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MomSaysNoSisDoes Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2704
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	509	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sheltered and privileged as my mom? Look no further! Our server is run by players who have never faced real difficulty in their virtual lives. Join us for a traditional gaming experience where decisions are made for you and problems magically disappear with the click of a mouse.

Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!

Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.

So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!

MomDontTouchMyDoll

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your childhood treasures from crazy siblings! Just like this player’s beloved doll, we promise to keep your virtual creations safe from any pesky younger siblings who might mess them up.

Join us and build your own digital dollhouse, complete with perfectly preserved dolls and accessories. No need to worry about your little sister getting her hands on them and turning your masterpiece into a chaotic mess – unless, of course, you want to invite her to play nicely!

So come on over to our server and let your inner child run wild, without the fear of anyone ruining your creations. Because here, your toys are safe from crazy siblings and iPad-induced toy obsessions. Let’s build and play together, where your childhood memories are protected and cherished!

CraftySoundz – Mine for your favorite sound!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Do you know what sound is even better than your favorite sound in the world? The sound of creeper explosions on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of running for your life as your carefully built house gets blown to smithereens by those sneaky green buggers. But don’t worry, we have respawn points conveniently located right next to the chaos for your convenience.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while riding a pig. If you can find him, he might just give you a tour of his masterpiece while riding a llama named Larry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

EscapeCraft: 150K Gone, 9M Fled!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7905	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	52
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano? Well, this server is so crazy, nine million people have already fled from it because it’s just too wild for them to handle. And get this, up to 150,000 players have died in epic battles and crazy adventures. It’s like the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs. No one is talking about it because they’re too busy trying to survive and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So, if you’re ready to join the madness and show off your building skills while dodging crazy mobs and lava pits, then this server is the place for you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

PlasticSmellCraft

air pollution, burning plastic, Environmental awareness, environmental crisis, environmental impact, harmful chemicals, plastic burning, plastic contamination, plastic disposal, plastic pollution, plastic products, plastic recycling, plastic recycling plant, plastic recycling process, plastic smell, plastic waste, PlasticSmellCraft, pollution control, recycling, toxic fumes, waste management

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Potions Brewed:	142

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stench of reality! our world is filled with unicorns riding on flying pigs, battling against evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as it attracts a herd of dancing pandas.

but beware, for the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous gnomes who will steal your diamonds and replace them with potatoes. embark on quests to retrieve your precious spuds and earn the title of Potato King.

if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, but watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a furnace!

so why wait? join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

LanthanumCraft -168° Superhydride

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	9309
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Star Shards Collected:	167	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Yo, join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got some next level shiznit goin’ on! We discovered some wack metal state in a hydrogen-rich compound of lanthanum under pressure. It’s like some A15-type lanthanum superhydride with the formula La4H23. And get this, it shows superconductivity below minus 168 degrees Celsius at a pressure of 1.2 million atmospheres!

So if you wanna experience some outta this world stuff while playin’ Minecraft, dis server is where it’s at! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when you can be part of a server that’s basically runnin’ on magic metal state superpowers? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

RP SERVER IP – frearemine.mc-server.eu Minecraft server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

The owner of the server “RP SERVER IP – freeremine.mc-server.eu” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

144.76.7.241:21559

JokesMC Server

female validation, hate, jokes, JokesMC, low, male validation, patience, Pickme, punched, Server, SINK

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a queen pickme who will do anything for male validation! Join us for a wild ride filled with punchy hat jokes and a whole lot of patience (because she’s female, duh). Who needs self-respect when you can join our server and laugh your way to the top? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

WeedTasteMC Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest one around! Join us and discover what weed tastes like…in Minecraft!

Our server is filled with lush green forests where you can harvest virtual weed and experience the high of a lifetime. But be careful, the mobs are extra chill and might try to steal your stash!

We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with other players and show off your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary enchanted bong that grants you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, lots of weed!

BlockBusterDangers

Accuracy, Awareness, BlockBusterDangers, Caution, cautionary tales, common sense, consequences, dangerous things, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, lessons learned, movies, preparedness, Realism, reality check, Risks, Safety, survival skills, take seriously, vigilance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie come to life! We’ve got all the dangerous things that movies get right, and you better believe you should take them seriously on our server.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding action like dodging exploding creepers, navigating treacherous lava pits, and battling evil mobs that are straight out of a horror film. But don’t worry, we’ve also got plenty of comedic relief in the form of derpy chickens and mischievous pigs that will keep you laughing as you try to survive.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, have a dance-off with a skeleton, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the Ender Dragon? Trust us, you won’t find a more exhilarating Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the madness today!