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PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Animals Bred:	152
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	145
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!