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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1096 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 709 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
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