Pixel Hold
Join the fun! This server has:
- Survival SMP
- Creative Mode
- Skyblock with minions
Cross-play with Bedrock is a go!
Connect here: IP: play.PixelHold.com
play.pixelhold.com
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Pixel Hold: Craft Your Dream World
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PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!
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CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!
How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!
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LittleDigPlanet
Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Age Requirement 25+ years old Ranks No ranks or moderator positions Map New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update World Border 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future Player Count 8-12 players online at peak times Difficulty Hard View Distance 32 Chunks Additional Servers Legacy Server, Creative Server Exceptions to Vanilla Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin FAQ
Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?
A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.
Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?
A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.
Q: What is the world border size?
A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.
… (and more FAQ questions and answers)
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Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!
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ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.
Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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SirenCraft SMP
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!
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CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.
So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?
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ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!
lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.
plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!
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Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread
come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).
join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.
what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!