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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7285 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!