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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6966 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3956 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 192 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.