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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2582 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Votes: | 5388 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 189 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.