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Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	480
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

banter, Casual, Chatting, Community, Conversation, Friends, funny, greetings, humor, internet, lighthearted, Minecraft, morning, Off topic, off-topic discussion, ONLINE, playful, small talk, smp, socializing, Trolled, trolling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Buildings Constructed:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

blocktopia, Book, Hidden Gem, Impactful, learning, lessons, Life, life changing, life lesson, Movie, Overlooked, Underrated, underrated book, underrated film, underrated gem, underrated lesson, underrated media, underrated movie, underrated read, underrated story, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	1586
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9809	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	67
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Animals Bred:	153	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!