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SudzhaCraft: Zelensky’s Revenge

Capture, Conflict, current affairs, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, News, Politics, Revenge, russia, Russian town, Sudzha, SudzhaCraft, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we conquer towns like zelensky conquers russian towns! we have captured the town of sudzha in kursk oblast and now we are unstoppable! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we take over the minecraft world one town at a time. plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

BrainCraftMC: ALS Edition

ALS, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, assistive technology, brain health, brain-computer interface, BrainCraftMC, Edition, healthcare innovation, Long Term Care, Longevity, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, Motor neuron disease, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroprosthetics, New England Journal of Medicine, patient care

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s liek the holy grail of minecraft servers. u can build ur own castle, ride a dragon, and even battle a giant chicken boss.

but wait, there’s more! our server has the longest lasting brain-computer interface for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. u can control ur character with ur mind, no need for pesky keyboards or mice. it’s the future, dude.

join us now and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

I need a herd of goats to create a sorta plain Jane whitelist server

Create, Goats, HERD, jane, Plain, Semi Vanilla, Server, sorta, survival factions Skyblock prison creative minigames economy PvP RPG roleplay factions towny skywars bedwars parkour custom adventure hardcore skygrid factions, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Theme	Vanilla+
Languages	Russian, English
Age	16 years old
Discord	kotokott

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
1. What is the server theme?	The server theme is Vanilla+, which means it is a slightly modified version of the vanilla Minecraft experience.
2. What languages do you speak?	I can speak both Russian and English.
3. How old are you?	I am 16 years old.
4. How can I join the Discord server?	You can join by using the username kotokott on Discord.

AthleteCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, active lifestyle, AthleteCraft, athletes, athletic performance, determination, discipline, Endurance, Exercising, Fast, FITNESS, health, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, physical strength, self improvement, Server, SPEED, sports, STRONG, Training, wellness

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Votes:	9896	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of your mom roasting you for not being as strong and fast as athletes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate virtual athlete! Run, jump, and mine your way to victory while proving your mom wrong in the most epic way possible. Who needs real exercise when you can just exercise your gaming skills instead? Join now and show your mom who’s boss!

GGamerGaterNick and the SMP Journalists – Minecraft SMP Edition

black niggerman, blackrock, bribes, Edition, ESG, far right nazis, game journalists, GamerGate, gamergate 2.0, gamergaters, gaming media, GGamerGaterNick, Jews, Journalists, left, Minecraft, Minorities, Nick, positive coverage, rat in the room, redditors of /v/, sexist incels, smp, sweet baby, toxic revisionists

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Alien Abductions:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, scandalous accusations, and epic battles against the evil forces of Sweet baby, blackrock, and ESG!

We’ve got a community of players who aren’t afraid to speak their minds, even if it means being called sexist incels, toxic revisionists, or far-right Nazis who hate minorities. And let’s not forget about GamerGate 1, GamerGate 2.0, and the never-ending quest to expose the rats in the room (literally and figuratively).

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server where anything can happen and where the jews in your gaming media can’t be trusted, then come on down to our SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, the left may try to bury us, but we’ll never stop fighting for the truth. See you in the game, redditors of /v/!

FridgeRageCraft

decor, decorating, decorations, distant, fancy baskets, Flowers, Food, FridgeRageCraft, fridgescaping, frustrating, hobby, intimacy-wise, jars, meticulous, ORGANIZED, quick bite, Relieving, stupid, trend, uninviting, vases

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a fridge that’s more decorated than a fancy art gallery? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where fridges are just fridges and not a canvas for your spouse’s artistic endeavors!

On our server, you can build your own fridge however you want – whether you prefer a minimalist approach or want to go all out with decorations, the choice is yours! No more vases blocking your access to the milk or fancy baskets hiding your snacks.

Plus, join now and receive a special bonus: a fridge decorating kit that includes virtual flowers, vases, and fancy jars to unleash your creativity in-game. Who needs a real fridge when you can have a virtual one that’s always organized to your liking?

Don’t let “fridgescaping” ruin your appetite or your relationships – join our server and build the fridge of your dreams today!

Anxie-Tea Minecraft SMP

AnxieTea, anxiety, aromatherapy, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, progressive muscle relaxation, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and skeletons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to chillax and forget about your anxiety! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more diamonds and less judgment.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. Need a break from the stress of real life? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough food to survive.

And if you’re still not convinced, let me tell you about the time our admin, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff just for the lols. Or how about the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its eyes? Yeah, we’re a little bit crazy, but that’s what makes our server so much fun!

So come join us and leave your anxiety at the door. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are?

CraftyCatchphrase

catchphrase, Character, comedy, CraftyCatchphrase, dialogue, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, LAUGH, Life, one liner, PUNCHLINE, quirky, script, series, Show, Sitcom, tagline, television, TV, Witty

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1526
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only catchphrase you need is “Creeper, oh man!” Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, mischievous skeletons, and more surprises than a surprise birthday party in a cave full of zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of rabid wolves. But instead of running away, they tamed the wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that player? They became a legend, known far and wide as the Wolf Whisperer of Minecraftia.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and every block you break brings you one step closer to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, when in doubt, just shout “Creeper, oh man!” and watch the magic happen.

VisaCraft Minecraft Server

ACADEMIC, academic exchange, AVOID, cultural exchange, foreign scholars, going home, higher education, immigration, immigration reform, international students, Minecraft, policy, Press, research, restrictions, Russian scholars, Server, student visas, study abroad, US, visa changes, VisaCraft, work visas

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	5310	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Potions Brewed:	103
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian scholars are pressin’ the US for visa changes just to avoid goin’ home! why deal with real life drama when you can escape to a virtual world full of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans? plus, you never know when a russian scholar might pop in and ask for your help in changin’ visas – talk about excitement! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen!

CyberPupz Deployed in Ukraine

Artificial Intelligence, autonomous robots, CyberPupz, defense systems, deployed, Dogs of War, military advancements, military deployment, military drones, military equipment, military innovation, Military operations, military robots, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, ROBOT, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9453
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have robot dogs of war fighting in ukraine for some reason lol. like, who even came up with that idea? but it’s totally awesome and you gotta see it to believe it. our robot dogs are equipped with laser eyes and rocket launchers, ready to take on any enemy that dares to challenge them.

not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic battle. we also have a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies to the minecraft gods for extra loot.

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of robot dogs, then maybe stay away. but seriously, why would you be scared of robot dogs? they’re awesome.