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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7910 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 555 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!
