, begging, Chat Rules, community guidelines, Cursing, Economy, Griefing, HACKING, minecraft community, multiplayer server, no-griefing policy, online etiquette, online gaming, player interactions, racism, Respect, respectful community, rules, Server, Server Moderation, Spamming, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	574412	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Potions Brewed:	146	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Some similar Minecraft servers to SamMc include: 1. Mineplex – Known for its large player base and diverse range of mini-games, Mineplex offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay options. 2. Hypixel – Renowned for its custom minigames and unique quests, Hypixel is a popular choice for players seeking a dynamic and engaging server experience. 3. The Hive – With its focus on competitive gameplay and fast-paced action, The Hive attracts players looking for intense PvP battles and challenging obstacles. 4. CubeCraft – Featuring a variety of mini-games and creative building modes, CubeCraft appeals to players seeking both competitive and relaxed gaming experiences. 5. Lifeboat Network – Known for its survival games and role-playing servers, Lifeboat Network offers a wide range of gameplay options for players of all interests.

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ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla, width

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

alien insects, co-op, contested planets, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, information resources, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, Third-person Shooter, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Warbond

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	576	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6908
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we have reimagined the game as a crutches edition! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, now you’ll be fighting off creepers and zombies with crutches!

Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!

Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw weapon, Character development, dark fantasy, demon hunter, devil contracts, fan favorite, Hero, hit series, Intense battles, man, Manga, manga protagonist, Minecraft, must-read, Popular, Protagonist, shonen jump, smp, Supernatural powers, unique powers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Items Found:	8352	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Meet our hero and the titular protagonist of the hit series Chainsaw Man, but in Minecraft form! Join our wacky SMP where instead of chopping down trees with an axe, you use a chainsaw like a true lumberjack extraordinaire!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?

Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!

Mom’s MineCraft Server

close-knit family, family bond, maternal connection, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter bond strength, mother-daughter closeness, mother-daughter communication, mother-daughter connection, mother-daughter friendship, mother-daughter love, mother-daughter relationship, mother-daughter relationship closeness, mother-daughter relationship dynamics, mother-daughter relationship impact, mother-daughter relationship importance, mother-daughter relationship significance, mother-daughter support, mother-daughter trust, mother-daughter understanding, motherly love, Server, strong mother-daughter bond

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you and your mom like two peas in a pod? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can team up with your mom and take on the virtual world together! Build epic structures, battle fearsome mobs, and show everyone that mother-son/daughter duos are the ultimate power team in the gaming universe. Join now and make your mom proud by dominating the leaderboards with your unbeatable teamwork!

Plane Ticket Minecraft SMP Send Her Back

citizenship, Cross-cultural, Cultural differences, Decision making, deportation, expatriate, family, foreign country, HOMELAND, immigration, India, international travel, long distance journey, Minecraft, plane, plane ticket, Relocation, repatriation, return journey, Send, send her back, smp, ticket, travel, Visa

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

KinniCraft – The Beefy Minecraft Server

Beefy, Chaos, Character, EYES, Great III, japanese fans, Kevin Mask, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, Mantaro, Minecraft, next generation, Server, speculation, Terry the Kid, Terryman, Ultimate Tag arc

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos begins! Join now and become the new Great III of the Minecraft world.

Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!