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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1010 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
And let me tell you, our community is like a big ol’ family, just like how my mom used to make the best cookies in the world and everyone wanted to be at our house. So if you wanna feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of being wanted and loved, you gotta join this SMP, trust me bro.
Also, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever see, like, they sparkle brighter than my mom’s diamond ring she got from a leprechaun. So if you wanna be rolling in riches and flex on all your friends, you gotta join this SMP, no cap.
So come on, bro, join us and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new mom figure in our server owner who can bake cookies just like mine, bro!