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SpyCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, bbc news, chinese spy, controversy, Corruption, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Exile, flees, foreign affairs, fury, Government, international relations, investigation, Mayor, Minecraft, Philippines, Politics, public outrage, scandal, Server, Southeast Asia, Spycraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Crops Grown:	9196	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mayors accused of being chinese spies fleeing the philippines left and right 😂🤣 like who even knew that was a thing?? but we got it all here, folks! join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a spy yourself 🕵️‍♂️ who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server! plus, we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas 🦄🐷🦙 so why wait? join now and let the madness begin! 🎉🔥

EcoCraft: No Coal for You!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, coal, coal power plant, EcoCraft, Emissions, ENERGY, energy policy, energy production, Environment, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, Greenpeace, permits, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

come join our minecraft server where we cut new coal power plant permits by nearly 80% just like china! greenpeace is shaking in their boots at our eco-friendly ways. we’re saving the planet one block at a time, so come build with us and be a part of the green revolution. plus, our diamonds are ethically sourced by magical unicorns who only poop rainbows. join us now and let’s make minecraft a greener place!

InflamedMindsMC

adolescence inflammation, adolescence research, adolescent mental health, childhood inflammation, childhood mental health, childhood research, depression, early inflammation, InflamedMindsMC, inflammation and depression, inflammation and mental health, inflammation and psychosis, inflammation research, later inflammation, low-grade inflammation, mental health disorders, mental health disorders research, mental health research., Psychosis, research, systemic inflammation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Animals Bred:	35
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo.

VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, cybersecurity, data encryption, digital footprint, digital privacy, encrypted photos, external content, Feds, government surveillance, internet security, Minecraft, online presence, online tracking, online visibility, payroll, privacy concerns, Server, SmugAlana, social media, tenor.com, virtual influencers, virtual tubers, VirtualTuberFeds

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchantments Applied:	117	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even SmugAlana is in on it? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive, even browsers can’t handle it! All photos are encrypted, and even the almighty tenor.com has no trace of us. Join now for the ultimate challenge of finding our hidden base, guarded by a secret society of Minecraft pros. And who knows, maybe SmugAlana will give you a hint if you’re lucky!

AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP

Africans, anti-semitism, Asians, AsiansAreOP, discrimination, ethnicity, fascism, Genocide, Germans, hate crimes, History, Holocaust, Jews, Military, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, s&s, smp, Wermacht, world war II

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Void Gems Collected:	33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crops Grown:	8073
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.

NoNameChange Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict, creepiness, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, friendship, Gaslighting, Identity, Manipulation, Minecraft, name change, NoNameChange, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, Support, validation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Villages Defended:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through friendships and name changes just like our main characters. Will you be able to handle the pressure of constant social interactions and name swaps? Only the bravest players can survive the chaos of this server!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to deal with the drama and madness of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as this Reddit post!

ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchantments Applied:	167
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

OneTimeAtLeast – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, OneTimeAtLeast, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Emeralds Found:	4085	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

BlockCraftin’FUN

best kept secrets, BlockCraftinFUN, diamond in the rough, hidden delights, hidden gems, hidden treasures, hidden wonders, lesser known, Must try, Overlooked, overlooked experiences, overlooked pleasures, try new things, under-the-radar attractions, Underappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered pleasures, Unexplored, unique experiences

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Build your own castle, tame a dragon, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBananza Minecraft Server

4.4 million years, BlockyBananza, China, cultural genocide, Cumulative, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, injustice, international community, Minecraft, minority group, Oppression, persecution, political prisoners, Prison, sentenced, Server, study, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!