SlabCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

adult content, adult entertainment, arousal, blocky, bonanza, boys night, desire, EXCITEMENT, fantasies, Friends, guilty pleasure, Intimacy, Jerking, late night fun, naughty thoughts, NSFW, nudified, Pleasure, Server, socials, stimulation, stroking, temptation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Animals Bred:	186
Star Shards Collected:	54	Farms Harvested:	734
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

american culture, AMERICANS, capitalism, collide, cowboys, CREEPERS, Democracy, Diversity, foreign policy, freedom, global perspective, Hospitality, immigration, Individualism, influence, international relations, Lifestyle, media representation, melting pot, patriotism, perceptions, Stereotypes, VALUES, YeehawCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, Crafty, debut, Edition, explosions, fuwamoco, general, hololive, Land, Llamas, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, playlist, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, twitter, Unarchived Content, VN, VTL team, youtube channel

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	300
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	287
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

after school activities, banter, blocky, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, bully, Carefree, carefree days, childhood memories, feel, feeling, fun times, happy memories, Innocence, lego, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, playing outside, precious moments, quality time, Relaxation, sibling bonding, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepping, Youll

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

Blacked porn, burger, Confirmed, Damage assessed, IRan attack, madness, Minecraft, Negligible, nothing burger, Official IDF response, POSTPONED, racial sex shaming, turned back on

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! #FateGrandOrder #NA #General

Adventures, Campaign, collaboration event, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateCraft, FateGrandOrder, FGO, Floating Island of Innocents, Future Materials, Future Quartz, general, Hai Ba Trung, mats, Minecraft, News, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Stars, summon, Summoning Info, Water Monsters Crisis, Written

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	120
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a 5-star Servant on your first try? Look no further! Our server is like the Water Monsters Crisis, but with creepers instead of sea creatures. Join us on the Floating Island of Innocents, where innocence is quickly lost as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

Our server is so lit, it’s like doing a Rank Up Quest with your friends while dodging TNT explosions. Need materials for your next build? Our Material Lookup tool will help you find everything you need faster than you can say “gacha luck.” And don’t worry about running out of coins, our Coin Calculator will keep you rolling in the dough.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player with a diamond sword, run like you’re trying to escape a Berserker’s Noble Phantasm!

CraftyQueens: Where love blooms in pixelated blocks! Join now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Adventure, blocks, bloodline extinction, Blooms, CraftyQueens, hentai preference, Join, lack of attraction, love, Minecraft, personal choice, pixelated, romantic disinterest, SELF AWARENESS, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, societal pressures, VIRGINITY

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was so obsessed with hentai that they forgot what a real woman even looked like. They spent all their days building pixelated waifus in Minecraft, never once feeling the need for human interaction. But little did they know, on our server, they would find a community of like-minded individuals who shared their love for blocky babes.

Join us and build your own harem of Minecraft maidens, explore our custom-built hentai-themed worlds, and maybe even find love in the form of a pixelated princess. Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world of waifus waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your one true love in the form of a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

2024.., Aesthetics, Analysis, animation, Anime, art style, Builds, character design, close-up shot, critique, detail, Detailed, digital art, discussion, Evolution, expressive, faces, futuristic, Japanese culture, Minimalistic, pixelated, Technology, trends, Weeb’s

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	121	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mines Excavated:	2880
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

ai, Artificial Intelligence, BIMBOS, discussion, empowerment, feminism, feminism movement, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, objectification, Pandemonium, pixelated, sexism, Sluts, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Technology, Thread, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	2384
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

China, cold, cold war, ColdWarCraft, Competition, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, EASY, forecasting, Future, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Irrelevant, power dynamics, Predicting, predictions, prognostication, real, russia, speculation, Strategic, Superpowers, US, War, World Order

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Villages Defended:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!