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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6339 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4181 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!
