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UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchantments Applied:	237	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	966119
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ores Mined:	8894	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Potions Brewed:	187
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	1491	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

play.hazyrealm.net

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).