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Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

battalions, battle, blocky, Bravery, Commander, Conflict, courage, determination, Escape, Fought, Military, Overruled, Prohres, resilience, Royale.., Safety, strategy, Surrounded, Survival, UKRAINIAN, Unity, uprising, Victory, War

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

play.kaiross.info:25561

NisaSMP

Community, Custom Builds, Economy, Events, Keys, Minecraft, NisaSMP, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	107	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

A brand new Survival Minecraft Server! Custom builds, plugins, frequent events, free ranks and keys and so much more, join our community today!

smp.nisayera.com:25599

Macaroni Land: Where Pasta Wars and Cheese Factions Collide!

atmosphere, Brewery, Chaos, Cheese, collide, Community, Discord, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Fast, Friendly, Land, MACARONI, Minecarts, music disk, pasta, Plugins, rp sit, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, Towns, trinkets, Wars

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

JAVA IP	37.10.122.12:25984
BEDROCK IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview:

Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with an old-school SMP vibe. It features PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a small yet lively community. There are several towns to explore, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins.

FAQs:

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for a couple of months.

2. What can I find at the spawn shop?

The spawn shop mostly sells trinkets like custom music disk midis, starter kits, and player-owned items that offer more complex items. There are also weird experimental skills and community-requested plugins available.

3. What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include faster minecarts, a brewing plugin, an RP sit plugin, and various random additions to enhance gameplay.

4. How would you describe the community on the server?

The community is small, friendly, and slightly chaotic. Players are welcoming and enjoy interacting with each other.

5. Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! Players of all experience levels are welcome to join and explore Macaroni-land.

MultiversusCraft Server

beta game, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, intellectual properties, Jack’s [INSERT MOVE HERE], live service, Multiversus General, MultiversusCraft, MVG, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, pve mode, rollback netcode, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	7126
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where Jack’s pickaxe skills are just too OP? Look no further than our server! Join now and witness Jack mining through mountains like they’re made of butter!

Previously on our server: Jack’s mining skills were so strong that he dug a hole straight to bedrock and found diamonds galore!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a whole new world to explore filled with characters from Warner Brothers properties. From Batman to Bugs Bunny, you never know who you’ll run into next!

And don’t worry about the game shutting down for development, we’ve already got the final release ready to go. With new modes, new characters, and even a universal parry technique, the fun never stops on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon Beetlejuice building a haunted house in the mountains!

Minecraft SMP: The Last Creeper Jedi

angry review, Confusing, creeper, criticism, Emperor Palpatine, Fast-paced, film, Force power, jedi, JJ Abrams, Lucasfilm, Minecraft, Movie, nostalgia critic, plot holes, Rey’s lineage, rise of skywalker, Sequel, skywalker, smp, Star Destroyers, Star Wars, Star Wars fans, the last jedi

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Votes:	5550	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s a thousand times worse than The Last Jedi! We’ve got Star Wars references galore, with Star Destroyers grown in the ground by Emperor Palpatine himself using force power. Need a laugh? Watch as a group of 20 strangers take over a Star Destroyer and ride horses on the hull – it’s pure chaos! And don’t forget about our main character who decides her last name is Skywalker in the last 5 minutes – talk about a plot twist! So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

MineCraftyWakeUpCall

#leo, Accountability, alarms, ANNOYED, Buses, childish behavior, Communication, House, Late, married couple, MineCraftyWakeUpCall, morning person, Overtime, partner, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, supervisor, travel, waking up, work, work clothes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Items Found:	6550	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up on time is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and experience the thrill of setting multiple alarms, only to turn them off and go back to sleep like a pro.

Embark on epic quests to find the magical snooze button, hidden deep within the caves of procrastination. Battle against the evil forces of oversleeping and laziness, all while trying to make it to work on time!

Create your own alarm clock fortress and defend it against the relentless attacks of the late risers. Will you be the hero who saves the day by waking up on time, or will you be forever cursed to hit the snooze button for eternity?

Join now and show off your time management skills in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Remember, on this server, the early bird catches the diamond, so set those alarms and get ready for the most chaotic morning routine of your life!

KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve

adult names, age-appropriate appellations, age-appropriate monikers, age-appropriate names, age-appropriate naming, baby names, baby naming, childhood names, generational names, KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve, naming conventions, naming styles, naming trends, odd names, quirky names, strange names, traditional names, uncommon names, unconventional names, unique names, unusual names

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	2545
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old names and themes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you spawn into our world and suddenly you’re surrounded by talking animals wearing top hats and monocles. They greet you with a chorus of “Welcome, young adventurer! Prepare yourself for the wackiest journey of your life!” As you explore, you come across a giant rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of chicken nuggets and commands an army of explosive chickens. Don’t worry, they won’t harm you unless you try to take their precious nugget crown.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the absurdity begin!

DroneCraftSpy: Canada’s Soccer Secrets

#intelligence gathering, Canada, Canadas, Canadian soccer, Coaching, Concacaf, DroneCraftSpy, Drones, Espionage, Fifa, men’s soccer, national teams, Secrets, Soccer, sports, Spying, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Teams, Technology, Training, Women’s Soccer

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF CANADA’S SOCCER TEAMS WERE DRONES SPYING ON EVERYONE HAHAHA. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT WHERE YOU CAN BE A SNEAKY DRONE SPYING ON OTHER PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS GOALS WHEN YOU CAN JUST WATCH EVERYONE ELSE PLAY? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT SECRETS YOU CAN UNCOVER. MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND OUT WHO STOLE ALL THE DIAMONDS FROM THE SERVER’S TREASURE CHEST. HAHAHAHAHA.

HumanCraft: SpongeBob Edition

adaptation, cartoon, Characters, Edition, funny, human versions, Humanbob, HumanCraft, humans, Humanward, long tail tags, Mr. Human, names, Parody, Patrick Human, sandy cheeks, spongebob

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2555	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more madness than a pineapple under the sea, I tell ya! Imagine if SpongeBob was actually a bunch of humans running around in square pants – that’s the kind of wildness you’ll find here!

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to swim! Build insane structures that defy the laws of physics and gravity – just like how Mr. Human defies logic by living in a pineapple!

And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got zombies that breakdance, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and skeletons that moonwalk like Michael Jackson! You won’t find this kind of lunacy anywhere else, folks!

So come on down to our server and let your inner Humanbob shine! Just watch out for Squidward, he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for no reason at all. But hey, that’s just how we roll in this wacky world of Minecraft!