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TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7963	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	157480

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	2119
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchantments Applied:	146
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you hihhulis out there!

Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	5868	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	156	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!

So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Tao’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers are Cute and Villagers are Vicious!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Animals Bred:	73
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up. Our community is made up of the friendliest players you’ll ever meet, who will shower you with gifts and compliments as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cute Tao, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can catch Cute Tao, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’

Adulthood, career paths, economic challenges, FCKED, Financial Stability, Frustration, Full time work, Fun, Future, generational divide, growing up, housing crisis, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, Living at home, madness, MAYHEM, Millennials, Minecraft, parental support, school friends, society, Starting families, Struggle, unemployment

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of being surrounded by a bunch of adult babies who still live with their parents? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those losers behind in their childhood bedrooms. On our server, you can build your own virtual empire, start a family of pixelated pigs, and live out your wildest dreams without ever having to worry about real-life responsibilities. So say goodbye to the mama’s boys and daddy’s girls, and come join us for some epic adventures in the world of blocks and creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your old high school classmates whine about their rent-free living arrangements.