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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2077 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Votes: | 6474 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!