| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5230 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6959 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3355 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8234 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9733 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2514 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 737 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5276 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Farms Harvested: | 941 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2039 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 151 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6760 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 147 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5032 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1268 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3275 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7499 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
