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ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Items Found:	3945	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Sick of villagers charging you an arm and a leg for basic supplies? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where everything is so cheap it’s practically free!

Join us and experience a world where iron golems moonlight as DJs at the local club, creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby, and the Ender Dragon has a side hustle selling potions on the black market.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of their trusty chicken steeds. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances at our weekly dance parties.

So why waste your time on boring, expensive servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world? Join us today and see for yourself why everyone is flocking to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MacronCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. for real, it’s like a magical land of awesomeness.

also, like, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke, it’s like a real life fairy tale up in here.

and, like, if you join, you get a free unicorn to ride around on. yeah, that’s right, a freaking unicorn. so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic adventure?

plus, like, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that’s worth, like, a million dollars. so if you’re into getting rich quick, this is the place to be.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, for realz.

CraftyUkrainianWarriors

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2951
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “we need weapons to fight bad guys”? well, america was all like, “no way, jose!” but then they were like, “okay, fine, u can have some weapons.” and now this ukrainian military unit is all decked out in american gear and ready to kick some butt.

but, like, here’s the twist: they’re not just fighting bad guys in real life, they’re also fighting bad guys in minecraft! that’s right, this ukrainian military unit has their own minecraft server where they battle it out with players from all over the world.

and let me tell u, it’s a wild ride. there are epic battles, crazy challenges, and even secret missions that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. plus, u get to play alongside real-life soldiers who know how to kick butt both on the battlefield and in the virtual world.

so, if u want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush and join a server like no other, then come on down to this ukrainian military unit’s minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

SinusCraft: Mouth Breathers Unite!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Items Found:	6164	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4660

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows into your face while you ride a rollercoaster made of cheese. why join? because we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and throw epic dance parties every night. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from griefers with their mad skills. and did i mention that our spawn point is a giant disco ball floating in the sky? yeah, you heard me right. so come on over and join the fun, unless you hate fun, in which case go eat a moldy potato.

ToxicCraftLouisiana

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

yo yo yo come join dis server it’s like a wild ride through a crazy jungle of blocky madness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that can do the cha-cha. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our creepers are so friendly they’ll give you a hug before they blow you up.

we got secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with golden apples and enchanted swords. our villagers are always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. and don’t even get me started on our nether portal, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through hell with a pit stop for marshmallows.

so if you wanna experience the most insane, mind-blowing, pixelated adventure of your life, then join our server now. just watch out for the toxic gas, it’s a real killer…literally.

CraftyVent Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	653288
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all on your own? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have a special healing feature that will literally mend your broken heart. That’s right, just vent and talk to us, and we will do our best to heal you – both in-game and emotionally.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, allowing you to prance around the server in style. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes.

So come join us on this magical Minecraft server where love is in the air and unicorns roam free. We can’t wait to see you there, Anon!

EndwalkerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for the Early Access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for a wild ride.

We have in-game events that will blow your mind, like the Dragon Quest Collab where you can battle golems in the hills or the Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures. And don’t even get me started on the Yo-kai Watch Event rerun – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

But that’s not all, we also have crazy stuff like the Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test where you can travel between data centers like a boss. And don’t forget about the PvP Series 5, where you can battle it out with other players for glory and prizes.

And if you’re looking to meet some like-minded players, we have meetups scheduled all the time. From Spooky Club Robots to Mario Party Salty Bets, there’s something for everyone. So come join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

NephewNest – Family-friendly Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your uncle’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where missing nephews come back with superpowers and mysterious pasts.

Our server is so wild, even your nephew’s wildest dreams can’t compare. Explore a world where family drama meets pixelated adventures. Will your nephew run away and start a new life in the virtual world? Only time will tell!

With more twists and turns than your nephew’s rollercoaster of emotions, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now and see if you can uncover the truth behind your nephew’s disappearance and his dad’s hidden feelings.

Don’t miss out on the drama, the mystery, and the pure insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DreamCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Have you ever dreamt of riding a giant chicken through a field of rainbow sheep while being chased by a horde of dancing creepers? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, that dream could become a reality! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – who knows what kind of bizarre dreams you’ll have next!

HateCrafters

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4382	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Do you ever just meet someone and immediately want to punch them in the face? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression on unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have virtual violence, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they spit when they’re angry.

So why join our server? Because where else can you punch people in the face and battle llamas for control of a virtual world? It’s a wild ride, my friend. Strap in and get ready for some ridiculousness.

HinduPilgrimMCServer

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1147	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

u kno wat wud b a bettr way to spend ur time than gettin attacked on a bus? PLAYIN MINECRAFT ON DIS EPIC SERVER! we got so many cool things like giant chickens that drop diamonds and lava slides that lead to secret treasure rooms. plus, u can build ur own temple and pretend ur a hindu pilgrim without the risk of gettin attacked. so join now and avoid the bus drama, cuz we all kno minecraft is way more fun than real life anyway!