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DespAttentionMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you crave the spotlight and want to be the center of attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for attention seekers like you!

Join our server and become the ultimate drama queen or king. Start fake feuds with other players, spread wild rumors about secret treasure hunts, or even fake your own death for some extra sympathy points. The possibilities are endless when it comes to seeking attention on our server.

But be warned, the competition for attention is fierce. You’ll have to outdo your fellow players with even crazier stunts and antics to truly stand out. So, if you’re ready to do whatever it takes to be the center of attention, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the drama begin!

GiftCrafters

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Have you ever received a gift so epic that it made you want to build a monument to it in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we give out gifts so amazing that you’ll be building shrines to them in no time! From diamond armor to enchanted weapons, our loot crates are filled with goodies that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical egg that can spawn any mob you desire. Just imagine the chaos you could unleash with an army of creepers at your command!

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and a note from Notch himself, congratulating you on your epic loot. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. See you in the game!

LiarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only lying allowed is when you tell your friends you totally didn’t steal their diamonds! we’re like the welsh government but way cooler because we actually follow through on our promises. our legislation is so groundbreaking, even herobrine is shaking in his pixelated boots. join us before the next senedd elections in 2026 and experience the thrill of a truly honest and transparent minecraft community. plus, we have free cake every friday! don’t miss out, join now!

CraftyAirportFun

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come join our minecraft server where we reenact this epic airport brawl every day! watch as players kick each other in the head just like in the video! gmp officers are here to keep the peace and make sure everyone has a good time! join now for a wild and crazy experience you won’t find anywhere else!

NeverSayNeverCraft

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so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in minecraft, like ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret.

first of all, we have unicorns. yes, you heard that right. unicorns. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. how cool is that?

secondly, we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, because there are also giant spiders down there that will try to eat you. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, that’s right. a freakin’ dragon.

so, if you’re looking for a place where you can ride unicorns, battle giant spiders, and fly on a dragon, then this is the server for you. join now and let the adventure begin!

BarkCraft: Methane-Free Zone!

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so like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and BAM, u find out that tree bark is like, saving the planet from global warming and stuff. like, who knew that those pixelated trees were the real MVPs, amirite? come join us and help save the world, one block at a time. plus, we have like, talking cows and flying pigs. it’s a real party up in here. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!

GangyGangy

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This server is brand new and open to everyone. Any amount of feedback would be apperciated for improvement towards the server. Thank you!

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V For Vanilla – Where the only thing sweeter than the game is our puns! 1.21 update, No Map Resets!

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Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

Brief Overview:

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use mods on the server?

No, we aim to keep the gameplay experience vanilla without any mods or plugins.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to engage in PvP and griefing is also allowed.

Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build wherever they like within the world border, there are no specific restrictions on building structures.

Is there a way to protect my items or base?

There are no specific protection plugins on the server, so players must rely on their skills to protect their items and bases.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and experience the vanilla gameplay with you.

RustyNailCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of forgetting about dangerous objects in your room because you’re too busy playing on a boring Minecraft server? Well, fear no more! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even notice the rusty nails lying around! Plus, our server is so exciting that you’ll never want to leave, even if it means risking stepping on that nail again. So come join us and leave your worries behind (except for the nail, maybe watch out for that).

PragueSMP – NoSufferingAllowed

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you definitely won’t suffer like you would in Prague! Why suffer in a beautiful city like Prague when you can join our server and have a blast?

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with your trusty pet chicken by your side. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to turn into a blocky superhero and save the world from evil mobs. Who needs Prague when you can be a Minecraft superhero?

So what are you waiting for? Leave Prague in the dust and come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	278	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	6729
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Farms Harvested:	545

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	5958
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1

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DespAttentionMinecraftSMP

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CraftyAirportFun

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NeverSayNeverCraft

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GangyGangy

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V For Vanilla – Where the only thing sweeter than the game is our puns! 1.21 update, No Map Resets!

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Brief Overview:

Server Info:

Server Rules:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use mods on the server?

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Is there a way to protect my items or base?

Can I invite friends to join the server?

RustyNailCraft Minecraft Server

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PragueSMP – NoSufferingAllowed

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Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	2840	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	523
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	720251	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Animals Bred:	132	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
New Chunks Explored:	286620	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4302