CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	674
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dimension Hops:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Animals Bred:	171
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Enchantments Applied:	138
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8261
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4309	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Animals Bred:	62	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	859

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	274682	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

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